恐怖鬼故事—厕所(爆笑)
1521
故事发生在一大城市的郊区.
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林和强都是01届的新生而且在同一寝室,刚进校时感觉还不错,虽然是郊区但教学楼、都是全新的,可久了后觉得寝室里太 吵了,没什么学习氛围,尤其是室友买了台电脑后更不得了,于是两人决定到外面租房.
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找了一个多星期终于有眉目了,在高沙村的一幢四层楼的名房里,他们租了二楼走廊最底间,价格便宜阳光充足,而且隔壁就是二楼唯一的,本来是挺方便的,不过房东却把那厕所用大锁锁了说:“里面的水管坏了,要用厕所到一楼。
” 两人没法就这样住了下来。
住了段时间两人感觉 不错,和周围的人也都混熟了,就是住在楼梯口间的婆婆不和他们说话,他们也不在意,老年人大多这样的,唯一遗憾的就是那最近的厕所不能用,跑上跑下的上厕所还真够累的,于是两人把那大锁给撬了进去一看,马桶、水槽、淋浴喷水龙头一应具全啊,也没发现什么坏的地方都可以用啊,两人大骂了房东骗人后就用起了那厕所。
当天晚上,两人洗完澡就趴在桌上看书了,看到11时隔壁厕所里传来~~哗哗~~~的水声,强就对林说:“瞧,我们刚开放的厕所就有人在用了,大家都方便了嘛,明天肯定有人会谢我们的。
”林正看的认真只“恩”了一声,两人看到12点真的撑不住就想上床睡了,可厕所里还有人在洗,林埋怨了句:“谁啊,那么晚了还洗,强,你去瞧瞧。
”强瞅了眼已躺在床上的林说道:“你小子就懒,会是谁啊.
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” 说着已来到厕所门口,推开了半闭的门“~~吱~~~”一声,强吓了一跳“该死的耗子,半夜出来!”厕所里没有人,只有水龙头开着,强骂了句“Tmd”就把水龙头关了,回到房里林还没睡着问道:“是谁在洗啊?”强闷声道:“没谁,不知谁这么没公德,水龙头也不关。
”说完倒头就睡。
睡到三点,两人被~~哗哗~~~的水声给吵醒了,林揉着眼睛不满道:“搞什么啊,让不让人睡觉啊,强,你刚才关了水龙头没啊?” 强穿了一只拖鞋道:“关上了啊,怎么搞的.
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”睡眼惺忪的来到厕所门前,推开门,“Tmd,火大了,谁啊,开什么玩笑啊!!”只见那水龙头又独自~~哗哗~~~~的流着,强忿忿的关上龙头,转身想走,忽然“轰隆”一声,是马桶冲水的声音,强“妈呀”大叫着跑回房里,林坐在床上瞪大眼看着他:“鬼叫什么啊?怎么啦?” 强喘气答道:“真的碰鬼了啊,马桶自动冲水啊,吓死我了啊!”林白他一眼:“神经啊,房东不是说水管有问题嘛,怎么会有鬼,睡啦!”强经过刚才事后怎么也睡不着了,而林却起了鼾声,迷迷糊糊间强听到了歌声“~~~天上~~~~掉~~下个林妹妹~~~~~~”好象唱的是嵊县那边的越剧,那声音从厕所里缓缓飘到他们门前,强吓的全身发抖,而林的鼾声也早停了正轻轻喊着强:“强,你听到什么没有?强!” 强哆嗦着答道:“听到了,别出声啊~~~”渐渐的没声了.
