没有眼屎的人
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吴极做了一个奇怪的梦,梦到肚子涨痛,然后他爬到卫生间,祖母绿的眼屎从眼睛里蜂拥而出。
吴极腾地从床上坐起来,睁开眼睛,用食指,定位在眼角,精确地放在泪腺上,温柔地、敏捷地,把那祖母绿的小东西拨拉出来。
这个时候,老婆王兰已经做好了早餐,坐在梳妆台前点眼药水,那眼药水很贵,一小瓶大几千,滴进眼睛后,能令眼睛保持婴儿般的明亮和清澈,据说很多明星都在用。
这眼药水据说是从刚出生的小公羊眼睛里提取出来,吴极只要一想到那些刚出生就变成瞎子的小公羊,就觉得王兰很残忍。
他把祖母绿用食指和拇指捻平,蹭在睡衣上。
里王兰的眼睛,矿泉水一般明净清澈。
他突然发现一个很奇怪的问题:结婚快三年了,从来没有发现王兰有眼屎,难道是眼药水的功效?他拍拍自己的脑门,觉得自己一定是被那个梦搞迷糊了。
工作,赚钱,养老婆,吴极的生活。
秘书把一叠厚厚的文件放到吴极的办公桌上,吴极被昨天的梦弄得很烦恼,抬眼看了看漂亮的女秘书,说道:“眼屎。
”
女秘书尴尬地擦擦眼睛。
“那个……”吴极盯着女秘书的眼睛,“你见过没有眼屎的人吗?”
女秘书红了脸,说道:“谁能没有眼屎呢?除非是死人。
”
吴极若有所思地点点头,一阵耳鸣,仿若羔羊的悲鸣,他觉得自己就是那些可怜的小公羊。
自从吴极开始留意王兰的眼屎以后,又继续发现了王兰诸多诡异之处,比如,王兰喜欢吃半生的菜和三成熟的牛排,尤其喜欢吃猪眼牛眼什么的;王兰从来没有哭过,甚至连打哈欠和切洋葱都不会流出眼泪,王兰晚上睡觉的时候总是喜欢用被子蒙着头,如果掀开被子,她就会马上醒来,瞪着明澈的眼睛望着他,仿佛她从未闭眼;王兰总是手脚冰凉,一晚上都暖不热,而且,结婚三年了,在没有任何防御措施的情况下,王兰一直没有怀孕……
王兰,太不正常了。
吴极深深地吐出了个烟圈,手心开始出汗,他决定一探究竟。
到了晚上,吴极拥住王兰,握着她冰冷的手,温柔地说道:“兰兰,我们去做做体检吧?”
吴极感觉到王兰在自己的怀里僵了一下,说道:“好好的做什么体检?神经!”王兰推开吴极,躺在沙发上看片,边看边点眼药水。
“去吧,你看你总是手脚冰凉,一定是血液循环不好。
”吴极继续温柔地说,电视里的挖出了男人的眼睛,吧唧吧唧吃着,王兰看得津津有味。
“不去!”王兰莫名地发起脾气,“就不去!”王兰的态度增加了吴极心中的疑虑,是了,结婚这么久,从来没见王兰去过。
吴极站在客厅里,有些尴尬,王兰用奇怪的表情看了吴极一眼,说道:“你是不是发现了什么……”
“我有什么好发现的?”吴极连忙用坏笑掩饰自己,蹭过来,手探入王兰的睡衣,“你身上,我都发现遍了,难道还有新发现……”
王兰脸上露出了幸福的笑容,吴极的手一路摸索,用力按住王兰的左胸,手嘎然而止。
为什么?为什么自己如此粗心?结婚这么久,竟然没发现王兰没有心跳!
