想变人形的老鬼

阴间老鬼，因为生前坏事做多了，所以不能投胎做人，经常被其它鬼耻笑。
有一次，它听说一个鬼仙神通广大，便前去求教，想学变人形的方法。

鬼仙斜眼看了看老鬼，说：“你知道怎么变人形吗？”

老鬼摇了摇头说、“不知道，我知道了还来找你吗？”

鬼仙道：“人有三魂七魄。
人死后，七魄飞散，一个魂守墓，一个魂归天，还有一个魂嘛，就是现在的你了。
记住了么？”

老鬼点了点头说：“记住了。
”

鬼仙又道：“鬼之为物，因形而异。
察川泽之气，经锻炼而蕴蓄，将三魂聚集在一起，就能若隐若现，变化自如。
现则有，隐则无，或现或隐则亦有亦无了。
”

老鬼茫然地摇头又点头，问道：“唉，大仙，我来学变人形，怎么变成亦有亦无了呢？亦有亦无是个什么东西呀？”

鬼仙听了哭笑不得，想了想说：“你真是个笨鬼，我看你也学不成，干脆去人间讨封吧。
”

老鬼道：“讨什么封呢？”

鬼仙道：“封你做人呀！不过，我丑话说在前头，这条路危险得很哟。
”

老鬼说：“怎么危险呢？”

鬼仙道：“阳间的人说你像什么，你就能变什么；倘若说你不像人，你就再也变不成人形了。
”

老鬼心想：这有什么危险呢，我本来就变不成人形嘛。
倘若自己运气好，被封成了人，岂不是不需修炼就能变成人了么？于是，决定去阳间碰一碰运气。

这天，老鬼来到一座山坡，见一个赤臂露胸的汉子正站在树林边叫骂。
老鬼悄悄走过去，细声细气地说：“老哥哥，你在骂谁呢？”

汉子听到声音，以为是上山来放牛的人，气愤愤地“哼”了声，指着面前砍断的树桩，头也不回地说：“几个偷树贼，我今天上山晚了一步，就把几根树偷走了，简直不叫人！”

老鬼说：“他们不叫人，我像不像人呢？”

汉子道：“你本来就是人，又没偷我的树，怎么不像人？”

老鬼一听汉子封他做人，心里说不出的喜欢，转眼间就真变成了一个放牛娃。

老鬼心想：这汉子是个大好人，一句话就让我变成了人，我再找他学一些人的动作吧。
他见汉子抬手揉眼睛，也跟着揉眼睛；汉子跺脚，他也跺脚。
汉子骂了一阵，火气也消了，坐在地上，拿出牛角笛吹起来。

笨卑见了，跑上去说：“我吹吹，我吹吹。
”

汉子瞪了他一眼，说：“你捣啥乱？我吹笛是让那些贼娃子知道山上有人护林，不敢来偷，你吹什么呢？”

老鬼说：“我没捣乱，我在向你学人的动作哩。
”

汉子见他傻乎乎的，觉得有趣，笑着说：“你这人真怪，这么大了，人的动作还不会吗？”

老鬼说：“你刚封我做人；我怎么会呢？”

汉子感到奇怪：“我封你做人？你难道不是人吗？”

老鬼说：“我是人就不来阳间讨封了。
”

汉子一怔，强作镇静地说：“那你原来是什么？变来我看看。
”

老鬼听了，身子一旋，变成他原来的样子。

汉子突然看见面前一个模样怪异的鬼，若隐若现，恍恍惚惚地好像一团烟雾。
他伸手一推，把他推倒在地，可摔在地上毫无声息。
汉子见了又惊又怕，转身就往山下跑。
跑了几步，又突然站住了，心想：坏了，坏了！自己无意中帮了这家伙的忙，罪孽不浅。
人鬼不同道，怎能让他变成人形留在阳间，长期与人相处呢！常言说：本性难移，再善良的鬼也是鬼，徜若他作祟害人，附近的人家就要遭秧了。
这个祸根是我种的，我得想个法子给他破了，使他变不成人形，赶他回阴间去为好。
拿定主意，汉子立即镇定下来，说：“你不是想学人的动作吗？我先教你跑步好不好？”