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两人折腾了一晚上,第二天两只“大熊猫”就去上课了,上的是写生课郊外阳光明媚、空气清新,很快两人便把昨晚的事给忘了,可晚上回到房里又想起昨晚的事,两人一商量决定洗完澡早点睡,于是两人看了会书10 点就上了床,刚躺下强忽然问道: “林,你刚才洗完澡有没有关水龙头啊?” 林道:“关了,你别疑神疑鬼的了,睡了。
”睡到了11点 ,强忍不住了,坐了起来望着林 ,林很无奈回看着强说道:“我真的关了的,要么你去看看。
” 强瞪大眼:“什么!!还叫我去,这回打死我也不去了,要去你自己去。
” 显然两人又听到了隔壁的~~~哗哗~~~~声,强镇静点说道:“别管了,睡吧!” 两人同时躺下用被子盖住了脑袋,也不管天热闷了一身汗也不在乎了。
迷迷糊糊又听到了歌声“~~~人去楼空空寂寂,~~~旧日恩情情切切,忆往昔,往昔夫妻甜似蜜,忆往昔(呀),往昔夫妻似胶漆。
~~~~”唱的是越剧《人去楼空空寂寂》的选段,两人听着那歌声飘过去飘过来,经过他们房门时总要停一下,“死就死了!”,强下床蹲到门口隔着门缝往外瞧,林也来到了旁边瞪大眼从门缝外看,那歌声又慢慢飘过来了“~~~人去楼空空寂寂~~~.
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”两人摒住气,握着对方的手已经全是汗了,忽然一个红影一晃而过,“啊!”两人轻呼,都赶忙捂住了嘴,他们想再等她过来看个清楚,可那晚就那么安静了下去,连~~哗哗~~~声也没了。
第三天晚上,两人已经有了准备,有时好奇往往会压下恐惧,两人打算今晚无论如何也要看个究竟,强问林:“你说今晚会不会来啊?” 林答道:“难说!来了你不怕啊?”“当然怕了!”强怒道,正说着,那歌声又飘来了,两人齐齐蹲在门口地上,这次他们看到了,那红衣女子惨白的脸,拖着长长的舌头,眼突突的,正对着他们的门痴痴的笑,两人吓的瘫在地上,强飞速的爬到床上抱起棉被就盖,抖了好一会听到没什么动静了,就慢慢把脑袋探出,却见个黑影站在眼前“啊!!!”强大叫,是林,强看清了,“林你站在我眼前干吗啊?会吓死人的知不知道啊!?”林却没反应只怔怔的盯着强,强感到不对劲了,慢慢的往后退,林“嘿嘿”冷笑,笑的强毛骨悚然,“你不是林,你是谁?”强大叫道,“嘿嘿,我也住这里,嘿嘿~~~~~~~~”林忽然倒下了,没反应了,强吓坏了,一把抱起林摇着,林被摇醒了莫名其妙的看着强:“干吗抱着我?你想干吗啊?”强被弄的哭笑不得,“我想抱着你啊,死小子刚才怎么了你.
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” 林尽量回忆着,“哦!!!我和那对了眼就什么都不知道了!” 强弄明白了是鬼上身。
接下来的日子就难过了,那鬼说过她也住这里,他们就四处打听这事,结果没人知道,大多人也象他们那样刚住进来没多久,正当他们回房时,那老婆婆叫住他们:“小伙子,过来~~婆婆告诉你们件事了。
”两人奇怪这婆婆平常都不理睬他们的,今天却主动和他们说话了,连忙走了过去,婆婆闭上眼慢慢说道:“你们住的房几年前住着对从外地来的小两口,本来也和和睦睦的,可后来那男的就在外面搞上了个有钱的女的,就把老婆给扔在这里了,唉~~~~~后来那女的想不通,在一天晚上,到隔壁的厕所用她老公的领带上吊自杀了,作孽啊~~~还穿件红衣服上吊,唉~~~~~”两人这才明白,这可怎么办才好,那女鬼分明是缠上了他们,婆婆好象看出他们的难处就说:“在离这里不远的上沙村有个小庙,那里有位万字仙,你们不妨去叫他来看看。
” 两人没法,虽然有点半信半疑但没别的办法,硬着头皮将那万字仙请来了,万字仙一来便在他们门上写了个鲜红的“万”字,再看了看说道:“谁让你们把厕所给开了,那女鬼缠上你们了,这“万”字能保那女鬼进不了门,可到7月14那天就难说了,你们尽快给她送礼!”“啊?!!送礼?怎么送啊?送什么啊?”两人齐呼道,万字仙无奈的摇摇头:“你们两个娃啊,闯祸了啊,送些她生前喜欢的东西给她,到花圈店去找,什么纸彩电、纸冰箱.
