电梯里照镜子
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这是我大学舍友的事。
他在排行第6.
咱们就叫他老六。
老六这方面的事情多得很,完全可以自成一个系列。
我家老爷子见过老六,用他老人家的话说,老六是:“运低阳气衰”。
老六有一个优点:慢工出活。
所以他在里,是走得最晚的。
这么说也许不确切,因为一般一周之内,他有3,4天都住在公司。
节假日经常自动加班。
为什么呢?因为第一:老六人厚道。
第二:干不完活老板一定请他走人。
老六这次工作的公司---为什么说这次呢,因为老六经常换工作单位,虽然每一次都不是自愿的---在市中心。
老六更加放心大胆的加班了。
因为老六还有一个优点---老六的优点是很多的---胆子小。
市中心繁华啊,彻夜灯火,老六觉得有安全感。
话说老六这次加班,又是直到。
坐上老六感叹:“到底是大写字楼,你看人家这个电梯,能当使。
”因为先天质量差,所以老六很在乎自己的仪表。
于是真的把电梯当做镜子,整整发型。
老六正整的高兴,忽然脸变白了,他发现电梯反照出来他的形象的后面,还有一头乌黑亮丽的长发。
然后呢。
没有然后了。
老六就在电梯里睡过去了。
这是他的原话,大家可以直译成晕过去了。
等老六醒过来,发疯似的冲出电梯。
回到家以后,老六就病了。
只要是能当镜子使的东西,老六一定会从中看到那头乌黑亮丽的长发。
更加诱人的是,那长发每次见都近了一点,看样子不出意外的话,再多看几次,老六就能触摸柔顺的发梢了。
不幸,出现了意外。
我得知老六高烧的消息,当然要去看望他。
前面那些他讲的,我一概当成胡话。
但是39度的高温是货真价实的。
于是我把老爷子请去了(这是老爷子第一次见老六,也就是下评语那次)。
老爷子针灸的技术真不错。
老六退了烧,然后老爷子和他又鼓捣了一些怪力乱神的行为。
老六算是痊愈了,长发也再不见踪影。
只不过从那以后,老六拒绝在晚上乘电梯,宁可爬十几层的楼。
这事到现在为止,我也认为完全是心理作用。
我太了解老六了。
毕竟,他是走在街上能被猫吓一跳的人。
Introduce:This is the work that my university abandons friend.
He is in a dormitory seniority the 6th.
We call him old 6.
Old the business of 6 this respects is very much, can become a series completely oneself.
My home lord child had seen old 6, with him the word of a respectful form of address for an old person says, old 6 be: "Carry low in relief morale declines " .
Old 6 have an advantage: Yield results in work of slow worker worker.
So he is in the company, go the latest.
So say perhaps inaccuracy is cut, because of average a week in, he has 3, 4 days live in the company.
Holiday often works overtime automatically.
Why? Because of the first: Old 6 people are honest and kind.
The 2nd: Do not work the boss asks him to go certainly person.
The company that often works this 6---Why to say this, because old 6 often trade working unit, although every time is not freewill---In downtown.
Old 6 more be at ease bold overwork.
Because old 6 still have an advantage---Old the advantage of 6 is very much---Courage is small.
Downtown is flourishing, all night lights, old 6 feel to have safe feeling.
The word says to often work overtime this 6, it is till before dawn.
Sit electrify ladder is old 6 plaint: "It is capital floor after all, you see a someone this elevator, can make when the mirror.
" differ because of congenital quality, so old 6 very the appearance that cares about oneself.
Treat elevator as really then mirror, full hairstyle.
Old 6 what rectifying is glad, suddenly the face bleached, he discovers elevator reflection of light comes out at the back of his figure, still have one the head is pitch-black bright beautiful long hair.
Next.
Not next.
Old 6 sleep in elevator.
This is his former word, everybody is OK metaphrase becomes dizzy past.
Etc old 6 wake, cranky develops a lift.
After returning the home, old 6 ill.
The thing that if can be become,the mirror makes, old 61 calm meetings see the head is then pitch-black from which bright beautiful long hair.
More inviting is, then long hair sees every time a bit closer, it seems does not give accident word, look a few times more again, old 6 can feel complaisant hair tip.
Unfortunate, appeared accident.
I am informed old the message of 6 high fever, want to visit him of course.
In front those he tells, my entirely regards as fudge.
But 39 degrees high temperature is all wool and a yard wide.
Then I lord child invited (this is lord child see for the first time old 6, issue comment namely that) .
Lord child the technology of acupuncture is really right.
Old 6 retreated burn, next lord child the deed that did confused look of a few strange force again with him.
Old 6 be heal, long hair also disappears again.
Just since then, old 6 refuse in the late evening by elevator, would rather climb ten building.
This thing arrives till now, I also think is psychological action completely.
I understand too old 6.
After all, he is to go on the street to be able to be frightened by the cat the person that jumps.
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