王老大斗女吊颈鬼

有一个种瓜人叫王老大，傍晚在瓜地边的小桥上睡觉。
半夜忽听有人喊道：“让让路！”

王老大睁眼一看，见不远的地方站着一个年轻女人，就问：“你是哪里人？要到哪里去？”

女人说：“我是东岗人，要到西洼去。
”

“半夜到西洼干什么去？”

那女人低头不答。

王老大说：“你不说明白，我就不让你过去。
”

那女人无奈，只得说：“我是吊死鬼，现在要去找替身好托生。
”

王老大问：“你找的替身是谁？”

“西洼李家那个媳妇。
”

王老大听了大吃一惊。
原来西洼李家是他姐家，今年春天刚娶了个外甥媳妇。

吊死鬼看王老大坐在路中央不动，就催道：“大哥，让让路吧，错过卯时，我又得等到明天。
”

王老大清醒过来，问道：“你怎样让李家媳妇当替身呢？”

吊死鬼说：“我挑拨她婆媳生气，那媳妇一气，必然寻死。
”

王老大听后，心中有了谱，闪身让吊死鬼过了桥。

天不亮，王老大就抱了个大西瓜赶到了姐姐家，姐姐见弟弟来了，就喊叫媳妇说：“你舅来了，快起来做饭！”媳妇答应一声赶快穿衣。
可是临穿鞋的时候，只剩了一只，到处找也找不到。
婆婆看媳妇磨蹭好半天不出来，就来了气，说：“你在屋戴花穿蟒咧？”媳妇一听婆婆说话难听，就回嘴道：“你能把人催死！”

眼看婆媳要起口角，王老大连忙说道：“姐，我今早卖瓜卖的价钱好，http:///出手又快，心里高兴，吃饭不急，你去给我打二两酒喝喝。
”王老大支开了姐姐，免了一场口角。
可是当姐姐打回酒，往媳妇手里递，不知怎么，媳妇的手一麻，酒瓶掉在了地上。

婆婆一脸怒色，正要发作，王老大立即惊呼起来：“哎呀，忘啦，忘啦！医生昨天才叮嘱过我，让我年内滴酒莫进，不然命将难保。
外甥媳妇可算给舅舅尽了大孝。
姐，不喝酒了，给我烙个油摸吧。
”

婆婆让媳妇和面。
媳妇稍一用劲，面盆便烂了。
婆婆狠狠地嘟嚷道：“办事您不稳重！”王老大连忙堵姐姐的嘴：“这盆是买谁的？”姐姐说：“买瓦店赵氏的。
”“用几年了？”“三年。
”“嗨！”王老大一拍大腿说，“赵氏俺俩是好朋友，他的底我摸得透。
他烧的瓦盆只能用三年，三年不烂必有灾。
姐，你真娶了个好媳妇！”

等到烙摸时，媳妇烧锅，烧火棍不知怎么碰了锅底一下，锅底就掉了。
婆婆忍无可忍，将锅铲一摔，说：“你存心不让你舅吃饭不是！”王老大连忙说：“姐，这是那一年你从咱家拿的那口锅不是？压根儿锅底就有个口子。
”媳妇吵道：“怨我？谁让你买的锅不好，睁着俩眼买口烂锅！”婆婆说：“烂锅？再结实的锅搁着你用铁钳使劲戳？”说着婆媳俩就往一起凑，想打架。

王老大急忙往中间一站，隔开了婆媳二人，说道：“不要吵，不要气，不要让鬼来看戏！”说罢将昨晚遇鬼的事进了一遍。
婆媳俩一听目瞪口呆……从此以后，婆媳俩你体我谅，和和睦睦，再也没拌过嘴。

王老大在姐家一直挨过卯时，才哼着梆戏回到了瓜田。
当天晚上他又睡在桥上，半夜时分，一阵阴风把他冻醒。
睁眼一看，面前站着一怪物，鼓着眼睛，吐着舌头，冷笑道：“王老大！你今天卯时坏了我的大事，我向你索命来了！”