老鬼不知是计，点头说：“好。
”

汉子说：“我在前面跑，你在后面跟着我跑。
”说罢，抬腿就往山下跑。
跑下山坡，又跑过一条山沟，汉子回头一看，老鬼正在后面跟着哩。
他故意地跌一个跟斗，老鬼也模仿他的动作跌在地上，他揉膝盖，老鬼也把膝盖一揉一揉的；他慢，老鬼也慢；他快，老鬼也快，不远不近地跟在他后面。
这样跑了几里路，汉子上气不接下气，老鬼却面不改色，一点儿不觉得累。

汉子见这样下去不是办法，站着歇了一会，两腿运足力气，拔脚往回家的路上跑。
他一口气跑回，进屋把门一关，从墙上取下猎枪，填满枪子，然后举起牛角笛吹起来。
不一会，老鬼也跑到了门外伸手推门，门板又厚又结实，丝毫不动。

听见笛声，老鬼便站在门外喊：“我吹吹，我吹吹。
”

汉子把枪口从墙洞里伸出去，说：“给你吹吧。
”

老鬼把枪口咬在嘴里，正鼓着腮帮子用劲吹，突然“轰”的一枪，枪子从他嘴里钻进去，又从他后脑勺飞出来，打了一个大窟窿。

老鬼吓坏了，三魂吓散了，刚刚化成的人形也被打散，只好一溜烟地跑回阴间去了。

Introduce:Acheron old ghost, because be done to ruin sth before one's death much, so cannot reincarnation is an upright person, often be mocked by other ghost.
Once, it hears celestial being of a ghost is infinitely resourceful, before go asking for advice, want to learn to change the method of person entity.
Strabismus of ghost celestial being sees old ghost, say: "How do you know to change person entity? " old ghost shakes his head say, " do not know, did I know to still look for you? " path of ghost celestial being: "The person has 3 spirit 7 soul.
After the person is dead, 7 soul fly medicinal powder, a fetch defends a grave, a fetch passes away, still have a spirit, be now you.
Remembered? " old ghost nods say: "Remembered.
" ghost celestial being again: "Of ghost for content, because of form and different.
Cha Chuanze's gas, via taking exercise be latent, collect 3 fetch together, if show,can be like concealed, metabolic freely.
Have now, concealed is not had, or show or concealed also has also did not have.
" old ghost shakes his head absently nod again, ask: "Alas, big celestial being, I will learn to change person entity, how to become also have was also had? Also have a what thing is also be not being had? " ghost celestial being listened to find both funny and annoying, want to say: "You are a stupid ghost really, I see you also learn to won't do, flat go the world is denounced seal.
" old spirit way: "What to denounce to seal? " path of ghost celestial being: "Seal you to be an upright person! Nevertheless, I am ugly the word says advanced head, this path is very risky oh.
" old ghost says: "How dangerous? " path of ghost celestial being: "The person of this world says what you resemble, you can change what; If says your unlike person, you also do not change again adult form.
" old spirit heart thinks: This has what risk, I do not change originally adult form.
Him if is lucky, was sealed person, be not to need Xiu Lian to you can become a person? Then, the decision goes this world meets fate.
This day, old ghost comes to a hillside, the man that sees arm of a bare shows a bosom is standing in woods edge shout curses.
Old ghost gumshoe goes, ground of in a soft voice says: "Old elder brother, who are you scolding? " fellow hears voice, thinking is to go up hill comes cowherd person, furious anger ground " hum " sound, pointing to before the stub of stump, the head also does not answer the ground to say: "A few cultivate a thief secretly, I go up today hill became late one pace, cultivate a few spirit away, call a person scarcely! " old ghost says: "They do not call a person, do I resemble unlike person? " man talk: "You are a person originally, did not steal my tree again, how unlike person? " old ghost listens fellow seals him to be an upright person, the inarticulate in the heart likes, before you can say Jack Robinson became a child cowherd really.
Old spirit heart thinks: This fellow is an old good person, a word let me become a person, I look for him to learn the movement of a few people again.
He sees fellow carries the hand rubs an eye, also rub an eye accordingly; Fellow stamp, he also stamp.
Fellow scolded, internal heat also disappear, sit7054