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烧几样给她。
”两人没法了,只好到花圈店把能烧的都烧了给她,可那天晚上,到了11点歌声又来了,还有“嘿嘿嘿嘿~~~”的冷笑声,两人吓的不行但想起门口那“万”字总算心安点,早上起来课也不上了,直接找那婆婆问:“婆婆快告诉我们那女人生前最喜欢什么东西啊?” 婆婆又闭上眼睛,想了半天:“我记得,有次她和她老公吵嘴让她老公少抽几包烟,她想存钱买台收音机,听说那女的很喜欢听越剧啊~~!” 两人恍然,忙不迭的谢婆婆,到了花圈店,两人挑了台特大的收音机烧给了她。
当天晚上,那女鬼就没再出来,两人很兴奋终于过去了,就这样过了些日子,快期中考了,两人忙着准备考试,女鬼的事也淡淡忘却了.
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就在考试前的那晚,两人很早上床了准备明天有个好精神,可到了12点时,歌声又来了而且比前几次都清晰,歌声到他们门前停了,两人大气也不敢喘,幸好还有那“万”字,突然门“啪啪啪~~~~”的响起,门缝里也流进了不少红色的水,两人撑不住了,抱在一起,强哆嗦的问到:“今天几号啊?” 林瞪大眼:“7月14!!!!”突然门窗都震了起来,门轰的一下开了,那女鬼就站在门口,长长的舌头挂在外面,眼睛凸着,“嘿嘿嘿嘿~~~~”阴阴的笑着,两人哇哇大叫~~~~强大叫:“我们送了那么多礼给你了,你还来缠我们,你到底要我们送什么啊?~~~~~” 那女鬼阴阴的笑了笑,说了一句让他两永生难忘的话 今年过节不收礼~~收礼只收脑白金啊~~~!!
Introduce:Story happening is in the suburb of one big city.
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Lin Hejiang is 01 new student and in same dormitory, just returned into the feeling when school pretty good, although be a suburb but education building, dormitory is brand-new, but long hind feel in the dormitory too noisy, it doesn't matter studies atmosphere, especially after the roommate bought station computer more disastrous, then two people decide to rent a house to the outside.
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Looked for a many week to begin to take shape eventually, in a in tall Sha Cun renown rooms of 4 buildings, they hired 2 buildings corridor most between the bottom, low-cost sunny, and next door it is the toilet with 2 only buildings, it is quite convenient originally, did not cross landlord to lock up that toilet with big lock however say: "The conduit inside is bad, want to use a toilet to first floor.
" two people did not have a law to live to come down so.
Lived two people feel paragraph of time pretty good, also mix with the person all round ripe, the mother-in-law that lives between stair mouth namely does not talk with them, they also are paid no attention to, senile National People's Congress is much such, what regret exclusively is then recent toilet cannot be used, run to run go up the toilet is really enough still tired, then two people give prize Na Dasuo go in to look, all of faucet of gush of closestool, cistern, shower is provided complete ah, also did not discover the place with bad what can be used, after scolding landlord to deceive people, two people used that toilet greatly.
That day in the evening, two people bathe to bend over to read a book on the desk, see 11 when ~~ is transmitted in adjoining toilet of clang clang ~~~ underwater acoustic, be opposite by force forest say: "Look, the toilet that we just opened was being used with respect to somebody, everybody went to the lavatory, affirmative tomorrow somebody can thank us.
" what Lin Zheng looks is serious " favour " , two people see did not maintain really at 12 o'clock think go to bed sleeps, somebody can be returned in the toilet washing, lin Mai complained sentence: "Who ah, still wash so late, strong, you go look.
" looked at an eye by force to already lay on the bed forest say: "Your boy is lazy, who can be.
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" saying to already came to toilet doorway, pushed the door that closes partly " ~~ Zhi ~~~ " , frightened by force jump " blamed mouse, come out in the middle of the night fearsome! " there is a person in the toilet, only faucet is leaving, scolded by force sentence " Tmd " closed faucet, return Fang Lilin to had not been asleep ask: "Be who is being washed? " strong frowsty track: "Who don't have, who to know to do not have social morality so, faucet also does not close.
" say to tumble into bed.
Sleep to 3 o'clock, two people by ~~ of clang clang ~~~ underwater acoustic to noisy woke, forest kneading an eye to resent: "What to do, let do not let a person sleep, strong, did you a moment ago close faucet to do not have? " wore line of a slipper by force: "Was shut, how do.
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