十二星座之见鬼篇

根据每个星座的特性写的~十二星座之见鬼篇。

好黑的巷子！小心地走……啊！一个飘到我面前来了！这时的星座宝宝反应……

白羊座：

我瞪！我瞪！我瞪瞪瞪！先和鬼玩大眼瞪小眼的的，然后百米冲刺立刻逃走。

金牛座：

拿着算盘边说边算：“萝卜买了3毛，青菜买了8毛，辣椒买了5毛……”放心吧，专心地算钱的牛牛根本是不可能见到鬼的。

双子座：

像发现了一块新大陆，很兴奋地喊：“我见到鬼了！我见到鬼了！！！”挨家挨户地说……“我见到鬼了！”(鬼：不要到处张扬好不好？弄得我一点神秘感也没有了！)

巨蟹座：

“啊！难道你就是隔壁张奶奶的外孙女的鬼魂？好久不见！咱俩好好聚聚！”至于她是鬼的问题，蟹蟹可能已经抛到脑后了。

狮子座：

“何方妖孽！竟敢在本王眼皮底下放肆！”说是这么说，其实爱面子的狮子心里可能很害怕啦！

处女座：

拉着女鬼的裙子说：“怎么这么脏！你注意点卫生好不好！赶快回去洗洗！”(鬼：这人也太挑剔了吧！)

天秤座：

“做个朋友好不好？你的QQ号码是多少？……”估计鬼也是很乐意交这个朋友的啦。

天蝎座：

“死鬼！这么多年也不来看看我！走，一起去喝咖啡！”天蝎和这些神秘事物都是有关联的，信不信蝎子和鬼还是多年的老友！

射手座：

“咦？这个鬼mm长得蛮不错嘛！”绝倒了，大概只有射手能这么想。

魔羯座：

很仔细地瞧瞧这个女鬼，然后大声地“哈！”了几声，大步离去。
留下女鬼在那里莫名其妙。
(魔羯：老板，想吓我也不必装成鬼的样子吧！)

水瓶座：

“看我瓶子的厉害！”什么桃木剑画符大蒜通通掏出来往鬼扔去。
(鬼：拜托，我又不是僵尸，小题大做！”

双鱼座：

哭！哭！哭到鬼心软！

Introduce:The absurd of the 12 constellation of ~ that write according to the character of every constellation piece.
Very black alley child! Walk along …… carefully! A female ghost waved to come round to my face! At this moment Aries of …… of constellation darling reaction: My glare! My glare! My glare glare! Play glare big small with ghost first game, next 100 meters of sprint run away immediately.
Taurine: Taking abacus edge to say the edge calculates: "The turnip bought 3 wool, green vegetables bought 8 wool, chili bought 5 wool …… " be at ease, the Niu Niu that calculates fund attentively is impossible to see ghost at all.
Gemini: Resembled discovering a the New World-the Americas, very agitato cries: "I see ghost! I see ghost! ! ! " say …… from door to door " I see ghost! " (ghost: Not everywhere is make public good? Do so that my a bit secret touch also did not have! ) Cancer: "Ah! are you next door piece the soul of the granddaughter of the grandma? Disappear for ages! We two get together well! " as to her the problem that is ghost, crab crab may have cast cerebral hind.
Leo: "He Fang person or event associated with evil or misfortune! Have the impertinence to do sth is in next wantonning by this king eyelid! " saying is so say, the likelihood in the lion heart that is concerned about face-saving actually very fear! Maiden: The skirt that playing female dirty trick says: "How so dirty! You notice bit of sanitation is good! Go back at once wash! " (ghost: This person is too captious also! ) Libra: "It is good to become a friend? How much is your QQ number? …… " estimate those who make this friend to ghost also is very willing.
Scorpio: "Devil! So old also do not see me! Go, go drinking coffee together! " Scorpio and these secret things are related, the letter does not believe scorpion and ghost or old lad! Archer: "Well? This ghost Mm grows pretty is well! " shook his side, probably only archer can think so.
Demon Jie: Carefully look look this female ghost, next aloud " ha! " a few, the stride leaves.
Keep female spirit indescribable over.
(Demon Jie: Boss, want to frighten me to also need not fit the pattern of ghost! ) water bottle: "Those who see my bottle is fierce! " all of garlic of accord with of picture of what peach backsword draws out contact ghost to be thrown.
(Ghost: Request, I am not corpse, be fussily! " Pisces: Cry! Cry! Cry ghost is softhearted! 6754