他惊慌地站起来,结结巴巴地说道:“突然想起还有一个重要文件没有处理,我得马上回!”吴极匆忙站起来,不敢正眼看王兰,只是用眼角瞥见王兰苍白的脸上怨恨的眼神,和电视里的女鬼一样。
他抓起外套,逃似地出了门。
吴极开着车在夜色中一路狂奔,脑海里不断闪现和王兰结婚以来的种种诡异细节,尤其是最近,她还老问他相信不相信世界上有鬼啊,问他是不是吃什么补什么,吃眼睛补眼睛吃心脏补心脏啊,诸如此类。
想到这里,吴极出了一身冷汗,而更令吴极胆战心惊的是,自己开车转了一圈,竟然又回到了家门口,王兰正站在那里,穿着睡衣,脸色苍白。
吴极咬咬牙,一踩油门,撞向王兰……
有三个以上的目击者,确认吴极是故意撞向妻子王兰的。
吴极在接受审讯期间,收到了一封信,信是王兰的朋友寄来的,王兰拜托那个朋友在她死后寄给吴极。
信中写道:
亲爱的吴极:
感谢你这么久以来一直爱护我,照顾我。
我很内疚,骗了你这么久,因为我实在太爱你了。
在认识你之前,我的干眼症就已经发展成眼癌了,而且心脏异位也越来越严重,我知道自己很自私,在明知道自己活不了几年的情况下还和你结婚,因为我的自私,害了你一生。
你收到这封信的时候,我已经死了。
希望你能原谅一个死人,勇敢活下去。
永远爱你的王兰
Introduce:Wu Ji made a strange dream, the dream goes up to abdomen painful, next he climbs toilet, the gum of emerald flocks from the eye and go out.
Wuji vacates the ground to sit up from the bed, open an eye, with forefinger, fixed position is in canthus, put accurately on lachrymal gland, tender ground, nimble ground, dial the dot of that emerald pull.
This moment, wife Wang Lan has cooked breakfast, sit before dresser to nod eyedrop, that eyedrop is very expensive, one pyxis is big thousands of, drop after taking an eye, can make what the eye keeps baby bright and clear, allegedly a lot of star are being used.
This eyedrop is from the small ram eye that just was born extraction comes out allegedly, wu Ji should think of those just were born to turn the Xiaogong of a blind person into the sheep only, feel Wang Lan is very cruel.
He twists emerald with forefinger and big toe smooth, loiter is on bedgown.
The eye of the Wang Lan in the mirror, mineral water is general and bright and clean clear.
He discovers a very strange problem suddenly: Marry fast 3 years, never discover Wang Lan has gum, be the effect of eyedrop? He beats the cerebral door that beats his, feeling oneself are certain is be done by that dream confused.
The job, make money, raise wife, wu Ji's life.
The secretary gets on the desk that folds thick file to put Wu Ji, wu Ji is done very plaguily by the dream yesterday, carry soon see beautiful female secretary, say: "Gum.
" female secretary is brushed awkwardly brush an eye.
"That …… " Wu Ji is staring at female secretarial eye, "Had you seen the person that there is gum? " female secretary became red face, say: "Who can do not have gum? Unless be a the dead.
" if Wuji thinks of a place to nod somewhat, a tinnitus, copy is like kid utter sad calls, he feels he is the small ram that those pity.
Since Wu Ji begins the gum of advertent Wang Lan, continued to discover Wang Lan's a lot of and weird part again, for instance, wang Lan likes to eat the dish of half a lifetime and the beef of 3 maturity, like to take look of pig eye ox especially of what; Wang Lan never has cried, mix even gape even cut onion to won't pour out of tear, when Wang Lan sleeps in the evening, always like to covering a head with the quilt, if lift a quilt, she can awake immediately, the eye with bright and limpid goggle at is looking at him, as if she never closes a key point; Wang Lan always is hands or feet icy, warm in the evening not hot, and, marry 3 years, below the circumstance that does not have any defense measure, wang Lan was not pregnant all the time …… Wang Lan, too abnormal.
Wu Ji spat a tobacco group deeply, control begins to perspire, he decides one dug unexpectedly.
Arrived in the evening, wu Ji embraces Wang Lan, holding her frozen hand, tender ground say: "Orchid, I11384