见鬼三招

相信世上有鬼的人，说起鬼来煞有介事。
但对那些不信有鬼的人，谈起鬼来就一笑置之了！你呢?你信不信有鬼呢?不过在此我们愿意介绍你三种「活见鬼」的招术，要是见「鬼」了，可不要怪我们喔！

●第一招：躲在道士袍袖后

中元普渡时，事先跟主事道长打个商量，等他发坛作法，召来三山五岳，各路孤魂野鬼时，要他让您躲在身后，顺着袖口往外瞧，包管您「大开眼界」。
不过也请小心，若遇上一些眼尖又热情的「好兄弟」瞧见了您，可就吃不完兜着走了！

●第二招：吞食乌鸦双目

想法子逮只乌鸦，挖下双目，用温开水吞下，干万别嚼碎，包管您想看什么就能看到什么。
不过此法唯一的缺点就是「无法可归」，一经施展，想不看都不行。

●第三招：月蚀时在墓地从裤裆住后看

月蚀的晚上，预先到墓地去等着，等到月将初蚀时，弯下腰，从裤裆下或往后看，一样可以看到众多「好兄弟」不过往后看时，别忘了憋气，否则一不小心，崩裂了裤子，惊动了众「好兄弟」，可别怨我没事先警告您。

Introduce:Believe the person of the there is sth fishy on the world, speak of ghost to come make a great show of being in earnest.
But the person that does not believe there is sth fishy to those, mention ghost to come with respect to dismiss with a laugh! You? Doesn't your letter believe there is sth fishy? Here nevertheless we are willing to introduce you 3 kinds " it's sheer fantasy " action art, if see " ghost " , can not blame us! ● the first action: In hiding after sleeve of Taoism priest gown yuan when general is crossed, follow beforehand advocate work way swat discuss, wait for him to send world course of action, call in 3 hill the Five Mountains, when tough spirit of each Gu fetch, want him to let you hide in back, down cuff outside look, assure you " big horizon " .
Also take care please nevertheless, if meet a few sharp-eyed enthusiastic " good brother " see you, can not eat to moving round to go! ● the 2nd action: Devour the crow is binocular think method reachcaptures a crow, dig down is binocular, with get down of warm boiled water, dry 10 thousand fasten chew, assure you want to see what can see.
The drawback with this only nevertheless way is " cannot can return " , once put to good use, want not to look to be no good.
● the 3rd action: Eclipse looks after living from crotch in graveyard when eclipse in the evening, waiting beforehand to graveyard, when when the corrode at the beginning of lunar general, stoop waist, fall from crotch or in the future looks, can see like numerous " good brother " when nevertheless in the future looks, did not forget to choke with resentment, do not take care otherwise, burst apart trousers, alarmed numerous " good brother " , can not complain me to did not warn you beforehand.
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