搞笑鬼故事:饿死鬼

出租房里的电视上正播放着一年一度的春晚，而我的肚子却在这个时候传来一阵阵咕咕的叫声，无奈之下，从床上扒拉起来，翻出一袋速冻汤圆倒进锅子后就看起了电视。
等了许久，电视中出现的新年倒数的钟声，看着里面人们一家团聚其乐融融的样子，我不由自主的抽泣起来。
哎，已经两年没有回家的我在外孤苦无依的飘荡着，看着这出租房内一片凄苦连个窗花都没有，哪儿去找什么年味。
刚过十二点，一阵冷风冻得我不由自主的打起了喷嚏。

“乒乒乓乓”一阵锅碗瓢盆的碰撞声随着新年的钟声突然在这个时候响了起来。
循着这声响我的目光朝着厨房的方向望了过去，又是一阵碰撞声，我暗自嘀咕了起来“妈的，这大过年的，不会遭贼娃子了吧？”一想到锅中还煮着汤圆，我急忙顺手抄起了一把折叠板凳猫着步子朝厨房踱过去，刚到门口，我腾出一只手迅速的打开厨房的白炽灯想看看这谁这么不长眼，都偷到我头上来了。

可就在灯开的一瞬间，我立马蒙了，直直的矗立在了当场。
只见得一个全身瘦骨嶙峋的老者正把手伸进锅中，在仔细一看，妈呀这老头哪儿有半点人的样子？这大冬天的赤裸着上身，干枯发黄的皮肤包裹着光秃秃的肋骨。
花白的头发稀稀拉拉的落在秃头上，而一双大的出奇的眼睛，却深深的突了出来盯着汤圆，仿佛那眼珠儿立马就要掉下来一样。
我晃晃地上，哪儿有半点儿影子……

恐惧，沉默的恐惧弥漫了我的身体，回过一点神后我大叫一声“妈呀”之后便头也不回的拔腿就跑。
可有句话叫做：“人倒霉喝凉水都塞牙缝”，刚刚奔出厨房的我却不知怎么的被自个儿给绊了一下，轰的一身倒在了冰凉的地上。
这一摔可着实不轻，直让地上的我来了个七荤八素昏天暗地。
我绝望的想到：这下完了，这2012年，老子还真是过不上了。
想罢便直躺在地上等着那老鬼来收拾我了。

可等了约莫一分钟左右，整个屋子里也没有什么动静，我悄悄的睁开双眼，只见得刚刚还是通亮的房子现在却变得漆黑一片，又是一阵寒风吹到了我的身上冻的我鸡皮疙瘩都掉了一地。
突然，漆黑的天花板上一阵响动。
之后一个苍老的声音从后面传了过来：“咳。
。
。
咳，你个年轻人怕个啥子？小老儿不就是吃你两个汤圆嘛。
嘁……”一听这个声音我立马想到了厨房中的老鬼。
本来就处在崩溃边缘地我再听这么一说，立马晕了过去，嗝屁了。

第二天，我从地板上吃力的爬了起来，看着四周没什么动静。
恐怕这老鬼是走了，阿嚏……

之后的一个星期，我患了重感冒，再然后我连房租都没要直接卷铺盖回了老家。
哎，这过年的饿死鬼还真是惹不起啊……

Introduce:Broadcasting on the TV in rental room annual spring late, and my abdomen transmits a cry of a cluck cluck in this moment however, but under, push lightly from the bed rise, TV watched after turning over stuffed dumplings masse of glutinous rice flour served in soup of a bag of quick-freeze to fall into bowl.
Waited for for a long time, the ding of the New Year reciprocal that appears in TV, look at inside people reunites the appearance of be in harmony of its Le Rong, I can't help sob rise.
Hey, I what had not come home two years am outer Gu bitter unfriended is drifting, look at this inside rental room one bleak connect a paper-cut for window decoration to be done not have, goes what looking for year flavour.
Just passed at 12 o'clock, aspic of an air cooling got what I can't help to hit sneeze.
"Ping ping-pong to bang " the collision sound of basin of gourd ladle of bowl of a boiler is in suddenly as the ding of New Year this moment rang.
Abide is worn this noise my look forward the way of the kitchen looked the past, it is sound of a collision, I talked in whispers to rise secretly " of Mom, this spends the New Year greatly, won't slave by the thief? " there still is stuffed dumplings masse of glutinous rice flour served in soup in thinking of boiler, I hastily conveniently took cat of bench of a fold to wear pace of pace day kitchen goes, just arrived doorway, the incandescent lamp that I vacate a hand to open a kitchen quickly wants to see this who so not long look, came to my head secretly.
What can leave in the lamp is flashy, I was cheated immediately, stand tall and upright continuously in continuously on the spot.
In seeing so that an old man with bony whole body is extending the hand into boiler only, looking carefully, mom ah the look that where of this old man has the least bit person? This bare the upper part of the body of big winter, the skin with sere yellow hair is lapping the rib of bald.
Of the hair sparse of grey fall in bald-headed on, and a pair of big exceptionally eyes, deep however dash forward come out to staring at stuffed dumplings masse of glutinous rice flour served in soup, as if that eyeball like be about to fall down immediately.
I shake shake the ground to go up, where has fear of half shadow …… , silent fear diffused my body, after answering a bit god, I cry " Mom ah " later the head also does not answer begin to run.
Can a word is called: "The person is hapless drink cold water to fill in slit between the teeth " , just I of kitchen of rush out of do not know however how by give from height stumbled, banging a suit was in on icy ground.
This throws reality of manage to make do not light, I what let the ground go up continuously came a 7 meat or fish 8 element faint day of dark ground.
I think of acedialy: This falls, this 2012, father still is to did not pass to go up really.
Want to lie in the ground continuously classy then old ghost clears away me.
Can wait for about one minute or so, there also is what activity in whole house, I stealthily open double eye, see so that the house that still just is well-illuminated becomes inky however now only, it is skin of my what freeze on the body that a cold wind blew me chicken7356