死也要工资

坊间有句老话，叫“人死万事休”，可桐柏中学的老师周银凤病逝都四年了，身后还留下一档子乱事怎么也休不了。

啥事？钱呗。
这年头，最能闹腾人的除了钱还能有啥？

这天一早，周银凤的老伴老刘头又阴沉着脸出了门，去找李会计要钱。
按政策规定，周银凤去世后，学校还应通过财政再发20个月的工资，作为抚恤金。
谁知，这一眨眼就是4年，老刘头一个子儿都没摸着！

连死人的钱都敢克扣，算他奶奶的啥玩意？老刘头气哼哼地嘟囔着，一踏进校财务室的门就指着李会计的鼻子问：“小李子，你跟我交个实底，这钱到底给不给？”

小李子？怎么听着像慈禧太后招呼大太监李莲英啊？李会计皱皱眉，回道：“老刘头，我都跟你说过多少遍了。
这事难办——”

话刚出口，就见老刘头急了，伸手从腰里拽出把闪着寒光的菜刀来。
李会计当即吓得丢了魂，双腿一软猫进了桌下，语无伦次地慌叫：“刘哥刘叔……啊不刘大爷，你，你要干嘛？”

“干吗？再拿不到钱，我想给老婆烧刀纸都没银子买！”老刘头愤愤地说着，“咔嚓”一声将刀劈上了桌面，“说吧，今儿个给不给？”

瞅着老刘头要玩命的阵势，李会计怂了，哆哆嗦嗦地说：“刘大爷，我，我跟你说实话吧。
周老师的钱都被卜校长领走了。
卜校长还告诉我，别向财政汇报周老师去世的事，能多领一个月是一个月。
对了，周老师这个月的工资，卜校长昨天才领走。
”

啥？我老婆的工资他凭啥领？就因为他当过狗屁校长？老刘头越听火气越大，抓起菜刀直奔住在清水巷的卜校长家。

卜校长名叫卜士仁，是桐柏中学的上一任校长。
周银凤去世的第二年，他就退休在家，很少出门。
万万没想到，却是这个缩头乌龟在冒领老伴的工资！一路走一路骂，半小时后，老刘头砸响了卜校长家的门：“卜士仁，你给我滚出来——”

“谁啊？”好半天，院里终于传来一阵沙哑的应答声，“拆迁办的吧？我这门可不结实，砸坏了你得赔！”

“我赔你个头！”门刚打开一条缝，老刘头便肩头一沉撞了进去，直将卜校长撞得趔趔趄趄，差点跌倒。

“卜士仁，你为啥冒领我老婆的工资？还我！”

不料，卜校长满眼嘲弄地盯紧了老刘头，不冷不热地回道：“少跟我耍横。
领你老婆的工资是看得起你。
别忘了我是校长，想领谁的就领谁的！”

奶奶的，见过无赖，还没见过这么无赖的，冒领人家工资倒还理直气壮！老刘头恨得牙痒，抄起菜刀便砍。
卜校长虽说瘦得像麻杆，手脚却不慢。
侧身一躲，不仅让老刘头劈了个空，还顺势抢过菜刀，照着老刘头的后脑猛力砍下。

“住手——”

蓦地，一声尖叫在耳边响起。
卜校长一听，禁不住接连打了几个寒战，冷汗涔涔而下！

这声音，听着太熟了！是……是周银凤！

都说“打架亲兄弟，上阵父子兵”，也没听说过打架老夫妻啊。
愣神间，一个人影已倏地飘到面前，伸出尖尖长长的指甲狠狠刺向他的眼窝：“还我工资！我活着的时候，你克扣教师薪水；我死了，你又冒领我工资！连死人都盘剥，你还是不是人？”

尖利愤懑的嘶叫声中，老刘头也两眼血红、疯了般扑来，死死扼住了卜校长的脖子：“说啊，你还是不是人？！”

而此时，在桐柏中学的财务室内，被老刘头吓了个半死的李会计一缓过神，就战战兢兢地报了警：“警察同志，清水巷要，要出大事——”

