关于尸油的故事

这是一个关于尸油的故事，如果正在吃东西的朋友，看到了不要怪爷爷。
其实我想起，都感觉很恶心。

爷爷前面不是说了，以前在殡仪馆里做过厨师，那个时候也就是做一日三餐，其他时间也就没有事了。
跟殡仪馆的同事大家一起有事无事的聊天喝酒，一来二去，大家也就混熟了，成了哥们。

一天我们正喝着酒，突然打来电话，急救队的说找他们帮忙，一辆小巴车摔下了山崖，还起火了，本来小巴该走大路的，但是碰上严重的堵车，死机大哥就毅然的改走小路。
小路本来就窄，好在走那条路不堵车。
哪里晓得走那条路就是个不归路呀。

收到电话他们马上就准备出现场了，爷爷也闲来无事，也想去看个热闹啊，就叫他们带上我，就跟他们一起去了现场。

到了现场，把爷爷惊的个天啊！那个场面，简直是惨不忍睹，车子摔下去不说，而且还起火了，烧的霹雳巴拉的，车子倒翻起，估计出来的人没有两个。

出来的都是打碎破玻璃逃出来的，一脸的血，烧的皮都黑了，一股冲鼻子的焦味。
车门起火了也打不开啊，在说还是翻起的，就听到车子里乱七八遭的叫声，我们一起去的人，包括急救队就赶紧爬下山崖去救人，这个场面，爷爷也不能干坐着啊，毕竟人命关天。

爷爷也跟着一起下去，车上的火烧的很旺，当时消防队也去了的，首先就是把火扑灭，然后我们一起七手八脚的把车门撬开，把封死的玻璃敲了，就赶紧去救人，首先救得的孕妇和小娃，我们准备了几个木板，抬人用的，爷爷就这么空起手进去了，当时也没有戴个手套，里面的人好多都烧成一坨了，拉都拉不开，就是因为爷爷没有戴手套，整的一手的油，黏糊糊的，那种感觉没法形容，那些带手套的，味道就更独特了，怎么说呀，你们都是吃过烤肉吧，当时爷爷都闻到一种肉香了，这种香让我想吐啊！

当时是死了十多个人吧，爷爷也记不清了，后来活的就拉去抢救，死的法医还要验证一遍，排除他杀的可能，检查完了，就直接拉到我们殡仪馆了，救完人回去，我们拿回来的木板，爷爷就拿去洗，怎么也洗不下来，上面一滩一滩的油，全是尸油，黄里吧唧的，全都凝结成块了，爷爷就去拿一个小铲慢慢的铲下来，差不多铲了一小盆，我就准备拿去到了。

这个时候，工友给我说，这个可是一个好东西哦，还有人专门收尸油的，以前的慈禧就是用尸油专门护肤，去皱的，一般人还用不到，爷爷到时听到直甩脑壳，毕竟人都死了，我们也应该尊敬死者，这东西，就算能混个酒钱，爷爷也不干这缺德事，护肤就更不用说了，爷爷又不是一娘们，就挖了坑，把尸油埋了，还做了三个作揖。

说了这么多，爷爷顺便给你们说一下，有些女人用的插脸的护肤品，化妆品都含的有尸油，还有一个法国的香水牌子，也有这东西，具体是哪个牌子爷爷就不明说了。

说道尸油，那时候有人把尸油拿来炸油条的，那都是爷爷进殡仪馆之前听同事说的，那个时候不是有收尸油的人吗，那时候的殡仪馆也不是很正规，就有人悄悄的把尸油拿去卖给收尸油的，虽然是卖不了几个钱，不过一碗小面的钱是有了。

有一个炸油条的，当时就在我们殡仪馆不远处卖油条，生意也很好，平时来殡仪馆的人或是路过的人多多少少都会买来吃，据说他那个油条特别香，生意也特别好，后来不晓得是遭谁揭发了，就一溜烟的跑的没人了，当时抓到也是要坐牢的。

传说，尸油大家都是吃过的。
那个猪油，也算尸油，我们还不是一样的吃的香蓬蓬的，不晓得我这样说，有没有影响大家的胃口！

Introduce:This is a story about cadaver oil, if having the friend of the thing, saw not strange grandfather.
Actually I remember, feel very disgusting.
Not be to say before the grandfather, cook has been done in funeral parlour before, make a day of 3 food namely at that time, other time also does not have a thing.
The colleague that follows funeral parlour everybody together occupied do not have a thing chat drink, in the course of contacts, everybody also is mixed ripe, became a brother.
A day we are drinking wine, make a telephone call suddenly, of emergency treatment team say to look for them to help, car of a Xiaoba threw cliff, return on fire, original Xiaoba should walk along the highroad, but touch get on a serious car, dead machine eldest brother resolutely change lane.
Alley is original narrow, walk along that road not to block a car up fortunately.
Where knowing that way is do not put in a road 's charge.
Get a telephone call they prepare occurrence field immediately, grandfather also idle will do not have a thing, also want to look lively ah, call them to take me, went together with them the spot.
Arrived the spot, a day grandfather Jing! That occasion, it is horrible simply, the car falls not to say, and return on fire, the thunder that burn cling to pull, the car breaks up, estimation gives comer to do not have two.
Those who come out break broken glass into pieces to escape, the blood of one face, the skin that burn is black, one develops the scorching of nose.
Door on fire also cannot be opened, saying or break up, hear the chaos in the car the 78 cries that meet with, the person that we go to together, include emergency treatment team to climb downhill cliff to help a person rapidly, this occasion, the grandfather is not able also sitting, after all human life closes a day.
The grandfather also goes down together accordingly, of the baked wheaten cake on the car flourishing, fire department also went at that time, extinguish fire namely above all, next we of 8 feet of a 7 hands lever door, knocked the glass that seals dead, help a person rapidly, save gotten pregnant woman and little baby above all, we prepared a few board, carry the person uses, the grandfather is so empty remove a hand to go in, also did not wear a glove at that time, the person inside a lot of firing one Tuo, ladoula does not leave, did not wear a glove because of the grandfather namely, the oil of whole skill, sticky is burnt, the sort of feeling does not have law appearance, of those glove, flavor is more unique, how to say, you are to had eaten roast meat, the grandfather smells at that time a kind of flesh became sweet, this kind sweet let my keck! At that time is dead more than 10 people, the grandfather also is written down not clear, vivid later pull rescue, dead legal medical expert even test and verify, eliminate the possibility of homicide, the examination was over, help our funeral parlor directly, save perfect man to go back, we take a board that come, the grandfather is washed with respect to go off with, how to also wash no less than coming, above one beach the oil of one beach, complete6178