报告老师有鬼(短)

欢迎大家投稿或推荐~ 話說，１９９２年６月，老衲任教於竹塹城某公立國小，時值鳳凰花開，驪歌初動的日子裏，天真的小朋友正在排練畢業典禮的預演，老衲是六年級的科任老師，依慣例被請去觀禮，由於這所學校的禮堂是位於地下室，因此雖然接近盛夏，但卻也不感覺到熱，當典禮進行到一半時，有兩班的女生在座位上竊竊私語，經排練的老師制止後，才保持安靜，大家也不覺得有何奇怪之處，大概是太興奮了吧！ 可是，當典禮結束後，我等學生全離開地下室再關燈時，就感到這地下室好像出奇的陰涼，我慢慢走回辦公室想喝口水，可是我位子旁已擠滿忠班的女同學，?首的小倩說道：〞老師！地下室有鬼耶！剛才典禮預演時，有一大票鬼在跑來跑去！〞老衲回答說：〞別胡說了！剛才在地下室少說也有幾百人，陽氣這麼重，況且大白天的怎麼可會有鬼？〞，只見小倩驚魂未定的說：〞真的！我沒有騙您！我不但看到有鬼，我還認識其中的一位元，而且全班都認識她。
〞，老衲說：〞喔？這麼邪們？說來聽聽！〞 小倩同學吞吞口水後說道：〞這位鬼同學是我們班上的同學，但是她在三年級時家中發生一場大火，全家人葬身火窟，剛才典禮進行至一辦時，我看到一群鬼有男有女有老有少，一起走進禮堂互相追逐嘻鬧，雖然禮堂內有許多同學，但是他們卻直接穿過同學們毫無阻礙，他們一邊玩耍一邊叫著：〞小珍！小珍！快來呀！今天是你的畢業典，趕快來呀！〞，接著，我的同學小珍就來到會場了。
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小倩一口氣完了，老衲好奇的問道：〞那小珍同學現是甚麼模樣？〞小歉續道：〞還是三年級那時的樣子，還穿著本校的制服。
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老衲安慰了小倩幾句，請她放心不會有甚麼事的，這時小倩心情才平靜不少，小倩臨走時又問老衲一個問題，她說：〞老師，為甚麼那些鬼都沒穿制 服呢？〞老衲笑道：〞傻瓜！其他的鬼又不是本校學生，為甚麼要穿制服 呢？〞小倩搖搖頭說：〞老師！您誤會了！我是說那些鬼為甚麼沒穿鬼的制服，就是白色的長袍，且披頭散髮的那一種啦！〞 老衲被此一問，當場愣在那不知怎樣回答她。
就在此時．．．．，孝班的女同學小怡沖進辦公室，神色驚惶的說：〞報告老師！有鬼！話說，孝班的小怡臉色慘白神色驚慌，又聽她說看到鬼，老衲肯定她一定是看到禮堂那一票鬼朋友，老衲說道：〞不用說了！你一定是在禮堂看到小珍和其他鬼魂對不對？而且有男有女有老有少，還不斷的追逐嘻鬧對不對？〞 小怡一聽，瞪著一隻杏眼不解的問我：〞老師你怎麼全知道呀？難不成你 也有陰陽眼？〞。
老衲一邊笑著一邊指著身旁的小倩說道：〞是她看見的，她告訴我的〞小怡和小珍兩人互相討論著所看到的一切，果然吻合，老衲說：〞這沒關係，小珍只是太懷念學校及同學們了，相信畢業典禮當天她還會來，跟大家一起畢業才對！〞。
令人感傷的畢業典禮終於來了！在唱完驪歌及畢業生繞校一周後，師長們站在校門口一一送別畢業生時，老衲輕聲問著兩兩眼哭紅的小倩和小怡：〞她有來嗎？〞兩人一邊拭著眼淚一邊點頭說：〞來了！〞，〞走了嗎？〞，〞走了！〞。
雖然時值盛夏烈燄當空，老衲心中還是如深秋般的蕭瑟與酸楚，久久不能言語!!! [color=#a9a9a9>本文转载自鬼网

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