“请你慢点说。
怎么回事？”警察问。

李会计擦擦满脑门的汗，说：“周银凤，就是我们学校以前的一个老师，她男人刘大明，带着刀去找我们原来的校长卜士仁了！”

接听报警电话的警察犹豫了几秒钟，然后重重地挂断了电话。
挂断前，异常严肃地训斥说：“你喝多了还是精神病？竟敢耍警察玩！周银凤是我班主任，四年前就去世了。
三年前，卜校长去东北的儿子家养老，煤气中毒死了。
周银凤的爱人刘大明，前几天殁了，还是我给收的尸。
你再敢报假警，我这就逮了你！”

这，这怎么可能？要知道，卜校长每个月都会来领周银凤的工资，还有说有笑的。
不，不，一定是警察喝多了。
李会计几乎魂飞魄散，强壮着胆奔向清水巷。

在推开门板的刹那，三具纠结在一起的白森森尸骨冷不丁地刺入李会计眼底。

Introduce:In the bookshops has an adage, cry " person dead all things rests " , the teacher Zhou Yinfeng that learns in Ke Tongbai dies of illness 4 years, still leave first gear after one's death child how doesn't random thing also rest.
What thing? Money.
This year, can you roister most of the person can you still have what besides money? This day of early in the morning, head of old partner old Liu is worn murkily again the face gave the door, go looking for school plum accountant to want money.
Press policy regulation, after Zhou Yinfeng dies, the school still should pass finance reappearance the salary of 20 months, as pension.
Who knows, this blinks is 4 years, old Liu Tou one stature feeling! The money that connects a the dead dare embezzle part of what should be issued, does the what that calculates his grandma play meaning? Gas of old Liu head groans the ground is grunting, the door that steps into room of school finance affairs asks with respect to the nose that pointing to Li Hui plan: "Small plum, you make a solid copy with me, does this money give after all do not give? " small plum? How listening to Li Lianying of big like accost of kind happiness mother of an emperor eunuch? Li Hui plan knits frown, answer: "Old Liu Tou, I had said how many times with you.
This thing is impracticable —— " the word just was exported, see old Liu Tou is urgent, stretch his hand to pull a kitchen knife that showing cold light from the waist.
Li Hui plan is frightened so that lost spirit at once, one soft cat took double leg below the desk, cry incoherently unbearably: "…… of father's younger brother of Liu Ge Liu ah not Liu Da as form of a address for an official or rich man, you, do you want to work? " " why on earth? Do not take money again, I want to burn knife paper to do not have silver to buy to wife! " ground of anger of Laoliu head anger is saying, "Ka Ca " one acoustical general knife is broken off went up desktop, "Say, give today do not give? " the battle array that looking at old Liu Tou to want risk one's life needlessly, song of Li Hui plan, ground of Duo shiver Suo says: "Liu Da as form of a address for an official or rich man, i, I tell the truth with you.
The money of Mr.
Zhou is grown to be gotten by Bo Jiao.
Bo Jiao grows to still tell me, do not report the issue that Mr.
Zhou dies to finance, can receiving a month more is a month.
Was opposite, mr.
Zhou the salary of this month, bo Jiao grows yesterday talent to be gotten.
" what? The salary of my wife is he gotten by what? Had become nonsense president because of him? Old Liu Tou listens more anger is greater, grab the Bo Jiao that kitchen knife goes straight towards continuously grows the home.
Predict the president to be called Bo Shiren, be tung cypress middle school on allow the president.
The 2nd year when Zhou Yinfeng dies, he is emeritus be in the home, go out rarely.
Absolutely cannot think of, it is this shrinks however head tortoise is in the salary of old partner of falsely claim as one's own! Go to be scolded all the way all the way, after half hours, old Liu Tou breaks Bo Jiao noisy to grow domestic door: "Bo Shiren, do you roll —— to me " " who ah? " good a long time, a hoarse respondent sound is transmitted eventually in the courtyard, "Tear open what change does? I can not bear fruit this, break you bad to get compensate! " " my compensate your build! " the door just was opened10420