血啖荔枝
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作者的话:本故事虽然虚构,但这样的事实却发生在你我身边……
夏日的风带着一股子汗意,腻腻呼呼,一吹过仿佛一把油刷给身子刷上一层薄薄的油。
老王坐在水果摊里的小凳子上,眼皮一搭一搭往下掉,浑黄的眼珠此刻也没了精神。
昨晚刚进了一批好荔枝,是合江县的妃子笑。
这妃子笑可是有些来头,老王虽没读过什么书,但也知道四大美人之一的杨玉环,而妃子笑里的妃子指的可不就是杨玉环嘛!听隔壁水果摊陈老五的小儿子说,这妃子笑是以前杨贵妃极喜欢合江县的荔枝,但大明宫周边却没有这样的消暑圣果,于是唐明皇为了美人一笑就耗费了大量的人力物力去从遥远的合江给她运来。
想到这儿,老王哈哈一笑,露出了因为长期吸烟而发黑的一口黄牙。
他伸手往前面一堆比人高的荔枝里摘了一颗,剥了外皮就往自己口里扔,三不五下他便吃了个精光吐出了核,心道:“老子我也皇亲国戚一回!”
自打昨儿他从一果农那儿用低廉的价格意外收到了这批妃子笑,其他水果摊的店家可就对他急红了眼,直呼他小子不知前世做了什么大善事,这辈子能白捡这么好的荔枝,这买卖一倒差价可是净赚好几倍的美事儿。
就在老王快要闭上眼做个美梦的时候,这时一旁的陈老五扯了一颗妃子笑问:“老板,这荔枝咋个卖?”
正要见周公的老王听来了生意,扯着嘴角站起身来正想回价,可一起身却见到了那个一对老鼠眼的陈老五。
当下知道自己被戏耍了,老王不由双眼一瞪,用力往那只还想吃荔枝的手上一拍,然后驱赶道:“去!去!去!哪儿凉快哪儿待去,不要跟老子扯嬉皮!”
过一会儿。
老王闭着眼正要倒下去睡觉那刻,一个男人走过来隔着荔枝堆问:“老板,你荔枝好多钱一斤?”
“好多钱一斤?!老子的荔枝不按斤卖,按颗卖!”老王以为来人又是陈老五,不由没好气随意回道。
“按颗?按颗你咋卖?”
老王只想快点去睡觉,哪里理会那么多,随意扯了一个代表“发”的数字道:“八块钱一颗!”
“这么贵?”
“贵?你去看看其他勒荔枝,哪个有我便宜,比我便宜我都跟你买!”
说完也就没了声音,老王以为陈老五知难而退于是这便放心大胆地睡了起来。
就在老王梦见一双白嫩嫩的大腿时,突然天上下起了雨,而且这雨居然是一个个斗大的荔枝,砸在脸上好不生痛。
老王还没睁开眼,耳边就传来一声大吼:“给我起来!”
“嗯?”老王睁开眼看见自己身下一地的荔枝,有些不明所以,“你这是干撒子?”
“干撒子?!你不是说你荔枝八块钱一颗,你给我数数这里一共有多少颗!”
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青年人一笑,“数好了,你就全部给我买下来嘛,刚才都说好了撒。
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“刚才那个是你?”老王这下瞌睡全醒了。
“不然你以为是哪个?你不要跟我说你还以为是你老汉儿呀?儿子乖!”
本来老王还有些歉意,可一听这话,他就什么意也没了,只想赶快把这找事的人先撵走。
“玩笑话你都当真,不要来费我生意。
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“你说我费你生意?”青年双眉一皱,眼睛一眯从腰后抽出一把西瓜刀然后二话没说往老王胸前插了下去,一下不够还来了第二下。
鲜红的血飞溅在一个个饱满的荔枝上,老王瞪着眼睛一副不敢相信的模样倒在地上。
这时周围已经围了一些人,他们看着倒在地上的老头又看看拿着刀一脸凶相的青年人,心里有些胆怯。
一个小孩看到这幕“哇哇”大哭了起来,他母亲见青年人目光朝她儿子转来不由后脊梁发寒,于是赶紧抱着儿子就往见面的路口跑开了,留下了一颗颗啖血的荔枝无精打采躺在发热的地面。
Introduce:The author's word: Although this story is dummy, but such fact happens beside us however the wind of …… summer is taking idea of one share sweat, dirt grime breathes out, whiff ases if to brush oil to the body on one too thin thin oil.
Laowang sits on the taboret in fruit vendor's stand, eyelid is built drop downward, the eyeball with yellow muddy also did not have spirit at the moment.
Just entered a batch of good litchi last night, it is to add up to the imperial concubine of river county to laugh.
But have some of interest,this imperial concubine laughs, although Laowang had not read what book, but the Yang Yu annulus that also knows one of 4 old beautiful woman, and imperial concubine laughs at what the imperial concubine in points to can not be Yang Yu annulus! Listen to adjoining fruit to spread out young son of Chen Laowu says, this imperial concubine laughs is before the litchi that Yang Guifei likes to add up to river county extremely, dan Daming does not have fruit of such disappear heat emperor however by the side of Gong Zhou, then Tang Ming emperor laughed to expend many manpower material resources to go for beauty from close far away river to her carry comes.
Think of here, laowang laughs, bared a nigrescent because of long-term smoking yellow tooth.
He stretchs his hand forth the face picked in the litchi with one faster than the person crowd, pared cortical go to throw in him mouth, 3 not 5 he ate a with nothing left to spit a nucleus, heart path: "Father I also bout of relative of emperor close country! " make yesterday oneself he from one fruit grower there received this to approve imperial concubine laugh with cheap price accident, the inn-keeper that other fruit spreads out can is opposite he is urgent red eye, breathe out continuously his boy did not know preexistence to do thing of what big kind, this all one's life can collect so good litchi in vain, this buying and selling pours price difference can be the beautiful thing with very severalfold net.
Should close in old Wang Kuai when the eye makes a fond dream, at this moment aside Chen Laowu pulled an imperial concubine laugh to ask: "Boss, this litchi how sell? " the old Wang Ting with inquire for public week came the business, pulling corners of the mouth to stand up to considering a price, can see the Chen Laowu of small hole of that a pair of rat however personally together.
Instantly knows him by dally, laowang not by double eye one glare, still want to be patted on the hand that takes litchi toward that forcibly, drive next: "Go! Go! Go! Where does cool where wait for, do not pull play skin with father! " pass a little while.
Laowang shuts have sth in mind to wanting to go down to sleep to be engraved then, a man walks over to lying between litchi caboodle to ask: "Boss, your litchi a lot of money a jin? " " a lot of money a jin? ! The litchi of father is not pressed jin sell, by sell! " Laowang thinks bearer is Chen Laowu, not by do not have good energy of life to be answered at will.
"Press? By do you sell how? " Laowang wants to sleep quickly only, where to pay attention to so much, had a delegate at will " hair " digital path: "8 money! " " so expensive? " " expensive? You go seeing other Le Lizhi, which it is cheap to have me, 10515