鬼扮鬼

我在状元坊开了一家“怕怕整人玩具店”，生意还不错，前来帮衬的基本都是一些中小学生，他们最喜欢买一些放屁声袋、假大便、假器官、痒粉等小玩意去整人。

最近，我店里进了一批更加的商品，就是“人体感应发声鬼面具”。
这种面具是集中了恐怖片里那些鬼怪的特点设计出来的，戴在脸上，通过静电感应，骷髅面具的眼珠和牙齿会随意抖动，同时还会发出可怕的鬼叫声。
有一天，店打烊后，我经不住好奇心戴上那个面具去照，结果把自己吓得整夜睡不好觉。

很少有人买这种面具，除了恐怖，也许还有一个原因是它零售价偏高，一个要卖91元。

一天晚上，雨淅淅沥沥地下个不停。
这种鬼天气，逛状元坊的人少得可怜，几乎没有顾客上门。
我正准备打烊，忽然走进一个四十上下高高瘦瘦的男人。
他一进门，啥也不看，就指着挂在上面的“人体感应发声鬼面具”说：“老板，我要这个。
”

我把面具取下来，他把它往头上一戴，在镜子前面仔仔细细地端详，双手配合着做出各种的动作。

一会儿，他把面具摘下来，问我：“老板，你店里还有多少？”

我愣了一下：“10个，你要多少？”

“那远远不够，我要100个。
”

不是吧？我撇了撇嘴，诈骗又有新玩法了？看我一脸不信，他掏出钱包，数了一沓钱给我，说：“老板，你零售价91，我要这么多，算90应该可以吧？一百个就是9000块，我先付3000块定金，明晚来提货，怎么样？”

我赶紧把钱过了一个验钞机，一张假钞都没有。

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“可以可以，没问题，我开张收据给你。
”

“不用了。
”说完，他留下钱，头也不回地离去。

我看着那3000块钱，好奇心顿起：他要买这么多面具干嘛？化妆舞会？只一种面具那不太单调了？拍电影？电影制片厂有的是道具，至于向我这种小店买吗？

最后我甚至想到一种可能——但，不会吧？该不会是犯罪集团要的吧？

第二天晚上，他前来提货了。
验货、交钱，一切都很顺利。
我实在忍不住好奇心，便问：“老板，能告诉我，买这么多面具干嘛吗？”

他问我：“你真想知道？”

“是啊，如果你方便说的话。
”

“我当然方便说，只怕你不方便听。
”

“不是吧？听听哪有不方便的？”我大惑不解。

“那我告诉你，你不要被我吓着了。
”

这么说，难道真是犯罪用的？但我还是点了点头，“说吧。
没事。
”

他看着我，叹了口气，“其实我是阴间旅游开发的，现在开放了，你们人也可以到阴间旅游观光了。
可是那些游客一到阴间，都大感失望，说你们鬼怎么都长成人样？鬼不应该是这样的，太不好玩了！结果，没多久就游客锐减，哪怕我们祭出旅游送阳寿的优惠政策也不见起效。
没办法，我们经理只好想出这招，派我上来买这些面具，扮成你们人想像中鬼的模样，希望满足你们的猎奇心理，多招些游客，搞活阴间的旅游经济。
”

我目瞪口呆。
他说完，便背起那一大包面具便走了出去。

说实话，我当时真以为他跟我开玩笑，可是我朝他的背影看了一眼，整个人就站不住了：他走路的时候，脚根离地至少有10厘米……

Introduce:I opened in lane of Number One Scholar " be afraid of be afraid of give others a hard time toyshop " , the business is good still, those who come round to assist is basic it is a few middle and primary school are born, they like to buy bag of sound of a few fart, false defecate, false organ, urticant pink to wait most gadgety go giving others a hard time.
Recently, one batch is entered in my inn more bloodcurdling commodity, namely " human body induction phonates ghost mask " .
This kind of mask was to center horror piece the characteristic of those li of phantoms is designed, go up in the face, pass electrostatic induction, the eyeball of skeleton mask and tooth can shake at will, still can give out terrible ghost cry at the same time.
One day, after inn put up the shutters, I via living curiosity wears that mask to look in the mirror, the result frightens him so that sleep all night bad to become aware.
Very few somebody buys this kind of mask, besides horror, still perhaps having a reason is on the high side of its retail price, one should sell 91 yuan.
A day night, rain washs rice underground of drop of the sound of rain is ceaseless.
Weather of this kind of ghost, ramble the person of lane of Number One Scholar is had pity on less, come without the client almost.
I am preparing put up the shutters, walk into a 40 fluctuation suddenly high thin thin man.
He takes the door, what also does not look, pointing to hang above " human body induction phonates ghost mask " say: "Boss, I want this.
" I take the mask, he wears it toward the head, look up and down carefully, both hands is cooperating to make all sorts of fearsome motions.
A little while, he picks the mask, ask me: "Boss, how many is there still in your inn? " I was stupefied: "10, how much do you want? " " that is far insufficient, I want 100.
" be? My twitch one's mouth, does bilk have again play a way newly? See me one face is not believed, he draws out a purse, counted one crowded money gives me, say: "Boss, your retail price 91, I want so much, calculate 90 should OK? 100 are 9000, I am prepaid 3000 deposit, come tomorrow evening pick up the goods, how? " I spent money rapidly machine of bank note of a check, a piece of counterfeit money is done not have.
The sky drops pasty really! (Phantom: HTtp:/// is reprinted ask reservation! ) " OK and OK, sure, I open business receipt gives you.
" " need not.
" say, he keeps money, the head also does not answer the ground to leave.
I look at those 3000 money, curiosity rises suddenly: Should he buy so much mask to work? Make up ball? A kind of mask is that not quite drab? Film? The film studio has a plenty of prop, as to is to me this kind of small shop bought? I think of a kind even finally likelihood —— but, won't? Should won't be guilty group those who want? The following day in the evening, pick up the goods comes before him.
Examine goods, make money, everything is very successful.
I cannot help really15516