王老大见吊死鬼来了，就问：“怎样索法？”吊死鬼说：“我用我脖子里的带子勒死你！”王老大说：“那你就勒吧。
”吊死鬼取下带子，拴在王老大脖子上。
勒了许久，刚松手，王老大突然的一声笑起来，原来他脖子里套了个铁筒。
那鬼一看勒不死王老大，就又变作妇人模样。

王老大问：“你今晚还去找替身吗？”妇人点头答道：“是。
”“到谁家去？”那妇人斜了一眼王老大，哼了一声，突然就不见了。
王老大知道她又找新替身去了。
但替身是谁呢？

Introduce:One is planted melon person makes king eldest child, the dusk sleeps on the little bridge in melon ground edge.
Listen to somebody to cry suddenly in the middle of the night: "Let give way! " king old is goggle look, see not far place is standing a damsel, ask: "Where person are you? Where should go? " the wife says: "I am Dong Gang's person, should arrive go depression on the west.
" " arrive in the middle of the night depression dry what goes on the west? " that woman lowers her head not to answer.
King old says: "You do not say to understand, I do not let you go.
" that woman is helpless, be obliged to say: "I am ghost of hang by the neck, should search now vicarious good hold in the palm unripe.
" king old asks: "Is what you search vicarious who be? " " on the west depression Lijia that daughter-in-law.
" king old listened astonied.
So depression Li Jia is his sister home on the west, spring just married a niece son's wife this year.
Ghost of hang by the neck sees king old sit in do not move in the center of the road, urge: "Eldest brother, let give way, miss the period of the day from 5 a.
m.
to 7 a.
m.
, I am gotten again when tomorrow.
" king old is sober come over, ask: "How do you let Home Li son's wife become vicarious? " ghost of hang by the neck says: "I am provocative her wife and mother is angry, that daughter-in-law stretch, inevitable commit suicide.
" after king old listens, there was music in the heart, dodge lets a string of 1 devil crossed the bridge.
The day is not light, king old held a big watermelon in the arms to drive an elder sister to the home, the elder sister sees the brother came, vociferant daughter-in-law says: "Your mother's brother came, fast rise cook! " daughter-in-law promises to dress at once.
When but face,wearing a shoe, remnant, search to also cannot be found everywhere.
It is good that the mother-in-law sees daughter-in-law dillydally do not come out a long time, will enrage, say: "Do you wear the beautiful Lie that wear boa in house? " daughter-in-law listens mother-in-law conversation is offensive, with respect to answer back path: "You can urge the person dead! " soon wife and mother should have altercation, king old connects busy say: "Elder sister, the price that I sell melon this morning is good, http:/// moves fast, in the heart glad, have a meal not urgent, you go hitting 19 wine to drink to me.
" king old raised an elder sister, avoided a quarrel.
But become an elder sister to make a wine, give in past daughter-in-law hand, do not know how, the hand of daughter-in-law one hemp, bottle is dropped was in on the ground.
Mother-in-law one face an angry look, wanting fit, king old exclamations instantly rise: "Alas, forget, forget! Doctor yesterday talent has exhorted I, let me wine of the drop inside year not is entered, otherwise life general one cannot say for sure.
Niece son's wife can calculate an uncle to use up big filial piety.
Elder sister, did not drink, give me brand oil is felt.
" the mother-in-law lets daughter-in-law knead dough.
Daughter-in-law a bit one exert oneself to do sth, face basin rotted.
Ground of mother-in-law firm firm mumbles: "Handle affairs you are not sedate! " the mouth that king old blocks an elder sister up at once: "Who do this buy? " the sister says: "Of the inn that buy tile Zhao.
" " a few years to use? " " 3 years.
" " hey! " king old pats ham to say, "Zhao I two it is a good friend, his bottom9274