大鬼和小鬼

有个小鬼，是个新鬼，穷得叮当响。

有个大鬼，已经做了多年的鬼，富得钱都花不完。

于是小鬼就向大鬼请教，怎样才能脱贫致富。
大鬼反正已经很富了，就毫无保留地说出了自己的致富绝招：“想挣钱很容易，你只要晚上选条阴暗的小路，在路边一蹲，看见有人过来就伸腿绊他一下，他一害怕，就会烧钱给你用。
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小鬼听罢，千恩万谢地去了。
到了晚上，他找了条偏僻阴暗的小路蹲了下来，可这条小路太偏了，他等了大半夜，也没见一个人影。
小鬼等得瞌睡都上来了，正打着盹的时候，忽然听见“咚咚咚”的脚步声，有人来了！他立即来了精神，把右腿伸了出去。

就听见一声闷响，奇怪的是那个人没被绊倒，小鬼自己的腿却被踩断了。

小鬼哭丧着脸去找大鬼，大鬼问他：“那人走路是什么样的声音？”小鬼说：“是‘咚咚咚’的声音。
”大鬼一摆手：“唉，怪我没给你说全了。
走路‘咚咚咚’，说明他强壮有力，这样的人走路哪能会磕绊，你要绊只能绊那种走路软绵绵有气无力的人。
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小鬼记住了这个教训，第二天晚上就又去了那条路。
深更半夜的时候，终于来了一个走路没声音、看上去软绵绵有气无力的人，小鬼立刻伸出腿去，果然把那人给绊倒了。

那人重重地摔在地上，好半天才爬起来。
只见他在地上找啊找的，想找出是什么东西绊了自己。
他盯着小鬼看，小鬼哈哈大笑，冲着那人做鬼脸：“看吧看吧，你看不见我！”那个人真的看不见小鬼，也听不见小鬼的声音，他其实盯着的是小鬼脚旁的石头。
他一边把石头捡起来，一边嘴里嘀咕着：“都是你，害我摔了一大跤。
”他把石头重重地往地上一扔，巧了，正好砸在小鬼的腿上。

受伤的小鬼坐在路边忍不住“呜呜呜”地哭了起来，突然他感觉大地在震动，随着“嗵嗵嗵”的脚步声，有人气势汹汹地走过来了。
小鬼吓得不敢哭了，拼命地往路边缩，生怕绊倒了那个人。
可谁知那人没有被小鬼绊倒，却被那块石头绊倒了，正好重重地摔在了小鬼的身边。
小鬼吓得一哆嗦，还好，那人看不见小鬼，也没有找石头算帐，而是拍拍身上的土，急匆匆地走了。

小鬼哭丧着脸去找大鬼，把前后事情一说，大鬼高兴地说：“你就要发财了，明天晚上我陪你捡钱去。
”小鬼将信将疑。

第二天晚上，小鬼跟着大鬼来到那条路上，果然有人拎着一大包纸钱来烧。
可让小鬼吃惊的是，来者不是先前那个走路软绵绵的人，而是后来走路“嗵嗵嗵”的那个。

小鬼不解地问大鬼：“怎么会是这个人来呢？”大鬼笑着说：“那个人走路虽然软绵绵，但他不信鬼，就算你把他绊倒了，他也以为是石头绊的他，扔了石头不就完事儿了？而这个走路‘嗵嗵嗵’的呢，你别看他走得那么响，那是他故意放重脚步给自己壮胆的，其实他胆小得很，就算是石头绊的他，他也会以为是我们绊了他，他可信我们哩，所以今天一定会急着来给我们烧纸钱的。
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小鬼还是不明白：“那怎么判断一个人是信我们还是不信我们呢？”

大鬼说：“那就要靠你自己察言观色了。
”

小鬼长叹一声：“原来做鬼比做人还累啊！”

Introduce:Have impish, it is a new spirit, get jingle thoroughly.
Have a big sinister plot, had made old spirit, so rich that money does not spend.
Then impish consult to big dirty trick, how does ability take off deficient to become rich.
Big dirty trick anyway already very rich, become rich with respect to what was without reservation to speak his unique skill: "It is very easy to want to earn money, you should choose a dark path in the evening only, crouch in roadside, see somebody comes over to tie him with respect to stretch one's legs, he fears, can burn money to be used to you.
" impish listen, 1000 Enmoxiede went.
Arrived in the evening, he looked for a devious and dark alley to crouch, but this alley too slanted, he waited for most night, also did not see a people.
Impish wait drowse came up, when taking a nap, hear suddenly " Dong Dong Dong " footstep, somebody came! He came instantly spirit, stretched right leg go out.
Hear a boom, strange is then the individual was not blundered, impish oneself leg is stepped on however.
Impish put on a long face goes looking for big dirty trick, big dirty trick asks him: "What kind of sound is that person on foot? " impish say: "Be ' Dong Dong Dong ' sound.
" big dirty trick places a hand: "Alas, blame me to did not say to you complete.
Walk ' Dong Dong Dong ' , explain he is strong and strong, such person walks which can be met knock stumbles, you should stumble to be able to tie the sort of walking only the person with weak soft.
" impish learned this lesson, went again in the evening the following day that road.
At dead of night when, came to do not have sound on foot eventually, look the person with weak soft, impish spread a leg immediately, give that person as expected blundered.
That person falls to go up heavily, good half talent climbs.
See he searchs on the ground only ah search, wanting to find out is what thing tied him.
He is being stared at impish look, impish burst out laughing, pouring that person make a face: "Look look, you lose sight of me! " the individual's then true lose sight ofing is impish, inaudible also impish sound, what he is staring at actually is the stone by impish foot.
He comes to stone pick up at the same time, talking in whispers in the mouth at the same time: "It is you, killed me to throw one big Jiao.
" he throws stone toward the ground heavily, artful, as it happens is bungled on impish leg.
Those who get hurt is impish sit in roadside to cannot help " toot " the ground cried, suddenly he feels the earth is in shake, as " Tong Tong Tong " footstep, ground of get up on one's hind legs walks over someone.
Impish be frightened so that dare not cry, shrink desperately toward roadside, for fear that blundered that individual.
But who knows that person to do not have by impish and tripping, was blundered by that stone however, as it happens falls heavily was in beside impish.
Impish frighten one shiver, not bad, that person is invisible impish, also did not look for stone do accounts, take the land that takes a body to go up however15074