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唐小糖,男,26岁,身高1.
65米,体重46公斤,身材苗条柔美,从远处或者背后看去,像个身材火辣的小娘儿们。
如此有特点的资源,不利用岂不可惜?他想到了一个发财的妙招。
这天深夜,唐小糖来到长江一路,在僻静的地方徘徊。
月光如水,阴风阵阵,路上好长时间不见人影。
终于有一个男人走过,唐小糖一闪身,出现在男人面前。
他头戴两挂披肩长发,胸顶饱满的半球形海绵,长发飘飘,性感曼妙。
“嗨!美女,请留步,交个朋友可否?”那男子油腔滑调地招呼着。
唐小糖不理睬,继续曼妙前行。
男子快步跟上,来到唐小糖的屁股后面,拉着他的长发说:“美女,你的秀发好美,回过头来,让哥看看,你的脸蛋儿是不是一样美?”唐小糖站定,慢慢地转过头来,男子很快“咕咚”一声倒下了。
因为唐小糖把自己的头部做了伪装:脸不是脸,是后脑勺,后脑勺上还披着长发。
这等模样,在深夜里不把人吓死才怪呢!
男子昏厥过去后,唐小糖有条不紊地对他搜身,现金、手机、金链子等一个不落,至少收获了价值一万多元人民币的财物。
第一次顺利得手后,唐小糖不断地在深夜里去“钓鱼”,短短半年,他钓了好几十条“鱼”,轻松地成了准百万富翁。
这天晚上,唐小糖在长江二路潜伏了半小时,终于有一个男人不紧不慢地走过来。
唐小糖整理一下道具,走出潜伏圈,将曼妙的背影呈现给“鱼儿”。
不一会儿,他就听见身后传来了男人的声音:“小妹妹,请留步。
我看你好面熟,你是从我们村来的吗?”
唐小糖放慢脚步,等男人走到最佳距离,突然站定,慢慢地转过脸来。
所谓转过脸,就是把另一面的“脑袋”转过来。
唐小糖透过面罩的缝隙,盯着男人。
在凄凉的月光下,男人的面部很清晰,他很丑陋,算得上是:一对阴沉的眼睛,青灰色的脸庞,眉毛向上吊着。
唐小糖等待着丑男人“咕咚”一声倒下去,出乎意料,他不但没有倒下去,反而咧嘴笑了起来。
这一笑,两颗大龅牙寒光闪闪。
唐小糖打了一个冷战:他怎么没倒下?他没被没有脸的鬼吓到吗?就在这时,丑男人走近他,伸出手臂要拥抱他,嘴里吐出颤抖的声音:“果真是我们村的人!”唐小糖一个躲闪,丑男人扑了个空,扑到唐小糖的前面。
唐小糖瞪圆了双眼——丑男人的后脑勺没有后脑勺,也是一张脸:一对阴沉的眼睛,青灰色的脸庞,眉毛向上吊着。
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唐小糖不敢相信自己的眼睛:是不是丑男人扑空的过程中把脑袋转过去了?于是,他把眼睛瞪得更大,盯着男人。
男人站定,转过脸来——背面还是那张丑陋而惨白的脸。
“双面鬼!”唐小糖一声惨叫,“咕咚”一声倒下去……
唐小糖醒来的时候,月光如旧,冷风依然,但“村子”里的那个丑男人不见了。
唐小糖慢慢地坐了起来,也冷静下来:自己可以想到用双面脑袋发财的鬼点子,别人也能想到。
不同的是,自己用双面脑袋吓人,别人用双脸吓人。
可笑的是,自己没吓倒别人,反而被吓得“咕咚”一声倒下去了。
幸亏身上没有带什么值钱的玩意儿,不然,岂不是偷鸡不成反蚀把米?
看来,今晚这生意是没法做下去了。
唐小糖扯掉前后两挂披肩长发,又扯下面罩,把道具都装进包里,然后站起身,回家睡觉。
夜已深,长江二路上偶尔有车辆往来,但见不到行人。
唐小糖突然有点提心吊胆,他倒是不怕鬼,怕的是有什么变态的人,莫名其妙地揍他一顿。
走了好一会儿,唐小糖听到后面有动静,回头看去,远处有个人正朝这边走来。
唐小糖扭过头,快步走着,可身后那个人的脚步更急,很快追到唐小糖身后。
“嗨!兄弟,留步,借个火抽支烟。
”男人说。
唐小糖松了一口气,看来这男人没有什么恶意,他便转过头,笑嘻嘻地说:“哥们儿,我也没火。
”唐小糖的面前站着一个五大三粗的男人,还是个联防队员,胯间插着警棍。
奇怪的是,联防队员惊恐地瞪着大眼,张着大嘴,似乎是六神走了五神。
唐小糖疑惑地望着他:怎么回事?自己的小白脸还不到吓人的地步吧?只听联防队员气喘吁吁地说:“兄弟,我是不是看花眼了?拜托你把脸转过去。
”
什么意思,想看我的后脑勺?唐小糖虽然不解其意,但还是转过脸,让五大三粗的联防队员看个清楚。
过了一会儿,唐小糖边转过脸边问:“哥们儿,看清楚了吗?”却见联防队员翻着白眼,双手挤着脑袋,凄惨地大叫一声:“鬼!鬼啊!”他的身体摇晃着,快要倒下去了。
唐小糖更加疑惑不解,斗着胆子扶着他,问:“哥们儿,你什么意思?”联防队员像被烙铁烫了一般,抽搐地躲避着唐小糖的双手,浑身筛糠,上气不接下气地嘟囔道:“大仙,饶命!你没有后脑勺,前后都是脸!救命……”话音未落,他“咕咚”一声倒下去了。
唐小糖愣了半天,忽然明白过来:联防队员是被自己吓得昏了过去,难道自己真的是双面人?他颤抖着手,摸了一把前脸,眼睛、嘴巴、鼻子各就其位,一个不少;他再颤抖着手摸后脑勺,咦!这对能眨巴的小洞洞是什么?眼睛?这挺出来的一段东西是什么?下面还有两个窟窿,鼻子?这湿乎乎的口子是什么?还有尖利的牙齿,是嘴巴?
