交心

寂静的夜，人们还在睡梦中。
我躺在床上，忽然闻到一阵恶臭味，啊？

于是我看见，我的心脏又腐烂了，已经是第N次了。
心脏部位还在不断流出鲜血，还有让人恶心作呕的脓。
但是我现在根本顾不了弥漫整个房间的恶臭味，因为以现在的状态，我应该活不过明天了。

奸商就是奸商，交心生产的心脏也太垃圾了，一年就坏了12次，还那么贵！我一个孤魂野鬼哪儿来那么多钱？要不是我那个富翁密友每月都给我烧纸钱，我早就灰飞烟灭了。

“交心公司是吧？给我送个心脏来，钱明天再给。
”我急切地说。

回答竟然是：“对不起，没有。
我们生产的心脏已经卖完了。
”

“你废什么话？赶快给老娘送来。
”

“这个真没有。
”

“这个可以有！”

电话挂了。

Tmd！书上不是教我们遇到问题要换位思考吗？是啊，我为什么不能自己杀人取心呢？

于是，我开始了我的复仇计划。
你放心，我永远忘不了，是你害了我。
所以，我一定会回报你的。

那是一个，你和我约好在城郊见，你说那里风景很好，远离了城市的喧嚣。
因为你是我最好的朋友，我才这样相信你啊！我坐在草地上，却不见你来。
忽然，一块湿毛巾在背后死死地捂住我的嘴巴和鼻子。
(鬼怪吧:http:///转载请保留!)你残忍地将我的心脏取出，然后换在你的身上。
你有心脏病，可是你换了我的心，你的病就完全好了。
你为我举办了葬礼。

深夜，我去了你家，你看见我很惊慌。

我取出了你的心脏，不，这是我的。

好了，我可以永远无忧无虑地以一个孤魂野鬼的身份生活在这世上。

我是可以和你交心的，不是吗？呵呵。

你安心吧，我会用这一生将你供养。
我们是最好的朋友，不是吗？

Introduce:Silent night, people still is in sleep.
I lie on the bed, smell suddenly an effluvial flavour, ah? Then I see, my heart decayed again, had been N second.
Heart place still is in pour out of blood ceaselessly, still have the pus that makes a person disgusting and nauseating.
But I cannot be considered at all now diffuse the effluvial flavour of whole room, because with present condition, I should not pass alive tomorrow.
Unscrupulous merchant is unscrupulous merchant, the heart that company of lay one's heart bare produces also too rubbish, one year bad 12, so expensive still! Does where of tough spirit of my Gu fetch come so much money? If it were not for I that moneybags cater-cousin burns paper made to resemble money and burned as an offering to the dead every months to me, I destroyed early with respect to grey flying smoke.
"Is company of lay one's heart bare? Deliver a heart to me, qian Mingtian gives again.
" I say agog.
The answer is actually: "I am sorry, without.
The heart that we produce has sold.
" " what word do you waste? Deliver to old woman at once.
" " this is done not have really.
" " this can have! " the phone was hanged.
Tmd! Be to teach us to encounter a problem to want conversion to think on the book? Be, why cannot I myself commit murder take a heart? Then, I began my vengeance to plan.
You are at ease, I do not forget forever, it is you killed me.
So, I am met certainly redound your.
That is a summer, you and I agree to see in outskirts of a city, you say over there the scenery is very good, those who was far from a city is blatant.
Because you are my best friend, I just believe you so! I sit on the meadow, do not see you come however.
Suddenly, dead deathtrap of rearward of a wet towel covers my mouth and nose.
(Phantom: HTtp:/// is reprinted ask reservation! ) you take out my heart bloodily, change the body in you next.
You have heart disease, but you changed my heart, your disease is completely good.
You held funeral for me.
Late night, I went to your home, you see I am very alarmed.
I took out your heart, not, this is me.
Good, I am OK live carefreely on this world with the identity of tough spirit of fetch of a Gu forever.
I am OK with your lay one's heart bare, be? Ah.
You set your mind at, I can use this lifetime to make offerings to you.
We are best friends, be? 12611