路遇讨债鬼

老李头骑着自行车，慢悠悠的在柏油路上蹬着。

一大早从女儿家回来，离自己家不到十里路，可是蹬了整整一上午，咋还看不见自己的村子呢。
老李头心里纳闷。
前瞅瞅后望望，连个人影也没有。
偶尔有个小轿车悄没声息地滑过去。
想找个人问问也不容易。

这是到了哪儿？老李头靠路边下了自行车，准备撒泡尿。
他思忖着莫非进了“”。
进了“鬼打墙”，一撒尿，就把墙给破了。
他懂得这说道。

老李头刚想解裤腰带，看见路边的沟沿上躺着个人，脸上扣着个破毡帽，胸脯一起一伏的酣睡着。
他只得束上腰带，凑过去，弯下腰，手轻轻地拍那人的肩头：“大兄弟，大兄弟……”

那人忽一下坐起身子，破毡帽掉到了一边。
那人揉揉眼，随即瞪圆了眼珠子：“找死啊，你个熊老头子。
”老李头的心一下子提到了嗓子眼，脸上堆着的笑也凝固了：“大兄弟，我，我想问个路……”“问路？可以，拿钱来。
”那人阴沉着脸，伸过来一只手，手心朝上。
老李头皮笑肉不笑的说：“咋？问个路还，还要钱。
”那人的脸越发阴沉了：“咋？你不问路就不欠我的钱啦？”说着话，扑叽一拳打了过来，“还我的钱来！”老李头一个趔趄，倚住树才没摔倒。

“大兄弟，你我前世无怨后世无仇，素不相识的，我啥时候欠过你的钱？”老李头可怜巴巴的说。
“你不欠我的钱，那我挣的钱呢？”那人吼着，“我挣的钱都花给那个龟孙了？”

那人一步步逼近老李头，俩手抓住老李头的衣领，一使劲，拎了起来。

老李头已经嗅到了一股腐臭的死亡气息。
他真的害怕了：“你 ，你，你是谁？”“哈哈哈，我是谁？”那人一阵狂笑，一只手搁脸上往下一抹拉：“我叫你看看，我是谁？”

啊？老李头一阵晕眩，瘫倒在地：怕鬼就有“鸡角子。
”正是他的大儿子李亚。

李亚天生是个哑巴。
性情朴拙，天性勤奋。
加上他长得人高马大，地里的活儿全包。
抽空儿还跟人出去打个短工，每年都能交给父母一两万块钱，老李头很是欣慰。
不几年就为二儿子三儿子盖了楼，还娶了媳妇。
李亚依旧和二老爹娘挤在三间破瓦房里。
前年李亚跟村里的人一块儿给人家砌沼气池，一天挣上百十块。
同伙里有俩不正性的人，手里有了俩钱就去镇上的洗浴中心找三陪。
哄着李亚去了两回，这下可坏了，李亚那压抑了半辈子的欲火一点即燃。
李亚手里有点钱就往洗浴中心跑，辛辛苦苦挣的血汗钱都扔进了无底洞。
手里没钱时就冲父母要，一回两回给他，要得多了，父母不给了。
李亚开始发脾气：摔盘子砸碗，后来逮着老爹爹就打。
三天两头挨一顿打，老李头自叹命苦。
向儿子诉说，儿媳急眼了：“他挣得钱？哪个龟孙花他的钱啦？”二儿三儿概不认账。
老李头也无可奈何，只能暗自垂泪。
去年冬天，李亚又要钱，老李头略一疑迟，就招来一顿拳打脚踢。
邻居三五个汉子跑过来，才勉强拉开李亚。
救了老李头的大驾。
不然，老李头可就要驾鹤西游了。
痛定思痛，老李头狠下心来，长痛不如短痛。
找来几个侄子，和俩儿子一碰头。
李亚，这个辛苦了半辈子的汉子，第二天就从人间蒸发了。

