黑夜

八卦

小丽是个爱八卦的女孩，什么事见风就是雨，常在背后议论别人的是非。

这天，班长不知为何没来上课。
小丽和男友聊天，谈到昨天路上碰到班长和班主任张老师走在一起。

小丽神秘地盯着男朋友：“这其中一定有不可告人的秘密！”

男朋友知道小丽的毛病，不打算说了，谁知小丽还在喋喋不休：“没准是师生恋！”

男朋友有些不高兴：“拜托，不要乱讲，张老师有老婆了，孩子都三岁了。
”

“哦？”小丽狐疑一下，“难道是婚外情？”

男朋友汗奔：“你不要乱说，班长也有男朋友了，乱说传出去不好。
”

“啊？”小丽惊讶，“原来是三角恋啊！”

男朋友哭笑不得，不知再说什么了。

这肘天空传来班长的声音：“是人鬼未了情。
”

开玩笑

二号路很荒凉，一直流传着闹鬼的传说，没什么人在这里做生意，行人自然也是很少。

小王整理着旅馆内的东西，一天下来无所事事，有时一连几天都没有一个客人登门。

正当小王摇头叹息的时候，一个浑厚的男声传了过来：“老板开间房。
”

小王抬起头，眼前站着一个高大的男子，戴着墨镜、围巾、礼帽、白手套……

虽然客人打扮得有些怪异，但有生意上门小王还是感到很兴奋。

“先生，身份证。
”

“没有！”客人回答的很干脆。

“没有身份证就不能开房。
”

客人怪异一笑，忽然从怀里拿出一把手枪，顶在小王的头上，阴沉的吐出两个字：“开房。
”

小王吓得瑟瑟发抖：“你……你要干什么！”

客人哈哈一笑拿起枪朝走廊的拐角处扣动扳机，小王捂着耳朵，只见一个塑料小球从枪里射了出来。

“哈哈，开个玩笑，假的。
”

小王长出了一口气，在反映过来后非常生气：“你他妈的想吓死我啊？”

对方哈哈一笑：“小兄弟别生气啊，我没带身份证就给我开一间吧。
”

“不行，这是规定！”小王说的很坚定，而且有一点幸灾乐祸的味道。

“真的不行？”对方反问。

“就是不行！”

对方又闪电般地从怀里掏出一把枪，顶在小王的头上：“这个可是真的！”

小王不信：“你开枪试试！”

中年人举枪朝门口开了两枪，砰砰，两声。

是真的！小王诡异一笑，低下头。

中年人凶相毕露：“快给老子开房！”

小王慢慢抬起头，眼眶乌青，双眼血红，嘴巴张得好大，露出两颗长长的獠牙。

中年人吓得惊呼一声，转身要跑。

小王哈哈一笑，从脸上拿下面具：“开个玩笑，假的！”

中年人非常生气，举起枪再次顶在小王的头上：“你他妈敢吓我？”

小王没有理会中年人：“你知道这条街为什么没有人吗？”

中年人一愣，没想到小王会问这个。

“听说这条街闹鬼。
”

“没错，来这儿的人都让我吃了。
”

中年人不可思议地看着小王。

小王张开大嘴，一口把中年人吞了下去，淡定地说：“我也只是开个玩笑。
”

Introduce:The Eight Diagrams is small beautiful the girl that is a love the Eight Diagrams, what thing sees wind is rain, constant the dispute of rearward comment others.
This day, the monitor does not know why to to attend class.
Small Li Henan is friendly chat, speak of monitor and classmaster were come up against on the road yesterday Mr.
Zhang goes together.
Small beautiful uncannily is staring at a boy friend: "This has the secret of hidden certainly among them! " the boy friend knows small beautiful illness, did not plan to say, who knows small beautiful still be in babble: "Not was teachers and students is loved definitely! " the boy friend is a little grouchy: "Request, do not want to be told in disorder, mr.
Zhang has wife, the child 3 years old.
" " oh? " small beautiful doubt, "Be extramarital affair? " boy friend sweat runs quickly: "You do not want to speak carelessly, the monitor also has a boy friend, speak carelessly pass bad.
" " ah? " small beautiful open-eyed, "Be trigonometry is loved so! " the boy friend finds both funny and annoying, do not know what to say again.
This ancon sky transmits the monitor's sound: "It is affection of person ghost unfinished.
" joking 2 roads are very desolate, one dc is passing the fokelore of be haunted, person of it doesn't matter is here deal, pedestrian nature also is very few.
Xiaowang is arranging the thing inside hotel, one the world comes faineant, sometimes in succession a few days call at sb's house of neither one guest.
When just when Xiaowang shakes his head,heaving a sigh, a simple and honest male voice passed: "Room of boss the standard width of a room in an old-style house.
" Xiaowang raises a head, there is a tall man before, although the guest dresses up some are barpquely,wearing …… of sunglasses, scarf, hat, white glove, but the business comes Xiaowang still feels very excited.
"Gentleman, id.
" " not! " what the guest replies is very flat.
"Do not have Id to cannot open a room.
" the guest is barpque laugh, take out gun of a party to an undertaking from the bosom suddenly, the top is on Xiaowang's head, spit two words murkily: "Open a room.
" Xiaowang frightens so that with a rustle quiver: "You should do your …… what! " the guest laughs the corner place that takes gun face aisle pulls trigger, xiaowang is covering auditive, see a plastic spherule was shot from the gun only.
"Ha, open a fun, false.
" small Wang Chang went out at a heat, very angry after report comes over: "Does your fuck want to frighten me dead? " the other side laughs: "Little brother fastens life, I did not take Id to open to me.
" " be no good, this is a regulation! " what Xiaowang says is very sturdy, and the taste that a bit take pleasure in other's misfortune.
"Be no good really? " ask in reply of the other side.
"Be no good namely! " the other side the ground like lightning draws out a gun from the bosom, the top is on Xiaowang's head: "This can be true! " small Wang Buxin: "You shoot try! " middleaged person is lifted14904