聊斋故事之人妖

东昌府马万宝，为人放荡不羁，他老婆田氏也很风流，夫妻俩感情特好。

有一女子住邻居老太家，自言被婆婆虐待逃出来的，一手好针线，天天给老太做活，老太喜欢，就留下了。

过几天又说自己会夜晚按摩，专治妇科病，老太给他到处宣扬，田氏听到也没在意。

老马有天从墙缝里瞧见女子，十八九岁很漂亮。
稀罕的不得了。
跟老婆商量，想勾引勾引，人老婆那叫一个贤惠，两口子定计，田氏假装有病，让女子晚上来给她按摩。

白天老太先探病了，坐床头跟田氏商议，人闺女怕羞，不能见男人，不啥晚上你让你家老公出去躲躲？

田氏说我家屋子小，没闲着的卧室啊，对了，晚上舅舅请他喝酒，就让他晚点回来吧。

田氏和老马这是用的拔汉旗易赵旗的计策要勾引人家小娘子啊，老太听了高兴地走了。

天一黑老太就领着闺女刚来了，问：“你家马哥晚上回来吗？不回来，田氏言之凿凿。
这才好，闺女乐了，说了几句话，老太走了。

田氏点着蜡烛就铺被子，让人家小娘子先上床，后又说，嘿厨房门忘关了，别让狗偷吃了肉去，端着蜡烛就走了。
过会老马不声不响的进来了，往床上一躺。

那小娘子颤着声的说：我来给娘子治病啊，口里那一亲热，一只手就伸进老马衣服里了，先揉肚子，逐渐往下啊，这到了肚脐下可就不按摩了，伸手就往（此处省略十字），一摸之下，嗯，怎么那么不对劲？嗷的一声怪叫，不亚于摸到了蛇蝎啊。
起身就逃啊。

老马可早就被摸起火来了，怎容她逃啊，你不是摸我吗？我怎么也得摸回去不是。
一把按住人家，就开摸啊，这一摸不得了，怎么跟自己差不多啊，他也开始叫了。
田氏纳闷了，怎么回事，怎么回事，难不成老公被反调戏？这可稀罕，不行我得去瞧瞧热闹？

田氏端着蜡烛进屋一瞧，喝！一大小伙子光着身子跪地下磕头求饶呢。
田氏这风流的也羞跑了。

老马这一火大，幸亏是我啊，要是我老婆这帽子不就变色了？你给我老实招来，不然我揍死你。

小伙就哭啊：哥唉，我叫王二喜，我哥叫王大喜，会点法术，我这不是跟他学的能装女人。
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那你说你得手几个了？王二喜就哭啊，哥唉，我倒霉啊，我刚出道，才搞了十六个这就碰到你了，才十六个啊，哥我罪孽还不大，你就饶了我吧。

老马一听这就火了，他妈的，你才十八九就搞了十六个还说不多，哥我都三十多了才搞了六个良家，你这还不罪孽，你说你怎么不给我搞几个呢。
当然这都是老马的旁白，没对王二喜说

老马说：你这妖孽，我得送你见官，王二喜就哭了，哎呀我得那个哥哥哎，您就饶了我吧，我跟您当牛做马都行啊。

老马一寻思，这也是，送官我有啥好处？还不够丢人的，这小伙长的也不错，不如这样吧，我把他骟了留我身边得了。

老马也下得了手，拿把快刀就把小伙给阉了。
当时那叫血流如注啊，小伙当场就晕了。
等醒过了，老马把她包扎好了，就当她自己人了，搁被窝里好言安慰，我用药把你的伤口养好，你就当我的人吧，你一辈子跟着我就别走了，不然你出去，告发你，你可活不了。

