谁动了我的寿限
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张军正在家中上网,忽听有人敲门,打开门一看,是个戴口罩的中年男人。
见张军开了门,那人开口道:“先生,您的快递。
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“快递,谁给我的?”张军满腹狐疑地拿着快递关上门,撕开快递外面的包装纸,打开一看,不禁吓得浑身一哆嗦。
牛皮纸里面竟然是一本书,封面上写着几个字:寿限通知。
打开书一看,张军更是大吃一惊,这本书竟然是他们这栋楼内所有人的寿限通知。
他迫不及待地翻到自己寿限的那一页,只见上面写着:张军,寿限89。
看到这里,张军吐了一下舌头,没想到自己能活这么大岁数啊!看完之后,张军呆愣了半晌,他想不明白,到底是谁给他邮寄了这样的快递。
几天之后,一楼的王雪祥老汉死了,张军前去吊唁,问了他的家人才知道王雪祥今年已经73岁了。
回到家中,张军忙拿出那本寿限通知,找到王雪祥那页一看,不禁目瞪口呆,只见上面写着:王雪祥:寿限73。
“太神奇了!”张军禁不住惊叫起来。
不久之后,三楼的王涛出车祸死了。
“太可惜了,才41岁啊,上有老下有小的!”追悼会上人们纷纷惋惜。
参加完王涛的追悼会,张军回到家中,取出那本寿限通知查看,一看王涛一栏写着,王涛:寿限41。
张军惊讶得舌头半天都没缩回去。
知道了自己的寿限,在寿限的可靠性又得到验证的情况下,张军的胆子越发大起来了。
他以前经常蒙面入室抢劫,现在知道自己的寿限后,张军决定干一票大的,反正自己死不了。
这天,在精心准备后他闯进一家银行,拿着刀子,逼迫出纳员将钱交出来。
见张军一副穷凶极恶的样子,出纳员只得把钱给了他。
张军将钱放到自己带来的一个背包里之后,转头就跑。
刚跑出营业厅,警察就到了,警察围堵张军,张军红了眼,拿着刀子劫持了两个人质,其中有个人质想反抗,被张军捅了一刀子。
警察见他拒捕,决定开枪。
“砰”的一声,枪响了,张军被一枪爆头,连脑浆都被打出来了,张军大睁着双眼,到死他都不相信,自己会在38岁这年死去,那本寿限通知上不是说他的寿限是89吗?
张军死后,觉得十分委屈,他的一缕孤魂飘荡到家中,拿上那本寿限通知后,他决定到阴司评理。
自己明明才38岁,应该还有51年的寿限呀,怎么会死呢,到底是谁动了自己的寿限?
到了阴司见到判官,张军大喊冤枉,说明原委后张军递上了那本寿限通知。
判官查看了那本寿限通知后抬起头来,慢悠悠地说:“这么说,你现在并不是真死?”
张军一听喜出望外,他惊喜地问判官:“这么说,我还可以活回去?”
判官看着他摇了摇头,怒其不争地叹了口气说:“像你这种情况,绝非特例,活着时是行尸走肉,暴毙死了后,寿限又没到,所以,现在的你既不属于我们阴间管辖,又不属于阳间范畴。
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张军心中大骇:“那我现在到底属于谁管辖?”
判官冷笑着说:“没地儿管,你现在只能被称作孤魂野鬼,在天地间飘荡。
就拿你来说吧,只有飘够了51年后,才能魂归阴司。
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判官说完,就听“呼”一声,张军像个气球一样飘了起来。
Introduce:Zhang Jun is getting online in the home, listen to somebody to knock suddenly, open the door to look, it is a middleaged man that wears guaze mask.
See Zhang Jun opened the door, that person starts to talk: "Gentleman, your express.
" " express, who gives me? " ground of doubt of Zhang Jun bellyful is taking express to close the door, tear apart the wrapping paper outside express, open look, can't help be being frightened all over one shiver.
A book is actually inside kraft, there are a few words on cover: Birthday is restricted to inform.
Open a book to look, zhang Jun is more astonied, this book is them actually the birthday of the everybody inside this building is restricted to inform.
Ground of his too impatient to wait turns over that one page that him birthday is restricted, see only above writing: Zhang Jun, birthday is restricted 89.
See here, zhang Jun said a tongue, did not think of oneself can be vivid so old age ah! After looking, zhang Jun is slow-witted was stupefied quite a while, he wants not to understand, it is who mailed to him after all such express.
After a few days, the Wang Xuexiang old man of first floor died, go condoling before Zhang Jun, the domestic talented person that asked him knows Wang Xuexiang this year already 73 years old.
In returning the home, zhang Jun is busy take out Na Benshou to be restricted to inform, find Wang Xuexiang that page looks, can't help dumbfounded, see only above writing: Wang Xuexiang: Birthday is restricted 73.
"Too magical! " Zhang Jun is unable to bear or endure cry in fear rises.
Soon, the Wang Tao of 3 buildings gave traffic accident to die.
"Too regrettablly, just 41 years old ah, there is next old having on small! " the people on the memorial meeting in succession regretful.
Attend Wan Wangtao's memorial meeting, zhang Jun returns the home in, take out Na Benshou to be restricted to inform examine, see Wang Tao one column is being written, wang Tao: Birthday is restricted 41.
Zhang Jun is so open-eyed that Zhang Jun the tongue did not shrink a long time go back.
Knew oneself birthday is restricted, the dependability that is restricted in birthday gets the circumstance of test and verify falls again, zhang Jun's courage rose greatly even more.
The face often is cheated to enter before him room rob, after the life that knows oneself now is restricted, zhang Jun decides to strike one bank note big, anyway oneself absolutelied refuse to.
This day, after preparing meticulously he rushs into a bank, taking knife, press cashier hands over money come.
See Zhang Jun a pair of extremely vicious appearance, cashier was obliged to give him money.
After Zhang Jun puts money in a blanket roll that he brings, turn the head runnings.
Just ran a postal service hall, the police arrived, the police surrounds Du Zhangjun, zhang Jun became red eye, taking small knife to hijack two hostage, among them the individual thinks revolt character, by Zhang Jun disclose one knives.
The police sees his resist arrest, the decision shoots.
"Phut " , the gun rang, zhang Jun is exploded by one gun first, be hit even brains, zhang Jun is opening double eye greatly, arrive dead he does not believe, oneself can be in are gone, is Na Benshou is restricted to inform going up is not to say his birthday is restricted 89? After Zhang Jun is dead, feel very grievance, he9502