死亡签到

他喜欢看鬼故事，也很享受那种心跳加快的刺激感。
每天晚上，他都上网看到深夜。

他最爱去的论坛是莲蓬鬼话，8月14日那晚，他依然看小说看到深夜。
他看到论坛里一个鬼友签到帖非常火，有很多网友在上面跟帖签到，于是他也顺手打了“签到”二字发表在上面。

第二天晚上，他忽然接到一个电话说：“请你抓紧时间到我处报到！”还没等他弄明白是怎么回事。
对方已经挂了电话。
他一看，连个来电显示都没有。

他骂了一句“神经病！”便不再理会，继续做自己的事。

第三天晚上，他又接到同样的电话：“你怎么还不来报到？”还是没等他反应过来，对方已经挂了电话。
那声音既诡异态度又不太友好……

次日早上，他去电信部门查对方的号码，可惜连电信部门也无能为力，查不到这个号码。
他很气愤，真是一群废物，骂骂咧咧地边走了出来。

第四天晚上，他又接到这个电话，这次态度极其恶劣：“再不抓紧时间来报道的话，后果自负，请不要敬酒不吃吃罚酒！”

对方说完，恶狠狠地挂了电话。

睡到半夜，忽然一白一黑两条人影闪进了他的房间，立在了他的床前。

他睁开眼睛看见他们吐着长长的舌头。
惊惧地问：“你们是谁，想干什么？”

来人说：“我们是黑白无常，来带你去报到。
”

他一脸无辜地说：“你们弄错了吧，我还没死呢。
”

黑白无常拿过一张单子给他看，说：“看吧，你已经死了，这是你的死亡报告。
”

他一看，单子上的时间正好是8月14日两点，正是他在莲蓬鬼话的“鬼友签到帖”里签到的时间。
但是他不知道，那一天正好是农历七月十五日。

他感觉一股冰凉从头窜到脚。
黑白无常说：“走吧，你已经在人间停留了太多时间。
”

说完，便把他轻飘飘地拖到了窗外。

Introduce:He likes to see ghost story, also very the exciting feeling that enjoys the sort of heartbeat to accelerate.
Everyday in the evening, he gets online see a late night.
The forum that he loves to go most is lie of seedpod of the lotus, on August 14 that evening, he still sees a novel see a late night.
He sees a ghost in forum is friendly sign in post is not Chang Huo, have a lot of netizens above with post register one's attendance at a meeting or at an office, then he also conveniently was hit " sign in " 2 words are published above.
The following day in the evening, he receives a phone to say suddenly: "Ask you to make the best of time to arrive to report for duty here! " waiting for him to figure out is how to return a responsibility.
The other side had hanged a phone.
He looks, connect an incoming telegram to show do not have.
He scolded " neuropathic! " pay attention to no longer, continue to do oneself thing.
The 3rd day night, he receives same telephone call again: "How you still don't report for duty? " still did not wait for his reaction to come over, the other side had hanged a phone.
That sound already weird manner morrow of not quite friendly …… in the morning, he goes the number that telegraphic branch examines the other side, join telegraphic department regrettablly helpless also, do not examine this number.
He is very furious, it is a flock of trash really, edge of be foul-mouthed ground went.
The 4th day night, he receives this telephone call again, this manner is extremely abominable: "If or else makes the best of time to report, consequence is conceited, do not want a submit to somebody's pressure after first turning down his request please! " the other side says, hanged a phone ferociously.
Sleep to midnight, suddenly one Bai Yi is black two people flash the room that entered him, stand was in before his bed.
He opens an eye to see they are being spat grow long tongue.
Jing dread ground asks: "Who are you, what to want to work? " bearer says: "We are black and white and fugacious, will take you to report for duty.
" he one face says innocently: "You made a mistake, I still am done not have dead.
" black and white and fugacious had taken a piece of bill to look to him, say: "Look, you had died, this is your dead report.
" he looks, the time just in time on monadlist was on August 14 before dawn at 2 o'clock, be him in lie of seedpod of the lotus " post of ghost friendly sign in " in the time of sign in.
But he does not know, that day of as it happens is the traditional Chinese calendar on July 15.
He feels icy from the beginning change arrives foot.
Black and white and fugacious say: "Go, you had kept too much time in the world.
" say, outside pulling him buoyantly to the window.
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