简短英语短篇幽默笑话

DID YOUR DAD HELP YOU?
One day, Tim's mathematics teacher looked at his homework and
saw that he had got all his sums right.
The teacher was very
pleased-and rather surprised.
He called Tim to his desk and
said to him, "You got all your homework right this time, Tim.
What happened? Did your father help you?"
"No, sir.
He was too busy last night, so I had to do it all
myself," said Tim.
你爸爸帮你了吗？
一天，蒂姆的数学老师看了他的作业，发现他全做对了。老师很高兴
，同时也十分惊讶。他把蒂姆叫到桌前说："蒂姆，你这次的作业全都
做对了，怎么回事？你爸爸帮你做了吗？"
"不，先生，我爸爸昨天很忙，我不得不全由 做了。"

Peace and love for you at Christmas from all your students.
祝老师圣诞节充满平安和爱。
Wishing you a sparkling Christmas and bright happy New Year!
May the season bring much pleasure to you.
愿你的圣诞光彩夺目，愿你的新年灿烂辉煌！佳节快乐！
Wishing you all the blessings of a beautiful Christmas
season.
愿你 圣诞节所有 的 。
Wishing you all the happiness of the holiday season.
祝节日 如意。
Hope all your Christmas dreams come true!
愿你所有的圣诞 都成真！