长寿面

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今天是他老娘的生日,他买了一点卤菜和一把挂面往家走去。

“这老不死的,再不死老子就要被她拖死了”他在心里狠狠地想。

踏进家门的那一刻却开始把假笑堆到自己脸上:“妈,今儿您大寿,给您煮碗长寿面!”

老娘颤颤巍巍地拄着拐棍出来,眯着老眼看他,从鼻孔里挤出一个“哼”。

他假装没看见,进了厨房,这老不死的,平时那么虐待她居然还不死,今天不能再被她这病拖下去了!他偷偷取出怀里的一个小瓶…

“妈,面煮好了,您趁热吃!”他急急地端出那一大碗面,放到老娘面前,“以前是我不好,让您吃苦了,以后咱娘俩好好过。

“你真的…明白过来了?”老人的眼睛里有隐约的泪光,娘对儿子总是抱着最大的期望,她忘了以前的种种伤痛,立刻原谅了眼前这个不肖子。


“是啊,儿子我以后会好好孝顺您老人家。
”他趁机把碗又往老太太面前推了推,“面都要凉了,快吃吧。

“好,好!”老人激动地低下头吃面…

深夜,山路崎岖。
 鬼故事

他吃力地拖着一个大麻袋,嘴里还小声骂道:“还真他妈的重!”

挖坑,盖土,一气呵成。

他心满意足地回到家,倒头就睡。

半梦半醒之间,似乎有什么东西软软的拂过他的脸,他舒服地翻了个身,软软的,凉凉的…

“什么东西!!!”他大叫着惊醒。
却惊恐地看见老娘嘴角挂着一根面条,脸上泛着苍白的光幽幽地坐在床头望着他。

“唉…儿啊,着长寿面不应该咬断吃的呀,妈光顾着高兴忘了这茬呀…”

“妈,你,你怎么会…”

“唉,我是担心你以后也会犯和妈一样的错,特地回来教你别犯错的”冰冷的手指拂过他的额头,“这长寿面啊,是不能咬断的…”

一根晃晃悠悠的面条从老娘的嘴边慢慢垂下——瞬间伸进他因惊恐而忘了闭上的嘴里,如利剑一般,穿肠而过。

长寿面,是不可以咬断的…


Introduce:Today is him the birthday of old woman, he bought dish of a bit bittern and a fine dried noodles to go toward the home.
"This is old amaranthine, or else dead father is about to was procrastinated to die by her " he thinks in ground of firm of the firm in the heart.
Begin what step into a door however momently then pile him face to go up simperingly: "Mom, today you are big birthday, to you the bowl that boil grows noodles eaten on one's birthday! " ground lean on a stick wears old woman tottering walking stick comes out, narrow one's eyes is worn old soon he, squeeze from nostril give " hum " .
He pretends to did not see, took a kitchen, this is old amaranthine, at ordinary times so mistreat her to still do not die unexpectedly, today cannot again by her this disease procrastinates went down! He takes out the … of a pyxis in the bosom secretly " Mom, the area has been boiled, you take the advantage of heat to eat! " he carries a bowl of big scale urgently, put old woman before, "I am previously bad, let you bear hardships, later our woman two good have an easy time.
" " does your true … understand? " there is faint lachrymal light in the eye of the old person, the woman always is cherishing the biggest hope to the son, she forgot a variety of pain previously, excused immediately at the moment this unworthies child.
"Be, the son is met after me well filial your a respectful form of address for an old person.
" he takes the chance to go to the bowl again push before the old lady, "The face wants cool, eat quickly.
" " good, be good! " the old person is excited the ground is low the head eats … late night, hill road rugged.
He is delaying ghost story demandingly a hempen bag, still scold in a low voice in the mouth: "True still fuck is heavy! " digging pit, cover ground, get sth done without any letup.
Ground of his be perfectly satisfied returns the home, tumble into bed.
Half dream wakes partly between, have what thing it seems that soft the face that soft stroke crosses him, he crossed a body comfortably, soft soft, cool cool … " what thing! ! ! " he is crying to sleep lightly.
Terrified however the ground sees old woman corners of the mouth is hanging a noodle, floating wan light sits faintly in the head of a bed to looking at him on the face.
"Alas … ah, move long noodles eaten on one's birthday not should snap eats ah, mom patronage is worn glad to forgot this stubble ah … " " Mom, you, how are you met … " " alas, I am to worry to the fault with Mom also can make after you, specially come back to teach you not to err " the forehead that frozen finger stroke crosses him, "This grows noodles eaten on one's birthday, be cannot the … of snap " a noodle that shakes leisurely of shake from side to side by the side of the mouth from old woman slowly lop —— instant is extended in the mouth that because frighten,enter him and forgot to close, if Li Jian is general, wear bowel and pass.
Grow noodles eaten on one's birthday, it is not OK the … of snap
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