僵尸上网

去年的时候，我在长沙。
在网吧包月上网。

有一回，一个消息传到我这里，说是有那天晚上有赶尸的要从长沙附近经过。
“赶尸”不知道大家听说过没，常看鬼片的朋友们可能比较熟悉。
就是一个法师，带着一群头上贴着咒符的僵尸赶路。
本来这种事情应该是很隐蔽的，但不知道怎么回事，消息被传了出来，我的朋友们都拉我去看。
我根本就不信这个，就没去。
晚上的时候就到网吧上网去了。

我当时是在湖南信息港的聊天室，大家都叫“湖聊”的。
那天我一进去就看到有人在叫：“今天有赶尸的，大家快去看啊！”因为支持HTmL，所以字打得特别大。
我看了很不高兴，就说：“叫什么叫啊！那有什么赶尸的，骗小孩啊！”那人还很不服，就对我说：“那是你没见过世面！没见过不等于没有！”然后我们就掐上了。
吵了半天，我心烦得很，就一古脑的丢了几十个炸弹进去。
屋里的人渐渐就少了。
我也觉得没意思了，就准备退。
突然我发现里面还有一个，名字叫僵尸，就是刚才那个和我掐的那个。
搞了半天还是没把他炸掉，真没面子。

这个时候网吧的电话响了，是我一个朋友。
他去看赶尸了，我就问他怎么样。
他说别提了，什么也没看着，也不知是出了什么事。
我就笑他一通，叫你瞎起哄！电话挂了以后我继续回来聊。
我就问那个人你用什么系统啊？我连穿防火墙的炸弹都用了还没炸动？他嘿嘿一笑，也没说，就对我说你是炸不掉我的。
我很不服气，到网上的黑客站点又扒翻了一堆炸弹，继续来。

大约又炸了有半个钟头，他还是没事，还不停地冲我嘿嘿笑。
我急了，就一个劲儿问他，你到底什么东西啊？他说：“我不是东西。
”我乐了，哪有说自己不是东西的啊。
接着他又说了：“想知道我是什么就看看前面吧。
”前面？我一头雾水。

起身看了看前面，没什么啊。
不知道什么时候网吧的人都走完了，就剩一个人在前面坐着，看起来好象不是常客，身上的衣服也是脏兮兮的，皱皱巴巴，低着个头，好象睡着了。
没什么奇怪的。
慢，他的显示器是黑的，不明白。

我坐下来问：“前面的那个是你？”

他说：“你再看看。
”

我这边一抬头，还没站起来，就看见一张惨白的脸在我的眼前，离我鼻子尖只有一根烟头那么近，额头上贴着一张不知是什么字写的咒符。
我当时全身的血液一下子冲到头上，眼前一黑，昏了过去。
朦胧间还听到那人说：“现在你相信了吧。
”

第二天早上我被网吧工作人员叫醒了。
我赶紧问他昨天还有谁包夜了。
他说没人，我下意识的又看了看前面的显示器，上面显示在湖聊，只是里面一个人也没有，只有一行大红的字在上面飘着：“我要上路了！”我赶紧让工作人员看，他看了看，笑着说什么也没有啊，还把我拉到那台机器前面，指给我看，原来连电源都没开。
我又抬头看显示器，上面的字换了，变成：“我会回来的！”然后就黑了。

打那以后，我再没去过那家网吧。

Introduce:Last year when, I am in Changsha.
In the Internet bar package month gets online.
Have bout, a message passes me here, saying is to have those who drive cadaver want that day in the evening from Changsha around course.
"Drive cadaver " do not know everybody has heard of not, often see ghost piece friends may be more familiar.
It is a rabbi, taking the corpse that there is cuss accord with on a flock of heads to hurry on with one's journey.
Originally this kind of thing should be very those who concealment, but do not know how to return a responsibility, the message was passed, my friends pull me to look.
I do not believe this at all, did not go.
In the evening when get online to the Internet bar.
I at that time is the chatting room in Hunan information harbor, everybody cries " the lake chats " .
I went in to see someone is crying that day: "There is those who drive cadaver today, everybody looks quickly! " because support HTmL, so the word is hit particularly greatly.
I looked very grouchy, say: "What to call! What does that have to drive cadaver, cheat a child! " that person is returned very refuse to obey, say to me: "That is you had not seen world! Had not seen be equal to! " next we went up with respect to clutch.
Made a noise a long time, my be perturbed is gotten very, with respect to one ancient head lost a few bomb to go in.
The person in house gradually little.
I also feel uninteresting, prepare to retreat.
There still is suddenly inside my discovery, the name calls corpse, it is a moment ago that is mixed of my clutch that.
Was done a long time or did not drop his bomb, do not have face really.
The phone of this moment Internet bar rang, it is my friend.
He goes looking drive cadaver, I ask him how.
He said to be not carried, whats were looked at, also knowing was to give what job.
I laugh at him, call you blind jeer! After the phone was hanged, I continue to chat.
Do I ask that the individual what to system you use? Did I use even the bomb that wears firewall don't still have scamper to move? He hey hey laugh, also did not say, say what do not drop me to you are scamper to me.
I am very ill-affected, the hacker site to the net gathers up again turned over one caboodle bomb, continue.
About scamper have half hour, he still does not have a thing, still keep developing me hey hey laugh.
I am urgent, ask him with respect to continuously, you after all what thing? He says: "I am not a thing.
" I am happy, which have those who say which are not a thing.
Then he said again: "Wanting to know me is what looks in front.
" in front? My mist water.
Rise look in front, it doesn't matter.
Do not know when the person of the Internet bar goes, with respect to remnant a person is sitting in front, be like it seems that is not frequenter, the dress that goes up personally also is dirty, wrinkled, low build, seemed to be asleep.
It doesn't matter is strange.
Slow, his monitor is black, not clear.
I sit to ask: "In front that4606