饿死鬼(搞笑鬼故事)

1960年春，赵庄闹饥荒，过几天就有一个人被饿死。
死者倘若成年，家人就会设法用几块薄木板钉口棺材埋了。
倘若是半大孩子，家人就会用芦席将其一裹一扎，胡乱地扔在村后路边的乱坟岗上。
故此，夜晚的乱坟岗上常有磷火闪烁跳动。
庄上吃喝不愁的肉头户张怀说，他有天晚上还听见了乱坟岗众鬼魂喊饿的声音。

赵庄乱坟岗上有饿死鬼的消息传出后，外出的人再也不敢从乱坟岗附近的路上走。
大家情愿绕走几倍的冤枉路，也坚决避开这个有饿死鬼的地方。
一天，肉头户张怀闲得无聊，突然心生一计，说：“谁敢夜里端碗面条去喂芦席里的饿死鬼，我就赏他一锅玉米饼。
”听说可以得到一锅玉米饼，众人纷纷眼里放光，心动起来。
可一想到传说中的饿死鬼只要一见到活人，马上就会像狼一样扑上来撕咬，一个个又悄悄咽下几口口水，默默离开了。

张怀的口头告示传出三天后，村西头的丁三爷找到了他。
丁三爷耿直胆大，他对张怀说，他愿意夜闯乱坟岗，为快要饿死的老娘赢得救命的玉米饼。

出发的那天晚上，丁三爷当着张怀和众多亲友的面赌咒说，自己如果不亲自走到乱坟岗，夹起面条喂饿死鬼，就让他全家活不过这个春天。
张怀见丁三爷发此狠咒，也当众立下誓言，一旦饿死鬼将丁三爷撕吃了，他张怀负责为丁三爷的老娘养老送终。
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是夜，黑月头加阴天，伸手不见五指。
丁三爷端着一碗面条，凭着感觉，慢慢向乱坟岗上走去。
走至半道，一只鸟突然“叽歪”一声，从丁三爷的头顶上飞过去，吓得他头皮发麻，小肚收紧，直想尿尿。
到了乱坟岗上，借着朦胧的天光，丁三爷看见一个笆斗粗细的芦席卷筒儿。
他本想把面条倒在芦席上，转身就跑回家。
可转念一想：面条我都端来了，我还怕给饿死鬼喂上这一口？于是，丁三爷从腰间拔出筷子，夹起一大筷面条，弯下腰，将面条伸进芦席口。
只听里面“呼噜”一声，面条被吃掉了。
丁三爷以为是自己没夹紧，面条掉进了芦席里，忙又夹起一筷面条伸进芦席。
“呼噜”一声，这次吃得比上一次还快。
丁三爷的头立刻大了，乱发蓦然根根立起，嘴半张着，继而“妈呀”一声，丢了碗，掉头就往村里跑去。

此时，众人正在张怀家等着丁三爷喂完饿死鬼回来。
大家正在议论，突然听见张怀家的狗狂吠起来，紧接着有人“咕咚”一声，跌倒在门前。
众人拎了马灯出来一看，原来是丁三爷。
他脸色蜡黄，牙关紧咬，不省人事。
张怀见事不妙，赶紧招呼大家将丁三爷抬进屋里，在上嘴唇人中穴位处连掐三把，又用筷子撬开嘴巴，连灌几口茶水，丁三爷这才“哇”的一声，哭了出来。

事情过去了半个多月，丁三爷逢人便说饿死鬼的事情，搞得前庄后邻人心惶惶。
公社书记听到了此事，一口咬定是阶级敌人在搞破坏，立即派出民兵小分队到赵庄挨家挨户地搜查。
谁知，这一搜还果真搜出了结果。
丁三爷那天晚上端面条的蓝箍大海碗，竟然从一个名叫狗子的半大孩子的床底下搜了出来。
张怀平时怕人偷自家的东西，每件物什都留有记号。
现在，海碗从狗子床底搜出，碗底下的“张”字赫然在目，狗子无法抵赖，立马被带到公社，一五一十交代了事情的原委。

原来，饿得发昏的狗子听说丁三爷和张怀打赌，要端面条去喂饿死鬼，便悄悄卷个席筒，摸黑到了乱坟岗上，自己躺在里面装作饿死鬼，目的就是为了能吃上一碗山珍海味似的救命面条。

Introduce:1960 spring, zhao Zhuang suffers from famine, pass a few days to have a person by starved to death.
The dead's if is grown, family can try to use a few thin board nailed buccal bier to bury.
If is half big child, family can use reed mat general to be wrapped firstly plunge into, careless ground is thrown on the unmarked common graves of edge of village a way of escape.
Reason this, there often is wildfire to twinkle on the unmarked common graves of night jumpy.
Eat and drink on the village not head door Zhang Huai says the pork of anxious, he still heard numerous soul of unmarked common graves calls hungry sound in the evening one day.
After the news that there is starved to death sinister plot on Zhao village unmarked common graves comes out, the person that go out also dare not go from the road near unmarked common graves again.
Everybody would rather wind severalfold injustice way, determined also escape has the place of starved to death ghost this.
A day, fleshy head door Zhanghuai twiddle one's thumbs, abrupt heart is unripe one plan, say: "Who dare carry bowl noodle to feed the hungry devil in reed mat in night, I admire his one boiler hoecake.
" hear can get one boiler hoecake, everybody puts light in the eye in succession, enchanted rise.
The hungry devil that can think of fokelore is medium should see living person only, worry attacks like meeting resembling wolf immediately, each swallows stealthily again a few mouth water, left silently.
After oral annunciate of Zhang Huai comes out 3 days, the Ding San father of the head found the village on the west he.
Honest and frank of Ding San father is audacious, he says to Zhang Huai, he is willing night enters unmarked common graves, to be about starved to death old woman wins the hoecake that help.
Set out that day in the evening, ding San father swears before the face of Zhanghuai and numerous relatives and friends say, if oneself do not walk along unmarked common graves personally, the noodle since clip feeds starved to death ghost, make his family vivid do not spend this spring.
Zhang Huai sees Ding San father sends this firm cuss, also establish next oath in public, once starved to death ghost rips Ding San father,ate, his Zhang Huai is in charge of the attend upon a dying relative of old woman provide for the aged that as form of a address for an official or rich man for Ding San.
(Phantom: HTtp:/// is reprinted ask reservation! ) it is night, black month head adds a cloudy day, stretch his hand not to see the five fingers.
Ding San father is carrying a bowl of noodle, with the feeling, go up to unmarked common graves slowly.
Go to half, a bird is abrupt " Ji is crooked " , fly from the top of head that Ding San as form of a address for an official or rich man, frighten his scalp pins and needles, little stomach is tightened up, think make water continuously.
Arrived on unmarked common graves, borrowing hazy daylight, the reed mat reel that Ding San father sees quality of work of a round-bottomed basket.
He wants to pour noodle on reed mat originally, face about runs back to the home.
But think better of thinks: I carry noodle, am I still afraid that to hunger devil is fed get on this one? Then, ding San as form of a address for an official or rich man from pull out between the waist chopstick, clip removes noodle of one big chopsticks, stoop waist, extend noodle into reed mat mouth.
Listen only inside " part of speech " , noodle was eaten off.
Ding San father thinks is he do not have clamp, noodle fell into reed mat in, busy place an one chopsticks noodle to extend again into reed mat.
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