做鬼也不放过你

张军来到南山村时，他的吉普车引来了村民的惊叹。

他找到南山村的王二狗，塞给他一把钞票。
王二狗拍拍胸脯说：“张老板，不出三天，我就给你办好，包你满意！”

接下来几天，张军一直在村外数里地的乌鸦山上逛，有人提醒他说：“张老板，乌鸦山邪气，埋的都是死人！”张军微微一笑，并未放在心上。

第三天，王二狗带着一水灵灵的女人来到张军面前。
王二狗对女人说：“以后你就跟着张老板。
”女人轻轻“嗯”了一声。
张军呵呵一笑，将一块血红色的翡翠戴在了她胸前。
当夜，他们就住在了一起，可是次日一早，张军便发觉买来的女人不见了！

小半天后，王二狗带人在乌鸦山找到了女人的。
女人死得很奇怪，原本清秀的脸蛋，现在一片乌黑，她胸前那块血红色的翡翠，显得异常诡异。
南山村一下炸了窝，人们都说，是鬼进村抢走了女人。

张军沉默半晌后，掏出一叠人民币，递给王二狗，低声说道：“一夜夫妻百日恩，替我安排下，好好安葬她！”

出殡安排在第三天，安葬地点自然是乌鸦山。
一直到天黑，才总算忙活完。
离开乌鸦山的时候，张军提醒王二狗说：“数一数多少人，每人发200块钱！”

王二狗小心地数了一遍，共是11个人，除去张军就是10个。
分了钱，众人便回村去了，王二狗走在最后面，无聊的他又数起了人数，依旧是11人。

可就在当天半夜，王二狗突然发出一声尖叫，惊醒了半个村庄的人。
看着赶来的村民，王二狗满脸惊恐地说道：“多了一个人……”原来，在回村的路上，王二狗忘记数自己了，也就是说，有12个人回了村！

南山村再一次炸了窝，村民们搜遍了整个村庄，却没搜出任何可疑的东西，只好不了了之。
就在第二天早上，更的事情发生了……

昨天刚埋下去的女人不见了！坟墓被挖开了，棺木被打开了，边沿上是触目惊心的爪印。
在场的人毛骨悚然，看这场景，竟是女人自己打开了棺木，挖开泥土爬出来了！爪印往山上延伸，然后戛然而止，消失了！

张军啕然大哭：“为什么，为什么你的命就这么苦啊！”张军在南山村呆的这些天，没少救济村里人。
如今见他这个样子，谁心里都不好受，于是纷纷上来劝他。
止住了哭，张军突然说道：“不行，我一定要找到她！”众人这下傻眼了，挖开这座山？坚决不行！这不是挖大家的祖坟吗？

接下来数天，张军好似丢了魂，不吃也不喝。
王二狗急得跑东家窜西家，一家家去游说：“我们就移下祖坟，让他找个明白吧，不然那女人会饿死在我们南山村的！”

终于，南山村的人们下了决定——移祖坟！张军感激得差点跪在了村里人面前，他不但承担了全部费用，还跟村里签了个合同，一次性补了村里几万块钱。

坟墓都迁走了，张军从城里调来一批专业人员，开始折腾这座荒山。
一开始，大家都去打听进展，时间一长，那批专业人员就不再理会他们了，张军和王二狗也消失不见了。
村民这才醒转过来，他们上当了！

原来，这是座矿山，里面埋的全是金矿。
可是他们又毫无办法，因为张军跟村里签了合同，拥有这座山的使用权五年！发大财的张军再也不去南山村了，他带着王二狗，逍遥在大城市里。
可是这一天，一个消息突然传到南山村，让他们去城里领尸，是王二狗的！http:///

原来，张军带着王二狗去一家娱乐中心，调戏一个小姐时，被对方用随身携带的水果刀刺中，两人当场死亡。

村长考虑了一夜，还是去了城里，接待他们的警察对他说：“这个案子很，杀死他们的女孩子不但胆子小，力气更是小得惊人，跟她杀人时的表现根本不称……”

村长唏嘘不已，可当看见那个被告时，他不禁怔了一怔，随即好像明白了什么。
因为他看见，那个女孩脖子上，挂着一块刺眼的翡翠，血红血红的颜色。
他清楚地记得，去年埋张军的女人时，她脖子上挂的，就是这样一块翡翠！

Introduce:Zhang Jun comes south when village, his jeep drew the exclaim of the villager.
He is found south the Wang Er dog of village, a place of strategic importance gives him a money.
Wang Er dog pats pat chest to say: "Piece boss, do not go out 3 days, I had done to you, wrap your satisfaction! " next a few days, the crow that Zhang Jun counts li of ground outside the village all the time rambles on hill, somebody reminds him to say: "Piece boss, corvine hill evil influence, those who bury is a the dead! " Zhang Jun laughs slightly, did not put on the heart.
The 3rd day, the wife that Wang Er dog is taking spirit of one fresh and juicy comes to Zhang Jun before.
Wang Er dog says to the woman: "You follow piece of boss after.
" woman gently " hum " one.
Zhang Jun is breathed out ah laugh, sanguine halcyon is worn was in before her bosom.
When night, they live in together, can be morrow early in the morning, zhang Jun detects the woman that buys disappeared! After smaller part day, wang Er dog took a person to find feminine body in corvine hill.
The woman dies very strangely, originally comely cheek, now pitch-black, that sanguine halcyon before her bosom, appear unusually weird.
South village blast nest, people says, it is ghost reaved a woman into the village.
Zhang Jun is silent after quite a while, draw out fold a RMB, hand Wang Er dog, murmur path: "One night husband and wife 100 days of favour, for me arrangement falls, bury well she! " hold a funeral procession arrangement is in the 3rd day, bury place nature is corvine hill.
Arrive all the time the day is black, just work at long last.
When leaving corvine hill, zhang Jun reminds Wang Er the dog says: "Count how many person, send 200 money each! " Wang Er dog was counted carefully, it is 11 people in all, eliminate Zhang Jun is 10.
Distributed fund, everybody answers a village, wang Er dog goes in final area, he dull is counted again had a number, it is 11 people as before.
Can be in that day in the middle of the night, wang Er dog gives out a shriek suddenly, slept lightly the person of half village.
Look at coming villager, wang Er dog frightens all over the face ground say: " much one individual …… " so, on the way that winds a village, wang Er dog overlooks him number, that is to say, 12 people answered a village! South village again scamper nest, the villager people search alled over whole village, do not have search to give any doubtful things however, be forced to end up with nothing definite.
Be in the following day in the morning, more bloodcurdling thing happened …… to just buried the woman that go down to disappear yesterday! Sepulchral by excavate, coffin was opened, it is shocking claw imprints on edge.
Those present is creepy, treat this setting, it is her woman opened coffin unexpectedly, excavate clay climbs! Claw imprints toward hill outspread, stop abruptly next, disappeared! Zhang Jun Tao cries greatly like that: 8921