驱鬼11招（不是故事）

第一招：佩玉 玉乃是吉祥之饰物，佩玉则百邪不侵。
但要特别注意，可不要买到塑胶或玻璃的仿冒品！

第二招：倒放扫帚 在睡觉之前，把帚反过来靠于墙角，包准一睡到天亮。

第三招：破中指 本招完全是应急的方法，万一手中没有其他法宝，快一点破中指以血溅之！

第四招：红线捉鬼 碗中盛满干净的水，碗口外沿围上一条打了活结的红色丝线，摆在桌下或床下手，可煮沸一锅油，好来个「油炸鬼」！

第五招：挂钟馗像 俗传钟馗是「鬼中之王」，最喜欢抓小鬼下酒，真是标准的「鬼见愁」！问题是鬼太多了，好意塞两只请客，那可怎么得了！

第六招：古钱 将方孔通宝，不拘大小，以红线悬于颈间，乃因古钱历经万人之手，可集众人之阳气，以抵御阴间鬼魂。

第七招：挂八卦 在家宅的门楣上方挂上八卦图，包准鬼魅不敢入屋。
但有一点要特别注意的，如果你是买到外行人画的，或自己为了省钱而自行画了权充，连所谓的「乾」、「坤」都弄错了。
那可要倒媚了！

第八招：斩鸡头 这可不是「选举」专用的招术，苦家宅不干净，杀鸡时，一刀斩下鸡头扔过屋顶，也能驱鬼。
这是古法，用在，住宅是高楼大厦，万一是摩天楼，如果您能扔得过，那就是真的有鬼了呢！

第九招：唬鬼 事先在手心用毛笔写上「我是鬼」，这个道理和以人制人的道理是一样的。

第十招：虎牙 除非，碰上的是棺材里伸手——死要钱的！虎能役使「伥鬼」，猛虎的尖牙更显威力十足，因此经常可以看到项链的坠子是颗虎牙。
可得检查是不是被虫蛀了，或者是假货冒充，被不道德的商人用来「骗鬼」了。

第十一招．大喊救命 假如上面琐的驱鬼妙方全部施展了，仍旧没有效力，我们愿意透露最后，也是最有效的一种——快快闭上眼睛，深吸一口气，运出丹田之力，然后……大喊救命！

Introduce:The first action: Admire jade jade is lucky decorations, admire jade criterion 100 evil are not invaded.
But want special attention, can not buy plastic or vitreous copy is risked article! The 2nd action: Before upend broom is sleeping, rely on the broom at the corner conversely, the bag sleeps to day break definitely.
The 3rd action: Defeating middle finger to be enrolled originally is jury method completely, there is other a magic weapon in ten thousand skill, fast broken middle finger splashs with blood! The 4th action: Red line catchs the Cheng Man in ghost bowl's clean water, the edge outside bowl mouth surrounds a gules silk yarn that made slipknot, be placed below the desk or the bed does it, but boil one boiler is oily, good come " deepfry ghost " ! The 5th action: Wall clock thoroughfares to pass Zhong Kui like common is " the king in ghost " , like to catch impish go with wine most, be a standard really " ghost sees anxious " ! The problem is ghost too much, well-intentioned a place of strategic importance entertains guests twice, that but where will it all end! The 6th action: Ancient money opens archaic square hole treasure, size of not stick to, hang at collar with red line, because of,be classics of ancient money experience the hand of 10 thousand people, but this world of collect everybody is angry, in order to resist Acheron soul.
The 7th action: Hang the Eight Diagrams to hang graph of the Eight Diagrams in the lintel upper part of messuage, the bag allows ghosts to dare not enter room.
But a bit want special attention, if the pedestrian outside buying draws you, or oneself for be economical proper motion drew authority to fill, even so called " male " , " female " made a mistake.
That can want fawn on! The 8th action: Behead chicken head this can not be " election " appropriative enrols art, bitter messuage is sordid, when killing chicken, head of the chicken below one knife behead has thrown housetop, also can drive ghost.
This is ancient magic art, use in contemporary, the residence is high buildings and large mansions, in case it is skyscraper, if you can have been thrown, that is true there is sth fishy! The 9th action: Control of preexistence of bluff ghost issue is written with brush on " I am ghost " , this truth and the sense that make a person with the person are same.
The 10th action: Tiger tooth unless, touch those who go up stretch one's hand —— to want money to death in bier! Tiger can work " Chang ghost " , the fang of fierce tiger more show power dye-in-the-wood, because this often can see the ear pendant of necklace,be a tiger tooth.
Can getting a checkup is by bug eat by moth, or fake is pretended to be, be used by immoral businessman " cheat ghost " .
Eleventh action.
Cry greatly if go up,help the drive ghost nostrum of face trivial is all put to good use, still do not have effectiveness, we are willing to divulge finally, also be a kind of the most effective —— fast close an eye, suck greatly at a heat, carry gives the power of the pubic region, next …… cries greatly help! 10341