恐怖电影院

我在北京中关村海龙大厦附近租住已经有四五年了，而我本身就是在海龙大厦里面上班，卖电脑元器件。

我的惟一的业余爱好是看电影或恐怖小说。
我认为在自己所有看的恐怖小说中，亦农先生的长篇恐怖小说《石佛镇》是写得最好的，它让我几乎一个月都没睡过安稳桥，看谁都要先看他（她）的脖项，看看那里有没有被吸血鬼咬过的痕迹。

有一天，我去电影院场看一部恐怖片。

不得不说，现在的恐怖片拍的是越来越不恐怖，因此我不得不选择在午夜这样一个可以增加恐怖气氛的时间去看。

当恐怖片开始放映后。
面对着一个又一个恐怖画面，我有一种忍不住想笑的感觉。
我是一个有素质有教养的人，为了不影响其他观众，我始终都努力的控制住自己，我把身上所有发笑的细胞都掐死在它们暴发之前。

这时，就在我的耳畔突然传出银铃般的笑声，扭回头看，在我的后排上坐着一个妩媚的女观众，她纤纤的玉指指着放映恐怖电影的屏幕笑得白白的牙齿都露出来了。

竟然还会有和我有同样感觉的人，看恐怖片感觉就像是在看暴笑喜剧。

没想到，女观众笑音未落，整个剧院里跟着响起暴风雨般的笑声。

我终于忍不住加入暴笑的行列。
“哈哈哈，哈哈哈……”我笑得双手捂住肚子，直笑得肚子疼。
更有无数观众笑得从座椅上滑下来，在地上直打滚儿。

突然，影院的大灯被人打开，剧院里一片光明，如同白昼。

电影院的笑声嘎然而止。

只见一个人在大门口厉声高呵：“是谁在笑？剧院早就关门了，还有谁在这里犯神经病呢？”

而我抬头四顾，这才发现，整个空荡荡的剧场里面仅仅坐着我一个人。

Introduce:I am hired around edifice of Beijing ZhongGuanCun sea otter had had 45 years, and my itself goes to work inside sea otter edifice namely, sell computer yuan parts of an apparatus.
The hobby of my only is to read horrible film or horror fiction.
I think to be in oneself are all in the horror fiction that read, the full length horror fiction of Mr Yinong " Shi Fo is pressed down " write best, it lets me almost a month had not slept smooth and steady bridge, who to see want to see him first (she) neck, look over there the mark that has been bitten by bloodsucker.
One day, I go cinema midnight field sees a horror piece.
Must say, present horror piece those who pat is more and more not horrible, accordingly I must choose to be in the time that midnight can increase horrible atmosphere so goes looking.
When horror piece after beginning to show.
Facing an another horror picture, I have a kind of feeling that cannot help wanting to laugh.
I am one has the person with cultured quality, to do not affect other audience, the control that I try hard from beginning to end lives oneself, I take the cell of all laugh on the body by the throat before they are eruptive.
At this moment, come out suddenly in my side side the laugh like Yin Ling, twist look round, in the female audience that there is a charm on my back row, the jade of her fine fine points to pointing to the screen that shows horrible motion picture to laugh for nothing dental Dou Lou came out.
Still can have the person that has same feeling with me actually, see horror piece the feeling resembles is to seeing cruel laugh comedic.
Cannot think of, daughter audience laugh sound did not fall, the laugh like the rainstorm rings accordingly in whole theater.
The cavalcade that I cannot help joining cruel laugh eventually.
"Hahaha, with a ha breath out haing …… " I laugh so that both hands covers abdomen, laugh continuously collywobbles.
More countless audiences laugh so that slip from seat, roll about continuously on the ground.
Abrupt, the headlight of the cinema is opened, a light in the theater, as daytime.
The laugh of the cinema stops suddenly.
See a person breathes out high in a stern voice in gate mouth only: "Be who is laughing? The theater is early closed, who still makes here neuropathic? " and I look up Sigu, this ability discovers, whole there is my person merely inside deserted theater.
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