善解人意(搞笑鬼故事)

苟局长死了，他的心腹干将——局办公室主任朱大有打算为苟局长做些什么。

朱大有是苟局长一手提拔起来的。
三年前，朱大有还是一名普通科员，因为工作认真且善于逢迎，深得苟局长赏识，于是苟局长一步步将他拉上了局办公室主任的宝座。
当然，他的确有这个能力，但有能力的人并不在少数，苟局长没有提拔别人，而是提拔了他，朱大有不能不对苟局长感恩戴德。

朱大有知道，苟局长平生最大的愿望，就是能够拥有一辆法拉利跑车，这个愿望在他生前一直未能实现，现在是时候了。
朱大有在网上下载了法拉利跑车的图片，请扎纸师傅细心地给扎了一辆车。
苟局长第二大心愿就是能左拥右抱，阅尽天下美女，所以朱大有又请扎纸师傅扎了十八个丰乳肥臀的美女。
他把汽车和美女一并烧在了苟局长的坟前，当然，他还烧了大量的纸钱，有钱好办事嘛。
看着火苗欢快地在那些纸器上跳跃，朱大有想，有了这些东西，苟局长若泉下有知，也应该满意了。

几天后，朱大有正在办公室中喝茶看报，突然觉得有些犯困，就趴在办公桌上眯了一会儿。
睡梦中，朱主任见到了苟局长，苟局长仍如生前一般春风得意。
他拍着朱大有的肩膀说：“老弟啊，我没有看错你，还是你知道我的心思啊！我用老弟给我的钱，打通了各处关节，又给阎王送了两个美女，阎王一高兴，让我在阴间做了局长。
”说到这里，苟局长轻轻地叹了口气，“唯一让我不顺心的是，我现在的下属都是前任局长留下来的，刁钻捣蛋不听话，没有一个贴心的。
老弟你也知道，在一个单位里做领导，没有自己的心腹是不行的，所以，我已经恳求阎王，让他派人把你请来，还做我的办公室主任……”

“不要！”朱主任大叫一声，醒了过来，冷汗湿透了衬衣……

Introduce:Careless director died, zhu Dayou of his director of office of bureau of —— of confidential able person plans what to do for careless director.
Zhu Dayou is careless director skill promote rise.
3 years ago, zhu Dayou still is a common section member, because the work is serious and be good at fawn on, get careless director appreciation greatly, then careless director is pulled the throne of end office director step by step.
Of course, he has this capacity really, but capable the person is not in a few, careless director did not promote others, promoted him however, zhu Dayou had be toed be opposite careless director feel deeply grateful.
Zhu Dayou knows, the desire with careless director the greatest all one's life, can have racing bike of benefit of a farad namely, this desire fails to come true all the time before one's death in him, now is moment.
Zhu Dayou downloaded the picture of farad benefit racing bike on the net, plunge into paper master to give attentively please plunged into a car.
Careless director the 2nd great cherished desire is can Zun Yong is right hold in the arms, read the world belle, so Zhu Dayou plunged into paper master to plunge into the belle of fat buttock of eighteen abundant breast please again.
He burns car and belle before the grave of careless director along with all the others, of course, he still burned ream money, thing of rich easy to handle.
Look at flame to be in livelily those paper implement on bouncing, zhu Dayou thinks, had these things, if careless director has below the spring know, also should satisfactory.
After a few days, zhu Dayou is drinking tea to read a newspaper in the office, feel some make suddenly tired, bend over to go up in desk narrow one's eyes a little while.
In sleep, director Zhu saw careless director, careless director still is like before one's death general successful.
He is patting Zhu Dayou's shoulder to say: "Young man, I did not misread you, still be the state of mind that you know me! I give my money with young man, get through everywhere articulatory, sent two belles to Hades again, hades one glad, let me be in Acheron became a director.
" here, careless director sighed gently, "What make me exclusively not satisfactory is, predecessor director stays my present subordinate, artful make trouble is not obedient, neither one is close.
You also know young man, the leader is become in an unit, the confidential that does not have oneself is no good, so, I had implored an extremely cruel and violent person, let him send a person to invite you, the office director …… that still does me " " not! " Director Zhu cries, woke, cold sweat is drenched shirt ……7592