醉酒

某日，父子俩一同回家。这名孩子正处于那种对任何事情都非常感兴趣的年纪，总是有无数问题。他于是跟父亲问道：“爸爸，‘醉’字的意思是什么啊？” “摁，儿子，”父亲答道，“你看那里现在站着两名警察。若我如今将他们看成了四名，那么我就是醉了。” “但是，爸爸， ”孩子道，“那里只站着一个警察啊！”

Drunk

One day, a father and his little son were going home.
At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions.
Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen.
If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."

"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"