钓鱼

宋楚去湖边钓鱼，虽然钓鱼的人很多，但是半天都没有人钓到一条鱼。

他无聊地向四处观望，旁边的两个人引起了宋楚的注意，那是一个瘦子和一个胖子。

瘦子瘦得皮包骨头，只穿了一件单衣；胖子身上严严实实的裹了很多衣服，看上去像是一只蹲在地上的狗熊，不知道他本身就很胖，还是穿了太多衣服的缘故。

就在宋楚观察他们的时候，那两个人也发現了他，盯着宋楚看了一会儿之后，三个钓不到鱼的人开始了聊天。

男人们聊天总是不会抛开吹牛这种事情，没过多久，三个人就为到底谁的胆子最大争执了起来。

宋楚得意地说：“以前有一个湖里淹死过人，怎么也打捞不到，别的人都不敢从湖边路过，但是我就敢每天都在里面游泳。
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胖子白了他一眼，鄙视地说：“这算什么，我家附近也有一个淹死过人的湖，我不但敢在里面游泳，而且有一次竟然从湖里面捞到一块死人的骨头。
我一不做二不休，索性把剩余的205块骨头也捞了出来，然后带回家塞在床底下。
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宋楚听后，不由惊讶地看了胖子一眼。

瘦子听后笑嘻嘻地说：“看来我胆子是最小的了。
我以前一个人在湖里游泳，听到有人走过来后就急忙藏在水下。
但是那个人下水不久就发現了我，他把我从水里拽了出来，然后带到他家。
晚上我趁他睡觉的时候偷偷溜走，由于被他从水里拽出来后一直光着身子，所以走的时候我偷了他一件衣服。
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片刻之后，宋楚联想到胖子说的话，惊恐地看着皮包骨头的瘦子，他到底偷了一件什么样的衣服？

突然，胖子对宋楚恶狠狠地说道：“現在你知道自己是最胆小的人了吧？那就把你的衣服借给我穿。
”说罢把裹在身上厚厚的衣服扯开，他的身上竟然没有一块皮肤，正在不断地向外面冒出鲜血。

瘦子依旧笑嘻嘻地说：“你知道我们为什么没有从湖里钓到一条鱼吗？因为我们要钓的是你这条大‘鱼’。
”

宋楚看了两个人一眼，对着瘦子冷笑道：“看来你是不记得我是谁了，那你是否记得你淹死在湖里之后，尸体上的肉是怎么消失的？”

瘦子呆了片刻，然后突然像看见恶魔一样惊恐的瘫坐在地上。

宋楚转过脸来，对着一脸茫然的胖子淡淡地说道：“不错，我就是一条鱼，每天在湖里游泳，专吃死人的尸体。
現在既然鱼已经上钩了，那就把鱼饵给鱼吧！”

说罢，宋楚一脚把吓得魂飞魄散的胖子踹进湖里，然后自己纵身一跃也扎进湖里。

Introduce:The Song Dynasty fishs by the side of Chu Quhu, although the person of fishing is very much, but angle without the person a long time a fish.
He is dull the ground to everywhere wait-and-see, two people on the side caused Song Chu's attention, that is an a thin person and a fatso.
A thin person is poor skinny, wore an unlined garment only; Severe tight wrapped a lot of dresses solidly on fatso body, look resembling is the black bear that crouchs on the ground only, do not know his itself is very fat, still wore the cause of too much dress.
Observe them in Song Chu when, those two people also send    he, after staring at Song Chu to look a little while, 3 angle the person that is less than a fish began to chat.
Male people chats to always won't cast boast this kind of thing, did not pass how long, the courage that who 3 people are after all is the greatest conflict rise.
Great of Hunan of the Song Dynasty says: "Have previously drown in a lake outstanding, how is the body also salvaged, other person not dare from lakefront transient, but I dare swim inside everyday.
" fat person became white he is one, distain the ground to say: "What do this calculate, there also is to drown near my home outstanding lake, I not only dare swim inside, and the bone that scoops up a the dead from inside the lake actually once.
My carry the things through,whatever the consequences, simply the rest 205 bone also were scooped up, bring back an a place of strategic importance to be below the bed next.
" after Song Chu listens, did not see fat person by open-eyed ground.
The ground says the grinning after a thin person listens: "Look my courage is the smallest.
A person is before me in the lake swim, after hearing somebody to walk over, hide in underwater hastily.
But then the individual enters the water to send    before long I, he dragged me from water, take his home next.
When I take the advantage of him to sleep in the evening, escape secretly, after because be dragged from water by him,coming out all the time disrobe child, when going so, I stole his dress.
" after moment, song Chu associates to the word that fatso says, frighten a thin person that the ground looks at skinny, a what kind of dress did he steal after all? Abrupt, fatso is ferocious to Song Chu ground say: "Does    know in you he is most coward? That rents me to wear your dress.
" say wrap thick on the body dress avulsion, there is a skin actually on his body, ceaselessly outward face appears blood.
A thin person as before grinning ground says: "Why do you know we did not angle from the lake a fish? What because we want,angle is you this big ' fish ' .
" Song Chu saw two people, sneer to a thin person: "Look you are who is remembering me, whether do you remember you drowning then in the lake later, how does the flesh on the body disappear? " a thin person stayed a short while, the paralysis that frightens suddenly like seeing devil next sits on the ground.
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