我做干爹

某年七月，女友的一闺蜜突然抱来个岁半的男孩，要认我做干爹。
原来，那孩子生病了，半个月全靠液体。
据说也不是什么大病，就是口腔溃疡而已。
然而，在天天输完液，医生说好了，孩子也仿佛真的好了，可是第二天早上，孩子又不吃饭，显然在病中。
于是，女友自告奋勇把我推荐做孩子的干爹以保佑孩子平安。
我本不想多事，可女友已答应了下来。

孩子的原因就那样子，尽管将近一岁半，他还不会讲话。
其母亲说，她也请了回画弧烧香驱邪的人弄过了，那人用雄鸡血在孩子身上画了弧，听别人说很灵验，可孩子仍然不见好转。

我听见那母亲如此说，立即道：“你怎么那样迷信？我从没听说道人能画弧治病的事。
孩子病了，就送医院才是对的。
”

那女人道：“我们真的天天去医院，十几天了，甲级医院啊，医生说治是那样治没错，可孩子老是这样子，就真有些奇怪了。
你不相信的话，帮忙把我孩子送医院看看？他一直愿意你抱他，反正你今天又没事，行不？”女友也在旁边帮腔：“你带去看看也好，说不定换个人孩子真的好了呢。
唉，她们真的着急了半个月。
”

这干爹真不好当，我一当上就要送孩子看医生。

到了医院，孩子挂了瓶液体，看样子真的好了，于是我背着他准备回去，在街道时，路过一个拜地摊套东西的地方，那孩子伸手硬要里面的东西，我问摊主卖不，卖我给孩子买个，可摊主硬是不卖，想要就一块钱四个圈，你套中啥就是你的，套不中再套。

这个很难套的，我想走，可孩子在我背上大哭，于是我只好来套了。

我用一块钱换了四个圈，以为孩子小肯定要小玩意，于是向一小狗扔去，套了个正着，我把小狗给他，他居然不要。
我急了就问他到底要哪一个，他又说不来，只是小手乱指，我看他小手好象指的一匹小马，一个圈扔去，又中了，拿来给孩子，他又是不要。
我便把两小玩意送给当时围观的陌生孩子，就让摊主指，孩子点头就是他想要的。

摊主先指前面的，孩子摇头。
再指后面大的，孩子摇头，于是摊主指在观音像上时，孩子点头了，原来这孩子向我这干爹要菩萨。
我心里明白了几分，可我觉得肯定是套不到的，又试图与摊主买，摊主坚持要套。
我对孩子说干爹没那本事套不了，我们还是走吧。
可孩子不走，用祈求的眼神看着我。
我于心不忍，就又套一块钱换来四个圈。
我心里暗道：“菩萨保佑我这块钱套中啊，满足孩子吧。
我反正这块钱套不中就决不再套了。
”

我手里一共六个圈。

我扔出了四个，都落空了。
于是我转身对孩子说：“干爹真的套不了。
人家不卖，我这两个圈套不中我们走吧？”孩子点了点头。
于是我第五个圈不瞄准了，向财神头上扔去，没想到那圈几下乱蹦，最后刚刚套在菩萨的头上。

摊主把菩萨送来，孩子高兴的搂在怀里。
我以为孩子真好了，就背着他往家走。
突然，孩子哭起来，我怎么诳他也不行，最后我发火了，大喝一声：“你是什么玩意儿啊？难道真象别人说的是来折磨你妈咪的吗？如果真是那样，你给我滚蛋！”骂完我还不解气，就狠狠给他屁股一巴掌，说来真奇了，我那一巴掌打下，我陡然心头剧震，而且感觉四周阴气猛烈的袭击，让我光天化日下感到万分。
凭我从前见到的那些事件，我知道这孩子真是传说的中邪了，而且对方怨气很重，难怪道士没法驱离。
当时尽管我一个成年人，大白天的感到非常害怕，因为阴气始终在周围不散。
于是我壮着胆子道：“我一无收妖之术，二无降魔之法，我只是个普通人，但我知道你就在附近，如此你不肯放手，我发誓无论付出任何代价，都将让你魂飞魄散永不超生！”尽管我当时仍然不能确定这些东西是真的，我也只好宁可信其有了。

然而，我的话音刚落，突见面前的杂草无风自动，向龙卷，方园七八尺那么大一块，足足卷动一分钟左右，我却什么也没见着，周围小树叶也没动一下。
只是孩子停止了哭泣。

杂草不再动了，四围的恐怖气氛也就消失了，我此时才发现，我已是吓出一身冷汗来。

回到，我将孩子还给他妈咪，说估计孩子这次真的好了，我去医院药对症了，药到病除。

他妈咪接过药一看，却道：“天哪还是往天那些药。
”

我说：“不吃药也好了，你看，我给他带回了菩萨保佑他呢！”

于是，谁也不知道我在路上发生的事，我没讲出来。
理由是没有谁相信那是否真的，说给人家听，人家要不以为你编故事，要不干脆以为你这人精神不正常…

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