一只手

八十年代那会儿我家住在大杂院里。
那时侯是没有洗手间的，每每要方便之时都得跑七十米远上公厕。
那会儿的公厕可不比现在。
那真是又脏又臭，不讲卫生的同志还乱拉屎，搞得没有一个茅坑是完全干净的。
苍蝇蚊子到处飞，蛆虫跳蚤满地爬，简直就是电影里的场面。
那时候进得穿胶鞋，因为脏得根本就没法走路，鞋底还不能太滑，不然一不小心来个踉跄便能栽到茅坑里，就算淹不死你也至少能臭死你。
这件事就发生在公厕里。
是一个月明星稀的夜晚，我在连吃了两个大西瓜后肚子开始放怪，折腾得我死去活来的。
家里惟一的一个木制马桶早上被哥哥当足球玩给踢破了。
我只得忍着肚痛，以最快的速度冲进公厕。
当时是嘛，因为屎来刻不容缓，便没顾上换胶鞋，这时踏着凉鞋的脚上已经稀稀拉拉地沾了不少屎粒了。
更让我不能忍受的是，八个茅坑居然全部客满，我只有以生平最大的毅力强忍着，乞求着上天不要让自己把屎拉在裤子上。
好在有人站了起来，我以为他要走，谁知他只是从裤带中取出草纸，擤了擤鼻子后，便又蹲下了。
我真气得要命，可我那时只有七岁，能怎么着呢？接着又有一位站起身，而且已经用纸擦干净了，也已经穿上了裤子，可就当我准备冲上去占坑时，他却突然摇了摇头，然后又脱下裤子，又蹲了下来。
我无奈，真的是无奈。
我没想到上个厕所竟也这么难。
怎么当巧就让我赶上这个时辰了呢？我的肠胃在翻天覆地地搅动着，闹得我几乎都快哭出来了。
可是八个坑，八个人，居然没有一个欲走的意思。
有两位大叔还在那有滋有味地欣赏着杂志，我真不明白这么臭的环境下，他们是怎么看得进去的，如果不是生理因素，这鬼地方我真是一秒钟都不愿多待下去。
也就在我体内的含氮废物几乎要飞流直下三千尺时，厕所内又跑进来一位四十来岁的大叔。
这位大叔捂着肚子，脸上一副抽搐忸怩的表情，他见坑位已满，竟然气势磅礴地怒吼一声：“手，手，坑底下有一只手，还不快跑！”八个人，几乎想都没想，同时拎起裤子往外奔逃，那两位连杂志都甩在地上不要了。
我真不明白这句话居然这么管用，不过要是从我口中说出来的话，人家倒未必会信了，因为我是孩子嘛。
这个大叔还真聪明，以后得向他学习学习。
我如愿以尝地倾泻掉了体内的无机化合物，心里回忆着大叔说的那句话，嘿嘿！“手，手，坑底下有一只手，还不快跑！”他这话说得绘声绘色，简直就像真的看见了茅坑底下有一只手，一点也没有撒谎的迹象，我真是佩服得五体投地。
也就在这时，我的心跳都几乎要凝滞住了。
我真的看见了那位大叔的坑位底下，有……有一只手在缓缓地蠕动着，那只手上爬满了蛆虫和屎壳郎，那只手，正在不断地向上延伸着，眼看着就要搭在大叔的皮带头上了。
我惊叫了起来：“手，手，坑底下有一只手，大叔快跑！”我先跑了，我没敢再看下去。
我害怕，绝不撒谎，生命中第一次尝到了害怕的滋味。
那个大叔急中生智编的谎言竟然兑成了现实，不知他看到那只手后会作何感想？他死了吗？我不知道。
这事我没敢跟大人讲，即使讲了，他们也不会相信的。
后来每次方便我都要跑一里远上附近的厕所，那个家门口的公厕，我是再也不敢去了。

Introduce:I live in 80 time at that time in big miscellaneous courtyard.
In those days do not have closet Hou Jiali, often should go to the lavatory when must run the 70 public toilets on Mi Yuan.
The public toilet of at that time but unlike now.
That is really dirty smelly, do not tell healthful comrade to return random shit, do neither one latrine pit is completely clean.
Fly mosquito flies everywhere, maggot bug flea climbs completely, it is the occasion in horrible film simply.
That moment must wear rubber overshoes into the toilet, because so dirty that do not have a law to walk at all, sole is returned cannot too slippery, come not carefully otherwise a stagger can grow latrine in, consider adj/LIT wide not dead you also at least can smelly dead you.
This thing happens in the public toilet.
It is the night with rare star of a month, the abdomen after I was eating two big watermelon repeatedly begins to put strange, do sth over and over again gets my half alive.
A of the only in the home ligneous closestool is played to kick when the football by the elder brother in the morning defeated.
I am obliged to bearing abdomen painful, develop a public toilet with the rapiddest rate.
At that time is summer, come because of excrement no time to delay, did not consider on change rubber overshoes, on the foot that stamping sandal at this moment already sparse ground touched many excrement bead.
More those who let me cannot be borne is, 8 latrine pit unexpectedly whole full house, I have only with the life the oldest will is being borne by force, beg is worn God does not let him pull excrement on trousers.
Fortunately somebody stood, I think he wants, who knows him to just take out rough straw paper from inside belt, blow after blow nose, crouch again.
I am enraged confoundedly really, but I have 7 years old only in those days, how can be you worn? Then again one stands up, and had used paper wipe up, also had put on trousers, can prepare to rush to occupy when me, he shakes his head suddenly however, take off next trousers again next, crouched again.
I am helpless, it is helpless really.
I did not think of last toilets unexpectedly so difficult also.
How should let me catch this time opportunely? My intestines and stomach is churning in world-shaking ground, be troubled by so that I cry quickly almost.
Can be 8 hole, 8 people, unexpectedly the meaning that neither one is about to take.
Two uncle still have grow to flavour ground is admiring a magazine in that, I do not understand so smelly environment falls really, how do they look to go in, if not be physiology element, this ghost place I am really do not wish one second to be waited for more go down.
Also should fly almost with respect to the trash containing nitrogen inside my body when flowing to issue 3000 rule continuously, run again inside the toilet 40 come year old uncle.
This uncle is covering abdomen, the expression of on the face one pair of convulsive bashful, he sees hole full already, actually ground of of great momentum howls: "Hand, hand, there is a hand below hole, return discomfort to run! " 8 people, did not think almost, carry a trousers to flee outside at the same time, those two swing even the magazine7404