写在鬼节的鬼故事

去年的今天，我在自己的梦里游走了很久也没有醒过来，被家人送到急救的过程中有人用了最后一招，电击了一次不行又加压试了一次，加压试了一次不行又加压试了一次，就这么三番五次过后我被人家宣判了死刑！

我属于安乐死，一点痛苦都没有，然而这可害惨了我哪新婚不久的妻子，蜜月中我就这么稀里糊涂的死在了温柔乡里，有人说，这就是年轻人不懂得如何爱惜自己身体的结果，一时的贪欢毁了自己也毁了一个刚刚组建起来的家。

作为一个女人，尤其是在男女新婚不久就突然遭遇到了如此大的变故，这个打击真的很大，然而在外人眼里，这漂亮的女人就是红颜祸水。
这个时候，我的妻子玉儿才二十三岁，接下来对于一个已婚的年轻女子来说，她将要面临守一段时间的寡，她能为我披麻戴孝多久，这个问题好像要暂时搁置很长一段时间了吧！再说，我现在已经死了，接下来她要干什么我想管也管不了了。

掐指算来，我在安逸陵园入住好像也有一年了，明天刚好是七月半，也就是说正好是我一周年祭日，话说，住我隔壁的刚好就是某一高官私生女，看碑文，她比我大了三岁，问她是怎么死的，她面带怨气似的嘴里不停地诅咒着某个负心汉男人的名字，男人的名字我好像很耳熟，问她这男人姓什么，她说操他妈的这个乌龟王八蛋姓曹，莫非你也认识他？曹恩太对吧。
对，就是他，我第一次跟姐妹们去泡酒吧，他跟几个小流氓样子的人就凑到我们跟前摆阔，姐妹中有人跟他们拼啤酒喝，结果阵营两方很快就有人一个个败下阵来，还好我这人天生酒量不错，最后我和曹恩太这小子打了个平手，说是平手，其实最后当我在宾馆的房间里醒过来的时候，眼前的一幕着实吓了我一大跳，五男三女衣衫不整的横七竖八的就挤在了一张床上！最令我尴尬的事情就是，就是，曹恩太这小子的双手竟然明目张胆的就放在了我的两只乳房上，因为房间里我是第一个醒的人；所以我不想让其他人事后笑话我，之后我就鬼迷心窍了似的跟他好上了，具体是什么原因，作为男人，你现在站在男人的角度替我分析分析。
我问她，你这都是什么时候的事情啦！对，我上吊自杀那年刚满十七岁，这个时候身为男人的我跟她肩并着肩正好坐在自家的墓碑前仰望着蔚蓝色的星空呢！

夜很快就消失到了云端之外，三更过后天空就逐渐明朗起来了，我和她坐在墓碑前等待着自己的至亲之人的到来。

我和她各自用心呼唤了很久亲人的名字，直到午后一两点钟过后，安逸陵园才逐渐热闹起来了，直到三点一刻，我和她始终不见有家人到来的迹象！就在人家享受人间烟火接近尾声的时候，快四点钟了我家玉儿才畏首畏尾的领着一个男人到了我的墓碑前，玉儿神色慌张的屈膝跪在了我的面前，心里一个劲地跟我唠叨着，老公，我这也是没有办法的办法呀！谁让我肚子里已经有了你的骨肉呢？！唉，我这也是权宜之计，再说，我肚子里的孩子还是瞒着他的呢？！不过，好老公，你现在在哪边一定要照顾好自己，等我把咱们的孩子抚养成人后，到时间了我一定会下来跟你再续前缘的，老公，乖，你千万别记恨我哦！再说，我这也是为了保全我们俩的结晶呀！我这人天生就容易被人家的几句话所感动，我忍不住问她，玉儿，我爸我妈，我哥我姐，今天他们咋就没有来呢？！坐我隔壁的大姐插了一句，八成你家父母、哥哥姐姐跟你老婆已经断了关系啦！我告诉她，你不要插嘴好吗？这可是我的家事。
得，她不说话了，再看她时，我觉得她蛮可怜的，死了也没有亲朋好友来祭拜，我过意不去，你来，你就坐过来跟我一起分享食物吧！就在我和她吃到一半的时候，我家玉儿身边的男人不知道接了谁的一通电话跟着就在她耳边嘀哩咕噜了几句，跟着我家玉儿俯身摸着我墓碑上的照片，老公，如果你现在活着该多好呀，对不起！他在催我呢？！我等字还没有出口，她和哪男人就草草了事，一通鞭炮乱响，搞得我和她都没来得及收纸钱，今天我的祭日就这么急匆匆的收场啦！

等我家玉儿抽身闪入车厢，这下我才领会到这个世界上的女人要有多现实就有多现实啦！不过话反过来说，我想，我家玉儿可谓是用心良苦啊！这小子稀里糊涂的当了我的替身，我想，我家后续有人这应该就是我生前积德行善的最大回报吧！

Introduce:Last year today, I wandered in my dream very long also did not wake, the somebody in the process that is sent hospital first aid by family used last device, electrical shock be no good pressurization tried, pressurization tried to be no good pressurization tried, so after again and again passes, I was adjudged by the family capital punishment! I belong to euthanasia, a bit anguish is done not have, however this can be killed miserable my where newly-married before long wife, in honeymoon I so of muddleheaded die in tender home village or town, someone says, this is the youth does not know the outcome that how cherishs him body, temporarily corrupt destroyed oneself happily to also destroy to just establish the home that rise.
As a woman, encountered so big unforeseen event suddenly especially in newly-married of male and female before long, this blow is very big really, it is however in alien eye, this pretty woman is female disaster water.
This moment, my wife jade ability is 23 years old, next for married to young woman, she will be faced with the few that defends period of time, she can wrap around for me Ma Daixiao how long, this problem seems to wanted to lay aside very long period of time temporarily! Besides, I had died now, what should she do next I think the canal also is in charge of not know clearly.
Clutch points to calculate come, I am entered in easy and comfortable cemetery seem to also have one year, tomorrow just is July half, that is to say as it happens is me a year festal, the word says, live next door me just is some curule and bastard female, see epitaph, she is bigger than me 3 years old, ask she is how dead, her face takes complaint like keep cursing a certain name that bears heart Chinese man in the mouth, I am like the man's name very familiar to the ear, ask her this what to the man surnames, she says to hold fuck this tortoise bastard surnames Cao, is it possible that do you also know him? Cao Entai is right.
Yes, it is him, I go with sisters for the first time bubble bar, he arrives with respect to collect with the person of appearance of a few hooligan in front of us parade one's wealth, the somebody in the sister spells beer to drink with them, result a group of people of same interest two very fast with respect to somebody each is defeated below blast come, not bad my this person is natural capacity for liquor is pretty good, this boy hit I and Cao Entai finally a deuce, saying is deuce, it is when me finally actually in the room of guesthouse when waking, the one act before frightened me to jump greatly indeed, 5 male of the in disorder with not whole unlined upper garment of 3 female garments squeeze on a piece of bed! The issue that makes me awkward most is, namely, the both hands of Cao Entai this boy actually on two is put in me breasts of brazenly, because I am the first awake person in the room; The jest after so I do not want to allow someone else thing I, later I with respect to be obsessed like as good as him went up, specific it is what reason, as the man, you stand in the man's angle to replace me now12325