阴府茶花作者:天真無邪

引子：

王艳与李玉是一对“好兄弟”每天坏事不尽，这不，又要去接风了……“小李，你说，这次能买个什么价？”“大哥，您就别难为我了，这我也说不准啊！”“额，好吧……”

故事：

来到了黄泉镇，他们就开始策划今天晚上的行动……“唉,小李，你有没有闻到一股奇怪的香味？”是啊，真的唉！“老板来了。
”老板为什么有一股奇怪的味道？“”又是那个疯老头子在摆弄他的茶花，难闻死了，两位不要在意。
“”大哥，我看也不难闻呀！“”对呀，小李 ，我们去看看吧！“说着，他们就来到了那个老头的摊前。
”老头，你这茶花怎么买呀！“王艳说。
那个老年人缓缓的抬起了头，说：”看来你们和着茶花有缘，我就送你们一点茶花吧！“说着就用塑料袋装了一些给他们。
”嘿，大哥这生意不赖，看着老头也怪识货，我们是不是走了狗屎运啊！“”去你娘的狗，什么狗屎运！“”哦哦，错了~！“”二位，好了，嘿嘿……“”哦，小李，我们走！“谁也没有注意到，在他们俩远去的背后，有个老人在阴森森的笑着……

”大…大…大……哥，这有个存折，有有有200多……“”啥呀！！快说！“”200多万！“”什么！看来今天我们有好运啊！你去破破密码！咱俩平分！”“可可可……”“渴什么渴啊，一会给你买20箱饮料，嘿嘿，不渴了吧！”“大哥，这款上的名是你……你你……啊！”“什么！拿来让我看看，对了你去帮我泡杯茶！就用刚才那茶花！”“恩，好的。
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次日，王艳来到了银行，询问存折上的钱……

“不对呀，这这这，好像是欠下的，但找不到准号啊！”银行工作人员愁着眉头说。
“额，好吧，我再去别的银行问问！”在王艳转身时，他忽然听到了银行工作人员的一句话：“这人身上咋那么臭啊！”王艳当时也没多想就跑到了其他的银行，一连几个回答的基本都是那句话。

“不对呀，这这这，好像是欠下的，但找不到准号啊！”王燕放弃了对这的寻找。

“大哥，我观察了几天，在村口的十字路口上，晚上8点整，总有个女人在等她丈夫，怀中抱个一两个月的男婴，说不定有个好价钱，我们今天晚上去吧？”“恩……好，就今天晚上去！”不错！王艳合李玉就是个贩卖婴儿的！

晚上7:50准备就绪，李玉开着摩托车，王艳负责抢，滴——一声刺耳的喇叭声划破了小村的宁静，同时，李玉和王艳也得了手，朝着西方驾车跑去，开了有十来分钟，“咦，大哥，咋恁不对嘞？这路不是5分钟就到了么，今天怎么这么邪？跑了十几分钟都没到！”“唉~你就跑吧，也对，这怀里的婴儿咋不吭不呵的，有点反常，不失捂死了吧！那别人就不要了！我来看看！”一掀包裹，天啊！这哪是婴儿！分明就是一个小型的骷髅！“啊——”的尖叫声再一次划破了这的寂静，王艳吓得把包裹扔了出去，李玉问：“大哥，怎么了？”王艳多多嗖嗖的回答：“这这这不是婴儿，是是是个骷髅！”“Tad，这还真的邪了，我就说嘛今天咋那么不对劲！”“别说了，快开车，逃离这晦气的地方！”车速慢了下来。
李玉说：“大哥，车车车没油了！”“跑跑跑！！”说着两人就跑起来，“唉！看，大哥，前面有亮光！还有那股……”扑——树上的花瓣突然被变成一把把利剑向王艳合李玉刺去，瞬间，王艳、李玉变成了无数只苍蝇向四周飞去。
缓缓地，从树后出来一个老人，拾起地上的存折，慢慢的说：“终于，在阴间欠下的阳债，终于一次性还清了！”说着从存折上划掉了一笔笔的债款，然后从树上摘下一朵花放在鼻子下闻闻，不错，那是……腐尸的味道……王艳合李玉将会化作苍蝇，生死轮回，将永不能投胎，只能在世间来来去去……

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