刚才遇到的那个双面人不是人,真的是鬼?他真把自己勾去了,把自己变成了双面人?不,是双面鬼!唐小糖“咕咚”一声倒下去……
唐小糖倒下去后,联防队员站起来,朝对面的人粲然一笑:“王哥,你动作可够快的,什么时候把那张假脸放在这人渣的后脑勺上,让他摸了个正着?”王哥说:“也不完全是我手脚快,大部分原因是这人渣做贼心虚,被自己吓到了,顾不得仔细分辨。
”又说,“人渣,叫你骗人、吓人、作孽!遭报应了吧?”
原来,有一天深夜,王哥走夜路,看见唐小糖长发飘飘地走在前面,忍不住搭讪。
唐小糖转过头来,一坨后脑勺横在他面前,吓得王哥“咕咚”一声倒下去,手机、现金被抢劫一空。
醒来后他才明白,不是遇到鬼,而是遇到比鬼更可怕的人渣。
他发誓要报仇。
从那天起,王哥经常在这附近寻找唐小糖,终于发现了他装鬼吓人的秘密。
今天晚上,他以其人之道,还治其人之身,让唐小糖“咕咚”了一次又一次。
唐小糖第一次遇到的“双面鬼”就是王哥装扮的。
唐小糖第二次晕倒前,王哥的朋友在他面前表演,王哥则蹑手蹑脚地走到唐小糖身后,等唐小糖伸手摸后脑勺时,迅速地将人脸模型放到唐小糖的后脑勺上,让他摸了个正着……
Introduce:Tang Xiao candy, male, 26 years old, height 1.
65 meters, weight 46 kilograms, the figure is slim soft beauty, perhaps look rear from far, resemble the young woman with a hot figure people.
Have the resource of the characteristic so, do not use cannot cherish? He thought of a subtle move that get rich.
This day of late night, tang Xiao candy comes to the Yangtse River all the way, wander in quiet place.
Moon is like water, evil wind blast, the road is superior do not see people for long.
Eventually a man has gone, tang Xiao candy one dodge, appear before the man.
His head is worn two hang amice long hair, the bosom carries full hemisphere form sponge on the head, long hair waves, sex appeal is lithe and graceful.
"Hey! Belle, ask don't bother to see me out, hand in a friend to you can be denied? " accost of ground of that man glib is worn.
Ignore of Tang Xiao candy, continue lithe and graceful before row.
Man quickstep catchs up with, at the back of the buttock that comes to Tang Xiao candy, the long hair that pulling him says: "Belle, your beautiful hair is very beautiful, had turned round to come, let elder brother look, is your cheeks same beauty? " candy station decides Tang Xiao, had turned slowly the head comes, the man is very fast " thud " flat.
Because of Tang Xiao candy the head oneself did camouflage: The face is not a face, it is afterbrain spoon, there still is long hair on afterbrain spoon.
This waits for about, do not scare the person in the late night dead ability is blamed! The man faints after in the past, ground of in an orderly way is opposite Tang Xiao candy his search the person, chain of cash, mobile phone, gold one does not fall, harvested value at least the property of more than 10000 yuan of RMBs.
After first time is successful and procurable, tang Xiao candy goes in the late night ceaselessly " fishing " , brief half an year, he angled 10 several " fish " , became accurate millionaire easily.
This day night, tang Xiao candy is in the Yangtse River 2 conceal half hours, have a man eventually incompact walk over slow.
Tang Xiao candy liquidates stage property, walk out of conceal circle, will lithe and graceful back appears " fish " .
Not a little while, he hears back transmitted the man's sound: "Little little sister, ask don't bother to see me out.
I see you good look familiar, are you from us the village comes? " footstep of rein in of Tang Xiao candy, wait for a man to take optimal space, abrupt station is decided, slowly turn aside comes.
Alleged turn aside, be an other one side " head " turn come over.
Tang Xiao candy passes through the aperture of face guard, staring at a man.
Below desolate moon, of the man facial very clear, he is very deformed, calculate going up is horrible: A pair of cloudy eyes, caesious face, brow is aing string of 1 up.
Tang Xiao candy is awaiting ugly man " thud " topple, unexpected, he not only did not go down, instead grin laughed.
This laughs, cold light of two big bucktooth sparkles.
Tang Xiao candy made a cold war: How didn't he topple? Was he frightened by the ghost without the face? Be in at this moment, ugly male10061