王二喜眼泪都下来了，哥，啥也别说了，这辈子，我就是你的人了。

天亮，邻家老太来了，老马就说了这是我表侄女王二姐，大小是阴阳人，被婆家赶出来了，昨晚一说才知道，这就在我家住下了，昨晚有点伤风，我给她买药去，这些日子您费心了。
邻家老太也是好心人，进去探问，见王二喜脸无血色，大吃一惊，就问，你这是咋了？王二喜就说，我怕是长了妇科恶疮了，都肿了。
老太感叹一番，也就走了。

老马这又是汤又是药粉的，二姐几天就好了，晚上就给老马当媳妇，白天干活，真跟个小老婆一样。

过了不久，王二喜哥哥一党七人全被抓砍头，唯独王二喜跑了，到处悬赏搜捕啊，这一说大家就开始怀疑王二喜了，就派几个老太隔着衣服摸了摸，还真不是，大家才放心，不然这可是个祸害。

王二喜至此才真心佩服老马啊，真是有先见之明，救了自己一命。
从此忠心无二的服侍老马，死了也是葬在了东昌府西老马家墓边上。

咱就不来个异史氏曰，就来个陌上草曰吧，陌上草曰：古人口味比今人重啊。

Introduce:Dong Changfu Ma Mobao, humanness is wanton, family name of his wife cropland is very tasteful also, husband and wife two feeling are especially good.
One woman lives neighbour old lady, be mistreated to escape by the mother-in-law from character, skill good needlework, do work to the old lady every day, the old lady likes, stayed.
Pass a few days to say him meeting night is massaged again, treat disease of department of gynaecology only, the old lady gives him everywhere advocate, cropland family name is heard also did not care about.
The old horse seams li of see woman from the wall one day, highteen very beautiful.
Rare.
Discuss with wife, think accost accost, person wife calls then virtuous, devise a stratagem of husband and wife, cropland family name pretends sick, let a woman be massaged in the evening.
The old lady visited the sick first by day, sit the head of a bed follows cropland family name consultative, person girl is bashful, cannot see a man, not do you let what in the evening does your home Laogong go out to hide? Cropland family name says my home room is little, the bedroom that does not have at a loose end, was opposite, the uncle asks him to drink in the evening, let his behind schedule come back.
Cropland family name and old horse this is those who use unplug the stratagem of Han Qi Yi Zhaoqi wants young a polite form of address for a young woman of accost other people, the old lady listened to go gladly.
One black old lady is getting the day the girl just came, ask: "Your home Ma Ge come back in the evening? Do not come back, the certain of character of cropland family name.
This gift is nice, the girl is happy, said a few words, the old lady went.
Candle of light of cropland family name spreads a quilt, young a polite form of address for a young woman of home letting a person first go to bed, say again after, hey backstairs forgets to close, did not let a dog eat the flesh stealthily, carrying the candle to go.
Crossed meeting old horse to come in silently, lie toward the bed.
Then young a polite form of address for a young woman is quivering of sound say: I will to a form of address for one's wife treat a disease, in the mouth that one affectionate, a hand is extended into old horse dress, knead abdomen first, gradually downward ah, this arrived below navel can not massage, stretch his hand to be gone to (omit here crossed) , feel under, hum, how so incorrect interest? Of Ao cry quite, no less than felt vicious people.
Rise to escape.
The old horse can come early with respect to the on fire that be felt, how allow her to escape, are you to feel me? How I also must be felt is not.
One presses a family, leave feel, this is felt disastrous, how to follow oneself about the same ah, he also began to cry.
Cropland family name felt puzzled, how to return a responsibility, how to return a responsibility, be turned over hard to dally with into husband? This but rare, be no good must I go is look look lively? Cropland family name is carrying the candle to enter room one look, drink! Disrobe of one big boy child beg for mercy of genuflect underground kowtow.
Cropland family name this is tasteful also be ashamed ran.
Old horse this one fire is big, be me fortunately, if my wife didn't this cap become angry? You speak to my simple minded, otherwise I beat you dead.
Groups small cry: Elder brother alas, I call Wang Erxi, my elder brother calls Wang Daxi, can nod magic arts, I this is not to follow what he learns to be able to hold a woman.
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