嫖鬼

皖南某县，有一局长，姓刁，生性极其好色，常利用出差之际，用公款嫖妓。

一次，刁局长出差来到S城，找了家旅店住了下来。
天黑时，故伎重演，撇开随行人员，只身溜了出来，想寻个佳丽，得一夜之欢。

正在街头徘徊之际， 刁局长远远看见一个女子站在一棵树的阴影下，搔首弄姿，左顾右盼，做出各种妩媚之状，风情万千。
凭着多次的实践经验， 刁局长立即认出此女子的身份，顿时心头鹿撞，跌着碎步迎了上去。

那女子果然大解人意，见了迎上来的刁局长，先是咯咯一笑，然后口吐莺声，说道："哥哥呀，你需要小妹妹陪陪吗？" 局长想不到那女子的问话会如此露骨。
街灯下他仔细打量，见她苗条婉丽，是个绝色美女，不觉缩颈吐舌，又惊又喜，连忙上前搂腰揽背，将嘴贴了上去："小生正欲如此。
美人，我们去何处？"

那女子笑道："我家就在附近，请跟我来。
"

刁局长色迷心窍，顾不得多想，就随着那女子而去。

那女子走得极快，穿街过巷，转弯抹角，两脚不沾地似地走着，刁局长也有如神助一样，不知那里来的脚力，一步不落地跟着。
转眼间，来到了西郊的大山脚下，四周一片漆黑，竟伸手不见五指。
一阵阴冷的寒风吹来，刁局长不由打了个寒噤，忽然有了一种大梦初醒的感觉，莫名其妙地起来，惊疑地问那女子："你家在什么地方？"

"哥哥呀，你胆子怎么那么小？"黑暗中那女子吃吃地笑道，"难道你还怕我拐卖了你，或者吃了你不成？"

刁局长被这女子这么一激，胆气壮了起来，冷笑道："我天不怕地不怕，在当地，别人都背后叫我鬼见愁，怕个屁！"那女子一听，"哦，原来如此。
你看，前面不远就到我家了。
"

刁局长顺着那女子手指的方向一看，见前面不远处果然有一点灯光。
待走近一看，发现这里只有这么一户人家，大门半开着。
局长跟着那女子进了屋内，见里面没有别人，急忙关上大门，就要搂那女子。
那女子用力推开他，道："你猴急什么，是你的总飞不了，我得先洗个澡。
"
说着，闪身飘进西厢房。

不一会，刁局长就听见西厢房传来那女子洗澡的声音。
刁局长一个人坐在堂前等着，可足足等了半个小时，也没见那女子出来。
他急了，偷偷打开西厢房想看个究竟，谁知道不看便罢，一看惊得魂飞魄散！ 刁局长竟发现那女子抬起两手，把脑袋从颈子上拿了下来，放在梳妆台上。

刁局长这才知道自己今天遇上了，吓得魂飞天外，大声惨叫起来："有鬼呀，救命呀——”

喊声一起，那女子不见了，灯火也灭了，周围墨黑一片。
刁局长慌忙伸手从袋里掏出打火机，打着火一照，竟发现自己坐在一口棺材里。
他忙不迭地拱开棺材盖，爬了出来，慌不择路地跑起来，一边跑，一边大喊救命。

跑了一会儿，刁局长见前面有一串灯火，原来是个小街，街旁的灯火下，站了一排浓妆淡抹的女子。
这些女子都僵直地站在那里，见刁局长上气不接下气地跑了过来，一齐围了上去，这个拉他的胳膊，那个拖住他的衣裳，眼睛直勾勾地盯着他的脸，神情异样，吃吃地笑着问：“哥哥，你碰到什么鬼了？”

“是……是个女……鬼……” 局长一边气喘吁吁了说着，一边举起两手学着那女鬼做取下脑袋的样子。

“是不是这样的？”那些女子说着，也一起似乎学他的样子，竟把各自的脑袋取了下来，捧在手里。

这时候，街上的灯也熄灭了，剩下黑咕隆咚的一片。
刁局长再也支撑不住了，一头栽倒在地上……

第二天，有个放牛的老头，在乱坟堆见到昏倒在坟堆里的刁局长，把他背回家，救醒了他。
老头问他为什么躺在了乱坟堆里，刁局长支支吾吾地红着脸说出了昨晚的奇遇。

老头用鄙夷的目光看了看刁局长，说：解放前S城有一批卖淫女合伙多次谋害了外地客人的性命，事发后，都被枪决了。
那乱坟堆就是她们埋尸处。

刁局长听了，惊得目瞪口呆！

刁局长从S城出差回来后，就得了一种怪病，见到打扮的妖里妖气的女子，就神经兮兮地大喊：”鬼……鬼……”

Introduce:County of Anhui Na Mou, have one director, the surname is sly, natural disposition is extremely randy, chang Li is used during be away on official business, with prostitute of public money go whoring.
, sly director is away on official business come to S city, looked for domestic inn to live to come down.
At dark, old tactics repeats, bypass retinue, sneaked away to come out alone, want to seek a fine beautiful, those who get one night is joyous.
Wandering in street during, sly director sees a woman stands below the shadow of a tree far, scratch one's head handles appearance, look around, make all sorts of enchanting record, amorous feelings myriad.
With for many times carry out experience, sly director knows the identity of this woman instantly, immediately mind deer bumps, dropping quick short steps was greeted.
That woman as expected meaning of person of have a bowel movement, saw the sly director that greets, it is to chuckle to laugh first, next the mouth says warbler voice, say: "Elder brother, do you need little little sister to accompany accompany? "The inquiry that the director considers to be less than that woman will be so barefaced.
Streetlight issues him to be looked up and down carefully, see she is slender beautiful beautiful, it is a peerlessly beautiful belle, do not become aware shrink the neck says a tongue, alarmed and happy, waist of the cuddle before going up at once pulls a back, stuck the mouth go up: "Small unripe desire such.
Beauty, do we go to where? "That woman laughs: "My home is in around, come with me please.
"Sly director color confuses capacity for clear thinking, consider must not think more, go as that woman.
That woman goes lickety-split, wear a street to cross alley, full of twists and turns, bipod does not touch the ground to be like the ground to going, sly director also is like a god to aid same, do not know over there the footwork that come, one pace not be born follows.
Before you can say Jack Robinson, came the big foot of a hill of outskirt falls on the west, all around inky, stretch his hand not to see the five fingers unexpectedly.
A gloomy and cold cold wind is blown, sly director not by hit a shiver, had the feeling that wakes at the beginning of a kind of great dream suddenly, indescribable horror rises, ground of surprised and bewildered asks that the woman: "Where is your home? "" elder brother, your courage how so small? "That woman giggle in darkness, " you still are afraid that I kidnapped and sell you, perhaps ate you to won't do? "Sly director by this woman so stimulate, courage vital energy became strong rise, sneer: "My day is not afraid that the ground is not afraid of, be in place, people cries my ghost to see anxious rear, be afraid of a fart! "That woman lets, "Oh, such before.
You look, in front not far reach my home.
"Sly director looks down the direction of that woman finger, see in front have a bit light as expected nearby.
Wait for approach to look, have only here so an other people, the gate is ajar.
The director followed that woman to enter room inside, see inside without others, close an entrance door hastily, be about cuddle that woman.
That woman opens him with thrust, path: "Your monkey is urgent what, be you is total do not fly, I must bathe first.
"Saying, dodge waves on the west wing-room.
Differ meeting, sly director hears those who bathe to wing-room transmits that woman on the west10103