爱狡辩的人

王二是个很爱狡辩的人，说好听点是狡辩，说得难听就是抬杠，他的话总是让人哭笑不得。

一天他骑着二八自行车撞上一个人，那人骂了他几句。

他说：“你骂我千什么？又不是我撞的你，明明是车子撞的。
”

“你神经病吧？看我的胳膊都被蹭破了。
”那人气愤地说。

“蹭破你胳膊的是水泥地，和我有什么关系？”

那次，王二被狠狠地揍了一顿，可他的这个毛病却一直未变。

几年后，王二发财了，开上了好车，住上了好楼，也学别人包养起了小三儿。

妻子发现了，他说：“是她勾引的我……”

“那你和她断了，别再去找她。
”妻子气得满脸通红。

“去找她的是我的腿，我可管不了它。
”

妻子对他的这种性格忍受了多年，以为自己早就已经习惯了，可这句狡辩的话却深深地伤害了她。

她哭着说：“离婚吧，不过财产要分我一半。
”

王二这人不仅爱抬杠更是非常吝啬，他之所以没有先提出离婚，也是怕自己辛苦赚来的钱被这个黄脸婆分走一半。

几天后王二带着和小三预谋的计划，把妻子约了出来。
开车来到了一片荒郊野地，他拿刀子捅死了妻子，把藏在一处早就踩好点的树洞里。

王二向警察报了失踪，因为没有任何能证明这起失踪案与王二有关联的证据，警察也没有对他产生什么怀疑，他和小三继续偷偷摸摸地混在一起。

一天晚上，他突然接到一条短信：我在树洞里，好难受啊。

王二回道：那你找树洞说去，和我有什么关系？

那边很快回复了：是你杀了我，我要找你报仇。

王二：我才没杀你，是刀子杀死了你……

那边回道：拿着刀子的是你的手，不是吗？

王二：我的手才没杀你，它是受大脑控制的。

短信没再回复。

第二天，那个小三起床看见了眼神空洞的王二躺在自己身旁。

法医解剖尸体惊奇的发现，王二的颅骨里竟然空空如也，没有一点脑组织。

Introduce:Wang Er is a person that loves chicanery very much, saying Orphean point is chicanery, say offensively to carry a coffin on stout poles namely, his word always lets a person find both funny and annoying.
A day he is riding 28 bicycles dash against a person, that person scolded him a few.
He says: "Do you scold me 1000 what? Not be me bump you, obviously the car bumps.
" " are you neuropathic? The arm that sees me was defeated by loiter.
" that person says furiously.
"What loiter cuts your arm is cement ground, what concern to have with me? " that, wang Er was beaten by firm firm ground, but this his defect did not change all the time however.
After a few years, wanger got rich, got on good car, live got on good building, also learn others bag to raise rose small 3.
The wife discovered, he says: "My be her accost …… " " then you and she was broken, do not look for her again.
" the wife is enraged all over the face aglow.
"Going to those who look for her is my leg, I can not be in charge of it.
" the wife was borne to this kind of his disposition old, think oneself are early had been used to, but the word of this chicanery harmed her deeply however.
She is crying to say: "Divorce, nevertheless belongings should distribute my in part.
" this person loves Wang Er not only bicker is more special and miserly, he did not put forward to divorce first, also be to be afraid that him hardship earns the money that come to be divided by mother-in-law of this yellow face half.
Belt of the Wang Er after a few days is worn and small 3 aforethought plan, made an appointment with the wife come out.
Drive come to wild country of a desolate place outside of town, he took small knife disclose to die wife, be in body Tibet in the tree hole that steps on good place early.
Wang Er signed up for to the police be missing, because do not have any can prove this to be missing case and evidence of Wang Er related, the policeman also did not come into being what suspicion to him, he and small 3 continue covertly lump.
A day night, he receives a short message suddenly: I am in tree hole, very afflictive.
Wang Er answers: Then you look for tree hole to say, what concern to have with me? The very quick response there: It is you killed me, I should look for you to revenge.
Wang Er: I just did not kill you, it is small knife killed your …… there answer: Those who taking knife is your hand, be? Wang Er: My hand just did not kill you, it is to get cerebrum pilot.
The short message did not reply again.
The following day, that small 3 get up the Wang Er that saw the eyes is empty lies in oneself beside.
Legal medical expert anatomizes the discovery with amazed body, in Wang Er's skull actually absolutely empty, without tissue of a bit brain.
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