搞笑鬼故事:糊涂鬼

清朝雍正年间，有一个叫汤继的孝廉。
年方二十。
他长的清秀文弱但颇有才学，而且为人刚正，行善乡里。
乡人都讲汤老爷善人有才必有福报。

庚戍年会试，这汤孝廉也准备干粮盘缠和一帮秀才们一起去应试。
他分在第四十九考场。
考试第二天晚上，月明星稀，凉风细细，汤孝廉将写完的文章逐字逐句的又斟酌了一遍。
然后就放心的睡了。

半夜里，他迷迷糊糊的听到有人撕书的声音。
他顿时心中不忿，这是谁不敬字纸，蔑视孔孟？刚要呵斥，他看到一个穿着白色衣裙披发女人。
身材苗条，柳腰盈盈，很是漂亮。
只见她背对着他，站在桌子边，手中拿着他的考卷正在一阵的狠撕。
考卷碎片变成蝴蝶在空中乱飞。
汤孝廉突然醒悟，这是在考场啊，这女人撕的可是自己的前程啊。
顿时他眼都绿了。
他轱辘一下坐起，气愤的大吼：“谁家刁妇，敢到这来扰乱考场？”这白衣少妇转过脸来，只见左边脸，杏眼，柳眉，樱桃嘴，瓜子脸，煞是漂亮，而右边脸却白骨森森。
在那里冷冷的看着他。
汤孝廉吓了一跳，感情这是遇到鬼了。
他心一横，说：“今生我不认识你，前生我也不知道，但我自问平生没做什么亏心事，你为什么来胡乱害我？”那少妇一惊，然后一脸愤怒的讲：“你还敢狡辩，你拐骗我女儿，和她发誓说今生如果对她不好就让你不得功名的。
你贪财负心娶了钱员外的女儿，还把我女儿休了。
城隍大人让我来撕了你的考卷，让你不得功名。
”汤孝廉一愣，然后大怒：“一派胡言，我汤继十六岁娶妻张氏，与雄县人，哪里娶过别人?你这个鬼怎么凭空诬赖人？”少妇也一愣，然后森森的看他一眼，嘴角一裂，说到：“你少狡辩，我女儿梦里讲你是个清秀文弱秀才，城隍大人讲，第四十七号考生，我看你也清秀，也是左数第四十七个人。
你还怎么抵赖，难道城隍大人会错吗？”汤孝廉顿时哭笑不得：“我是孝廉，不是秀才，而且我是四十九号，不是四十七号，你看看考卷。
”

少妇又一愣，拿起还没撕的考卷，仔细看了半天。
然后冲着汤孝廉福了一个礼，讲到：“先生对不起我弄错号了，中间有两个考场没人，我没数上。
”汤孝廉顿时哭笑不得。
一手指半天，讲到：“你走吧，我把撕了的重写一遍算了，还赶得上明天交卷。
只是你做鬼也不能这么糊涂啊”“走吧，走吧。
”女鬼又是一礼，然后白衣飘飘的飘走了。
汤孝廉秉烛奋笔，全然不顾隔壁的隔壁喧哗的声音。

第二天交卷后，汤孝廉听说四十七号考生中了邪，把考卷全撕了。
汤孝廉心说：幸亏她就撕了我两张，这世上怎么会有这样的鬼啊？

Introduce:Between quiet day Yong Zhengnian, have a filial piety cheap that calls Shang Ji.
Year square 20.
His long comely gentle and weak but have scholarship quite, and humanness upright, home village or town of do good works.
Countryside person tells soup lord charitable person to ability has blessing cable surely.
Geng Shunian can try, cheap of this soup filial piety also prepares solid food travelling expenses and a gang scholars to should try together.
He is divided in the 49th examination room.
Exam the following day in the evening, lunar star is rare, cool wind is fine, of the article word for word that Shang Xiaolian will write consider.
Slept with respect to what be at ease next.
In midnight, he hears somebody mistily to rip the sound of the book.
He the heart is immediately medium not angry, who is this irreverent wastepaper with characters written or printed on it, despise Kong Meng? Just wanted to berate, he sees skirt of garment of white of a dress wraps around hair woman.
The figure is slim, willow waist is filled with, it is beautiful very.
See her back only to him, the station is by the side of the table, the examination paper that there is him in the hand is being ripped in firm.
Examination paper fragment becomes butterfly to fly in disorder in sky.
Shang Xiaolian wakes up to reality suddenly, this is in examination room ah, the can be oneself future that this woman rips.
His eye is immediately green.
His wheel sit up, furious big growl: "Whose home sly Fu, dare disturb to this examination room? " turn aside of this white garment young married woman comes, see left face only, apricot eye, beautiful eyebrows, cherry mouth, melon seeds face, evil spirit it is beautiful, and right face however dense of bones of the dead.
Cold over look at him.
Filial piety cheap frightened soup to jump, feeling this is to encounter ghost.
His heart one horizontal stroke, say: "I do not know this life you, I am born to also do not know before, but all one's life of my ask oneself did not make what deficient a load on one's mind, why you kill me at random? " that young married woman one Jing, next one face tells angrily: "You are returned dare chicanery, your abduct my daughter, pledge with her say if this life is bad to her to let what you do not get a scholarly honour and official rank.
You are avaricious the daughter outside the member that negative heart married money, still rested my daughter.
Town god adult lets me ripped your examination paper, let you do not get a scholarly honour and official rank.
" Shang Xiaolian is stupefied, next bate: "Complete nonsense, my Shang Ji Zhang of 16 years old of wive, with male county person, where had married others? You this ghost how person of without foundation malign? " young married woman also is stupefied, next of dense see him, corners of the mouth is cracked, respecting: "You are little chicanery, you are being told in my daughter dream is a scholar of comely gentle and weak, town god adult is told, the 47th examinee, I see you comely also, also be different number the 47th person.
How do you still deny, is town god adult wrong? " Shang Xiaolian finds both funny and annoying immediately: "I am filial piety cheap, not be a scholar, and I am 49, not be 47, you read examination paper.
" young married woman another be stupefied, take the examination paper that has not ripped, looked carefully a long time.
Pouring good fortune of cheap of soup filial piety next a ceremony, tell: "The gentleman Is am sorry I get date wrong, have among8341