我先劫个色

这是一同事讲的。
他爷爷总喜欢跟他说这段。

他们村子里有个浪荡子，某甲。
家境很不错，算是小地主吧。
父母俱在，妻儿双全，应该踏踏实实过日子，他偏不。
大姑娘小媳妇，稍微看得上点眼的，没有他不去招撩的。

要说他采花呢，也是冤枉他。
他家生活虽然不错 ，但是还真供不起他寻花问柳，更别说像高衙内那样强抢民女；横行乡里呢，他倒也真想，不过有那个贼心没那个贼胆。
他的行为，就是过过嘴瘾，偷空在哪个女人身上摸一把之类的。
这种人倒不说多可恨，就是让人讨厌。

为他这种行为，没少闹别扭，尤其是他老婆。
不过他有个优点，嘴甜。
所以总的来说，小日子过得优哉游哉。

一天他从县里回来，天可就要黑了。
他看见前面一个女人，独自骑着头驴赶路。
某甲心花怒发，过去搭讪，那女人长得还不错呢。
看见某甲流里流气的样子，当然很害怕。
他越发得意，不但嘴里不干不净，手也不规矩了。
一条官道又没旁人，那女子跑不了躲不开，只好忍他。

路过一片棒子地，某甲非拉女人进去歇一会。
那女人没他力气大，只好跟他进去。
某甲猴急的把女人拉过来就亲。
可恶，哪来了一把土迷了他的眼。
不过某甲不在乎，闭着眼亲呗。
某甲得意之余也有点不满意：这女人长得不错，怎么嘴巴这么硬？他勉强睁开一点眼：一个骷髅头正在忘情的和他接吻呢。

某甲吓得一屁股坐在地上，离远了这才看清，身子还是女人，脑袋完全是骨头。
某甲爬着想出了这片棒子地。
从女人腰上伸过来一只手，把某甲抓住了， 力气大得出奇。

第二天某甲光着腚跑回村，一路上见谁就和谁说这事，到村子里继续。
疯了？没有，但是不说就难受。
折腾了半个多月，某甲这股劲才算过去。
他这股劲过去了，人也成了当地的名人。
从那以后大半辈子规规矩矩。

村里的老人说，那女人不是狐仙就是黄仙。
它们有头顶骷髅拜月的传统。
这次对某甲小惩大诫，也正是它们的风格。

Introduce:One colleague tells this.
His grandfather always likes to say this paragraph with him.
There is a debauchee in their village, some armour.
Family circumstances is very pretty good, be squireen.
Parental all is in, wife complete in both respects, should dependable get along, he slants not.
Old girl young son's wife, see those who burn a small hole go up a little, do not enrol hold up without him.
Should say he deflowers, also be to treat unjustly him.
Although his home life is pretty good, but still go round singsong houses for removing him really, more never mention it inside image height Ya grab by force in that way civilian female; Infestation home village or town, he also thinks really, nevertheless that evil intentions does not have that thief bravery.
His behavior, had passed mouth strong interest namely, snatch a moment is in those who feel an and so on on which woman body.
This kind of person does not say much more abominable, let a person be fed up with namely.
For him this is planted in the home behavior, do not have little be difficult with sb, especially his wife.
Nevertheless he has an advantage, honeymouthed.
So as a whole, easy life of a small family must living a life of ease and leisure too.
A day he comes back from the county, the day can be about black.
He sees in front a woman, riding head ass to hurry on with one's journey alone.
Some armour heart spends angry hair, struck up a conversation in the past, that wife grows well still.
See some armour the appearance of rascally, of course very fear.
He is even more complacent, not only the filthy in the mouth, hand also not custom.
An official path does not have other people again, that woman cannot running not to hide, be forced to bear him.
Transient ground of a club, some armour blame pulls a woman to go in rest a little while.
That woman does not have him strength is great, be forced to go in with him.
Some armour monkey is urgent play the woman close.
Abhorrent, which will confuse earth his eye.
Nevertheless some armour does not care, shut have sth in mind to kiss.
Some armour is complacent a bit dissatisfactory also: This wife grows well, how is mouth so strong? He opens constrainedly: Head of a skeleton is being mixed in what be indifferent he kisses.
Some armour is frightened so that one buttock sits on the ground, from far this ability looks clear, the body still is a woman, the head is bone completely.
Some armour was climbing to think up this club ground.
Extend from feminine waist come over a hand, held some shell, effort reachs greatly strange.
The following day some armour is smooth buttocks runs back to a village, see who says this thing with who all the way, continue in the village.
Mad? Without, but do not say afflictive.
Do sth over and over again half many month, this strong ability calculates some armour in the past.
He this interest passed, the person also became local famous person.
Since then most all one's life is prim.
The old person of the village says, that woman is not Hu Xian it is Huang Xian.
They have skeleton of the top of head to do obeisance to lunar tradition.
Big commandment of this small to some armour punish, also be their style.
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