小沈阳的鬼故事

一女子下夜班回家，一男子尾随图谋不轨，女子慎怕，路过坟地，机灵一动，对坟墓说：爸爸，我回来了，开门啊！男子大惧，哇哇大叫奔逃。
女子心安，真要离开，忽然从坟墓中传来阴森森的声音：闺女，你又忘了带钥匙啊。
女子惊骇，也哇哇大叫奔逃。
这时从坟墓里钻出个盗墓的说：靠，耽误我工作，吓死你们！盗墓的话音刚落，发现旁边有个老头正拿着凿子在刻墓碑，好奇，问之，老头愤怒的说：奶奶的，他们把我的名字刻错了.
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盗墓的大惧，哇哇叫着奔逃。
老头冷笑一声：靠，敢和我抢生意，还嫩点.
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正说着，一不小心凿子掉在地上，老头正要拾，一弯腰，发现凿子握在草丛里的一只手里，老头正在吃惊，突然一个声音说：你找死啊，乱改我家的门牌号。
老头屁滚尿流，滚下山坡。
这时一拾荒者从草丛爬出，“他娘的，搞一块铁也得费这么大劲~"

Introduce:The evening shift below one woman comes home, against the law of conspire of one man follow at sb' heels, woman careful be afraid of, transient cemetery, argute easily, say to graveyard: Father, I came back, open the door! Man big fear, wow cry flee.
Woman heart is installed, want to leave really, transmit spooky sound from inside graveyard suddenly: Girl, you forgot to take the key again.
The woman is frightened, also wow cry flee.
Say from what a rob a tomb gets in graveyard at this moment: Lean, delay me to work, frighten you dead! The one's voice in speech of rob a tomb just fell, there is an old man to taking chisel to be in on the side of discovery quarter gravestone, curious, ask, the old man says angrily: Of the grandma, their name me engraves a fault.
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The big fear of rob a tomb, croaky move flees.
The old man sneers: Lean, dare grab the trade with me, bit tenderer.
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Saying, one not careful chisel is dropped go up, the old man is wanting to pick up, bow, discover chisel holds a hand in brushwood in, the old man is startled, suddenly a voice says: Your court death, change the door name of my home in disorder.
Old man fart rolls make water to flow, roll downhill slope.
At this moment one glean and collect scraps person climb from brushwood, "Of his woman, do an iron to also must expend so big strong ~ "12343