遗嘱

吕达最近买了套二手房。
装修打墙的时候，他在墙壁里发现了一个隔层，里面竟然还有一封信，准确地说是一份遗嘱。
他不明白为什么会有人把遗嘱放在这里。
可等他看完信的内容的时候，他才发现这是多么的合理。

信上藏着一个巨大的秘密，关于一座宝藏的所在。
这显然是个高度机密的东西，怎么可能随随便便让人看到。

吕达把信揣在裤兜里，高兴得心都要跳出来了。

第二天，吕达就向老板请了假，驱车赶往宝藏所在地。

宝藏在很远的一个小镇上。
吕达到了之后，先给自己找了间房子。
他准备住下来，直到挖出宝藏为止。

宝藏在郊区的一片荒地上。
吕达小心翼翼地挖了好几天，可是却一无所获。
他想既然是宝藏，就一定埋在很深的地方，所以他就咬咬牙，继续往下挖。

一连十几天，吕达累得有些筋疲力尽。
坑好像永远都挖不到头，可是却什么东西都没有，甚至是一片旧瓦片。

就在吕达快要放弃的时候，他的铲子触碰到了一块坚硬的东西。
他欣喜若狂地把周围的土小心地挖开，最后把那块东西捧了出来。
等看清是什么东西，吕达一下子把它扔到地上，那是一颗骷髅头。

吕达愣愣地看着它，转念一想，既然有了人骨头，那宝藏就不远了。
他又打起精神，不停地挖起来。
可是直到黄昏，还是一无所获。

吕达提着铲子往回走的时候，愤恨地看了看那颗骷髅头，然后飞起一脚，把它踢飞了出去。

这时候，吕达注意到，什么东西从骷髅头里掉了出来。
他慌忙跑过去，捡起来。
又是一个纸条：我赌博输掉了所有家产和房子。
老婆和女儿离开了我。
走之前，她说我，你的脑袋是不是被驴给踢了。
我无比汗颜，只得在那所房子里自杀，然后在夹墙里留下了遗嘱，地址写上我的埋葬地。
我很想尝尝脑袋被驴踢了是什么滋味儿。
可是我觉得如果真有人拿着这份遗嘱来挖宝，那他才是脑袋被驴踢的人。

吕达气愤地把纸条撕碎，然后看到远处的骷髅头在对着他开心地笑。

Introduce:Lv Da was bought recently set secondhand room.
When decorating dozen of wall, he discovered a secondary floor in wall, there still is a letter actually inside, saying well and truly is a will.
He does not understand why to be met somebody puts the will here.
When can waiting for him to read the content of the letter, he just discovers this is how reasonable.
There is a huge secret on the letter, about the place of a treasure.
This is a high classified thing apparently, let a person how possibly see anyhow.
Lv Da puts the letter in trouser pocket, with joy the heart should jump out.
The following day, lv Da asked for leave to the boss, drive car is driven toward treasure seat.
Treasure is on a very far small town.
After Lv Da arrived, sought a room to oneself first.
He prepares take up one's quarters, till gouge treasure till.
Treasure is on a moorland of the suburb.
Lv Da dug several days cautiously, can be empty-handed however.
Since be treasure,he thinks, bury in very dark place certainly, so he bites gnash one's teeth, continue to be dug downward.
In succession ten days, lv Da is tired some are dog-tired.
Hole seems not to dig in the end forever, but however what thing is done not have, it is an old tile even.
Be about to abandon in Lv Da when, his scoop lay a finger on arrived a hard thing.
He is mad with joy the ground takes care the earth all round ground excavate, held that thing in both hands finally come out.
Wait looking clear is what thing, lv Da throws it to the ground at a draught, that is head of a skeleton.
Lv Da is stupefied be stupefied the ground looks at it, think better of thinks, since had person character, that treasure is not far.
He brace, keep digging rise.
But till dusk, empty-handed still.
When Lv Da is carrying scoop to turn back, detest ground sees that skeleton head, fly next one foot, kick it flew.
At that time, lv Da notices, what thing was dropped from skeleton ahead.
He runs over hurriedly, pick up comes.
It is a scrip: My gamble play away all family property and house.
Wife and daughter left me.
Before going, she says me, your head was given to kick by the ass.
I blush with shame extremely, be obliged to commit suicide in that house, left a will in clip wall next, the address is written on my burial the ground.
I want to tasted a head to be kicked by the ass very much is what flavor.
But if true somebody is taking this will to dig treasure,I feel, then he just is the person that the head is kicked by the ass.
Lv Da a furious scrip is lacerate, the skeleton head that sees far next is opening a person's mind to laugh to him.
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