转世选择

“我老了，心也软了。
看你十辈子安分守己、庸庸碌碌，突然有点同情你。
你自己说说看，你下辈子想做什么？”

“多谢阎王爷给我这个机会。
我这个人没什么优点，但就是安分。
不给领导添麻烦，不惹领导不高兴。
我最看不惯单位里的那些年轻人不安分，凡事爱出头。
他们不安分，领导不就头疼了吗？他们一出头，不就显得我们不中用了吗？我希望大王赐给我足够的能力，下辈子去刹一刹世间这些不安分、爱出头的不正之风……大王，大王，您睡着啦？”

“……啊，你说完啦？人老喽，精神不济啦。
你能不能说简单点？” 鬼故事大全

“我下辈子想消灭不安分、爱出头的行为。
”

“好，我明白了。
判官，你记一下。
此人转世为一把指甲剪。
好，退堂！困死我了。
”

Introduce:"I am old, the heart is soft also.
See you 10 all one's life are, mediocre and unambitious, sympathize with you suddenly a bit.
Yourself says, what do you issue all one's life to want to do? " " father of many thanks Hades gives me this chance.
Advantage of that's all right of my this individual, but it is law-abiding.
Do not give a leader incommode, do not invite a leader grouchy.
I cannot bear the sight of those youth uneasiness in the unit to divide most, everything loves to come forward.
They are not law-abiding, didn't the leader headache? They come forward, do not appear are we lumpish? I hope king gives my enough ability, all one's life goes to Buddhist templeput on the brakes below one Buddhist templeput on the brakes is worldly the king of unhealthy tendency …… that these disturbed cent, love comes forward, king, are you asleep? " " …… , do you say? The person is old, mental not good.
Can you say simple point? " ghost story encyclopedia " the action that I leave all one's life to want to eliminate disturbed cent, love to come forward.
" " good, I understood.
Sentence an official, you are written down.
This person reincarnation is cut for a fingernail.
Good, retreat hall! Strand me dead.
Strand me dead.
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