想不到今天又在这儿遇上了李亚。
“儿啊，爹对不住你啊……”老李头惊恐的哭道。
“呸！龟孙才是你儿哩。
”李亚朝地上吐口唾沫，“少废话，还我的钱来。
”“中中，我还， 我还……”

老李头忙不迭的应道，“你要啥，我都给你。
”“要啥？我要三间屋子，要俩媳妇，要漂亮的，就像澡堂里的小姐一摸一样的。
”李亚说着，又掐住了老李头的脖子，“你要是敢欺骗我，我，我就掐死你。
”嘴里说着，手下越发用力。
老李头只觉着下身一阵湿热，尿了裤子。
“呸呸呸”李亚连声呸着，身子像一片灰影悄悄隐去。

回到家后，老李头花几百块钱让扎彩匠扎了三间纸罩，两个纸人。
俩纸人胸前都写着名字：“三陪小姐。
”请人抬到埋李亚的地方烧了。

没几天，听说镇上的洗浴中心失火了，财产损失并不大。
只是两个三陪小姐有点轻微烧伤。

Introduce:Old Li Tou is riding a bike, slowly toing step on on blacktop.
One big early come back from daughter home, from oneself the home is less than 10 lis of roads, but toed step on full one morning, the village that still loses sight of oneself how.
Laoli feels puzzled in head heart.
Look at before after looking at, look, connect individual shadow to also be done not have.
Now and then a sedan quiet does not have sound ground glide.
It is not easy also to want to look for an individual to ask.
Where is this to arrive? Old Li Tou relied on roadside to issue a bicycle, preparation sprinkles bubble make water.
He is pondering is it possible that entered " ghost hits a wall " .
Entered " ghost hits a wall " , one piddle, give the wall defeated.
He knows this say.
Old Li Tou just wanted to solve pants chatelaine, see there is an individual on the banks of a ditch or canal of roadside, there is a broken terai on the face, chest the to one's heart's content of an one bend over is asleep.
He is obliged bundle on chatelaine, collect goes, stoop waist, handle gently taps the humeral head of that person gently: "Big brother, big brother …… " that person ignore sit up body, broken terai was dropped at the same time.
That person is kneaded rub an eye, immediately glare became round eyeball: "Court death, you an ursine old fogey.
" the heart of old Li Tou mentioned voice key point at a draught, the laugh that piling on the face is caky also: "Big brother, i, do I want to ask a road …… " " ask the way? Can, take money.
" that person is cloudy face, extend come over a hand, on control face.
Laoli scalp laughs at what the flesh does not laugh to say: "How? Ask a road to return, even money.
" the face of that person is even more cloudy: "How? Do you not ask the road does not owe my money? " saying a word, attack one fist of Ji come over, "Return my money to come! " old Li Tou a reel, lean on a tree to just do not have trip.
"Big brother, our preexistence is not had complain later ages not to have enemy, those who have never met before, has my what moment owed your money? " old Li Tou says pitiably.
"You do not owe my money, where is the money that then I make? " that person growl is worn, "Does the money that I make spend that chelonian grandson? " that person approachs old Li Tou step by step, two hands grasp the neck of old Li Tou, exert all his strength, carried rise.
Old Li Tou already nose a moldy dead breath.
He feared really: "You, you, who are you? " " Hahaha, who am I? " that person a guffaw, a hand puts aside a face to go up downward one pulls: "I call you to look, who am I? " ah? Old Li Tou dizzy, paralysis is in the ground: Be afraid that ghost has " gallinaceous horn child.
" the eldest son Li Ya that is him.
Li Yatian is born is a dummy.
Disposition plain clumsy, the nature is assiduous.
Add him to grow person Gao Ma is greatly, the work of domestic Lideli is wrapped completely.
Smoke free time to still go out to hit a casual laborer with the person, can give every year parents 89 money, old Li Tou is gratified very.
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